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I am incredibly lazy.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I, too, throw like a girl.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear I am now trying to out-do people on this fuckign confession thread, as if being a twat/idiot/fuck-up/emotionally-cold asshole was some kidn of achievement.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

What would give you that idea?
http://www.art-start.org/images/oprah.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't wink. I'm really clumsy with chopsticks.

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

im bad with chopsticks too, and i'm korean!

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

due to how i talk, my speaking voice is higher than it should be, since I don't talk from my lower chest, as i do when i sing.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a terrible dresser.
Sometimes I look awesome, but lately, I've noticed around noon that I put absolutely no thought into what I throw over my skin & bones and have on several occasions worn the same colour pants as shirt (today for example) and thus look like a big dork.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a pathalogical hatred of those who write slash fiction.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I am also deathly afraid of having people not like me and tend to be very moody and irritable when people don't instantly take a shine to me. As I said on the shtick thread I am self-deprecating because I actually think I'm cool but want others to contradict my negative self-assessments.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

as i grow older im really starting to not like most of my best friends.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so obsessive-compulsive that having a few dollars left over on a Best Buy giftcard is currently driving me insane. Also, I didn't read anyone else's posts on this thread because I don't really care.

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I only wear one kind of aftershave: Old Spice.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I only use one type of deodorant which is apparently no longer made and I don't like any of the other scents--I do not want to smell like an alpine forest, etc.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

as i grow older im really starting to not like most of my best friends.

Me too.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm hungry, sad, and bored.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't raise one eyebrow at a time and really wish I could.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I can only raise one eyebrow!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

You only have one eyebrow!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Pluck.

X-post - damn you, huckster!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm tired, really not feeling well, and I'd like it if someone would take me home and put me to bed and bring me tea.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

also, i can't handle most instances of confrontation, and do almost anything to avoid it, including being far too conciliatory.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

my two front teeth are fake, i lost them playing hockey.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I no longer have a belly button ring - my dog caught one of his nails on it, and ripped the surrounding skin enough that I had to take it out.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

OK seriously I have the most obsessive eyebrow grooming habits of everyone in the entire world, this is no laughing matter for me, gentlemen. I know you think it's funny, but you're just sending me into another hysterical eyebrow fixin' fit right now.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally from what I've seen your eyebrows are as magnificent as your breasts and legs. So chill.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I've always secretly wanted to be a woman.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I've always secretly wanted to be a man.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm wasting my fucking time here.
At work. Not ILX. Well...
Whatever. I want to go home.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You can go. Tell 'em I said so.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still at work too. Everyone else is going. Like I just said to Ed, the same people who are ready to come bitch about how far behind I am right now on Monday and scream and yell about how they're being held up have already LEFT FOR THE DAY. Way to help out the team you cockfarming shitfaces. I was so set off yesterday because this dickwad David is making this BIG FUCKING DEAL about how he came upstairs and picked up his checks himself. WTF?? Oh sorry I didn't take a break from sending 186 wires yesterday (normal day is 10) to HAND DELIVER YOUR SHIT TO YOU YOU FUCKWAD.

ugh

hahaha I confess that this company is going to be so screwed though because I refuse to stay past the 9th and the girl who was replacing me is MIA.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Whenever an episode of The Sopranos starts I turn over and watch something else. I just can't be bothered to watch it even though, from the two episodes that I have watched, I know it's quality TV. I'm not really sure why this is. An unwillingness to concentrate for what seems like too long a time at too late at night? Something like that.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I am actually scared by how insecure Nick Southall is.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks Luna.
I probably could just walk out.

On Monday, my boss said "you didn't work on Christmas did you? Boxing day?"

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I do what little I can.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm actually not very insecure at all, really, just bored and hating fucking New Year.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It sucks. But hey! One year closer to blissful oblivion.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I already have a playstation.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah but soon they're going to be able to hook that shit up to your cerebral cortex....

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I already have booze.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no plans and no idea what to do tonight..

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i really think that i look like a woman, it doesnt help when multiple people have inadvertently called me a woman.

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Cut your hair, hippie.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still here. if anyone cares, even.
I bet they just forgot to tell me to go home.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I lie.

― teh nza, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

When i hear 'Smack my Bitch up' in my head, the line goes 'wank my tits off'

― It's True, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never seen any of the Godfather movies, same as Luna said way upthread.
I like all sorts of music that would be widely disdained round these parts.
I am really good at being unnoticeable, which actually really annoys me lots of the time.
A couple of my wildest nights out at bars were when I was sober.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

My livelihood for the past 50 months has been a complete and shameful waste of American tax dollars and this situation is only going to get worse in the coming years unless a miracle happens.

I have been profoundly unable to derive happiness from almost anything since yesterday morning and I don't know why.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm realizing that putting aside insecurity and self-doubt could actually help me to achieve more than i was ever able to even dream of wanting. i'm realizing that it's not only okay to love myself but that doing so enables me to be a better person to the people i care about. i'm also realizing that it's okay to be selfish with myself and my time and to demand respect and care from those people that i do share my life with -- life is too short to waste it with the wrong people, feeling bad, internalizing all of the shit and stupidity that exists in the world around us. i accept that i prefer people who wash the dishes by filling the sink, instead of putting soap on every dish (when there's a shitload of dirty dishes, that is). I am seriously rethinking my disdain for television.

― ishouldvesaidsorry, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes it feels like my two greatest talents are leaving people behind and needless lying, and I spend most of my time trying to avoid doing one of the two.

― cis (cis), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

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