do YOU love achewood, too?

I don't think he even knew about that, pretty sure that was a cutaway for the reader's benefit. The whole time Roast Beef had been with CH and then inside the reincarnation/karma wheel-death "queue of Samsara".

(after drinking the vinegar and chopped paper, which HASTENED the lash of Thanatos, man this was a strange arc)

either way, readers are confused. a ball was dropped.

Was there a reason the whole erotic literature-off angle was just canned? I wanted to see the end of that, then all this craziness started happening.

this is what Achewood does! remember the truck dongs that got abandoned when the GOF occurred to Onstad?

Wow, was I off on this one.

haha okay all my confusions have been resolved!

what a dick, haha! to be honest though, i wish that strip had actually been funny... you know. might have seemed more clever that way!

u mad that strip is wicked droll

onstad's contempt for his audience is still pretty lol

love this strip

There will be a new season of one-off comics when I return on Monday.

^feel like this is probably a good thing if I'm reading it right... I've not hated any given story arc but there are a ton of really context-free funny fuckers from like 04 or 05, it would be great to get a run like that on the go IMO

I prefer reading strips because they're funny, not because they're part of some tedious narrative.

I.E. I want more of these http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04232003

Ok, the first part was a bit harsh, but honestly, there's a difference between checking back because you want to and checking back because you want to find out what happens.

so my parents came to visit a few weeks ago, stayed at this hotel with a nice restaurant upstairs. mom got the oatmeal one morning, liked it a lot, you know, no big whoop. anyways, because she's a huge weirdo/lonely housewife, once she returned home she had to go and send an email to the hotel raving about how good the freakin oatmeal was. she got a response from the sous chef of the restaurant and was proud enough (for some reason) to forward it to me:

I am so pleased to hear that you enjoyed your stay with us and that you enjoyed our oatmeal Brule. I have attached 2 recipes for you, a couple of notes once you pour the oatmeal in your bowl top it with a light coating of sugar and Brule it with a blow torch, then top it with the apricot compote, shaved apple and nuts. If you do not have a torch you can find them at Williams Sonoma. I know that the recipes make large batches you can cut them down to fit your needs, the apricots will last in the refrigerator for a month and make a great addition to cheeses or toast, just as a thought. If you have any questions about these recipes please feel free to contact me.

Have a great day and we hope to see you the next time you come to Milwaukee.

David Zakroczymsky
Executive Sous Chef
Intercontinental Milwaukee

cornelius zakroczymsky

todd on yelp bring back the funney

*bringing

what happened to the archive

link seems busted, but you can access it via the 'jump to a story arc' dropdown

thanks

loool Teodor :D

I'm personally highly amused by the white collar/tie on black fur combo he's got going.

i want to be the joe satriani of something

"straight but rat-curious" = LOL

Today's Achewood is some kind of brilliant awesomeness.

oh god

hair icarus

^ that one blew my mind tbh

this was great

lovin' this so hard right now

yeah, this current shit is super brilliant

Yeah, this new stuff is pretty much look-forward-to-new-posts level.

shrug?

not shrug -- freaky and awesome.

what can i say, i liked it today

the last panel resonates just a little too much

haha yes

dark chuckles

the joke is unrelenting bummers?

but in retrospect:

Does Todd have money?

NO.

GOOD.

UH-OH, WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING, TODD SOLD YOUR WIFE'S DEODORANT TO A CREEP.

>>>

and:

YOU ARE IN A VAN.

> inventory

YOU HAVE:
- A WAFFLE-PATTERN BRUISE ON YOUR FACE.
- A HANGOVER

> drop bruise

YOU HAVE MADE THE BRUISE WORSE BY TRYING TO PULL IT AWAY FROM YOUR FACE.

Some new, top notch stuff happening. Pretty lol.

Ragging on Pat is always a good time. I made some vegulon chili over the weekend and kept cracking Pat references about it.

last few strips have been good but god damn it's been like a week between them.

He's been phoning in some weak stuff for about six months now, or whenever he got chased out of California or whatever.

I Sit At The Table kids' magazine

Ray Smuckles is some truth speaking feline.

Here to stay, just like tasty old herpes.

It may take five days between strips, but damn if they aren't funny as hell.

lolz @ alt text