Great Real Names

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lolz. i went to school with a guy named Dick Ball.

My brother just informed me his wife wants to name their soon to be son M4x1m1ll14n M0nt4gu3 M4rt1n

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Friday, 4 September 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

I met a guy yesterday called

ROCKY RISING

His name sounds like a suburb.

salsa shark, Friday, 4 September 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

I don't feel good about finding amusement in the name of a Native American, but I have to say this name is pretty next level:

Skeet Yellowhair

President Deez (some dude), Monday, 26 October 2009 13:39 (sixteen years ago)

Dan Sing (ex-dancer)

Michael Dudikoff presents Action Adventure Theatre, Monday, 26 October 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

i about shit myself when my parents told of their family friend Dick Comfort

chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Monday, 26 October 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

Sheikh Mahboob.

Pedro Paramore (jim), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:20 (sixteen years ago)

Skeet Yellowhair

― President Deez (some dude), Monday, October 26, 2009 8:39 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

holy shit @ this

a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:27 (sixteen years ago)

haha i somehow managed to miss that in my eagerness to post about the Sheikh. Awesome.

Pedro Paramore (jim), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:31 (sixteen years ago)

Doualy Xaykaothao

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 14:09 (sixteen years ago)

Sophocles Papas.

tal farlow's pather panchali (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

Ronette Coleman.

tal farlow's pather panchali (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

When I was younger I knew a girl called Aislinn Buttock. There isn't a day I don't remember that name and think 'Wow. Just wow.'

JTS, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

guys i found a picture of Skeet Yellowhair on GIS:

http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/something_mary.jpg

et tu, omas? (some dude), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Dan Sumption

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 December 2009 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

I met a woman last week whose maiden name was butch and whose married name was queen, which is a pretty awesome hyphenate

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 3 December 2009 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

1930s ballplayer Smead Jolley

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

Mr O Dear (Owen)
Mrs O Crumbs (Olivia)
Mr Gervaise McGenity
Brooklyn Bassett
Harrison Bees
Harrison Crass

I plan to write a murder ballad featuring the latter two names - The Ballad Of Harrison Bees & Harrison Crass

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

There's a woman at my school named D0lores Pfeuff3r-Sch3rer and I think it's the greatest name ever.

Udon Nomi (Stevie D), Thursday, 3 December 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

two in one day:

Nick Gallon

Roux Joubert

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

Fugitive D'AlCapone AlPacino Morris arrested

Roz, Thursday, 17 December 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

r0nnie p0wn4ll

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:11 (sixteen years ago)

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=pownall%20road%20london

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

As mentioned on another thread, Men Chuin Kok. I have also come across (so to speak) Felicity Windmill and Cecily Holliday, who must be Bond girls, non?

Madchen, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

i could see myself falling madly in love with a girl called felicity windmill.

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

There's an african footballer whose name is Christ Bongo

same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

Falko Mortiboys

Tracer Hand, Monday, 1 February 2010 11:44 (sixteen years ago)

Osa Ice Cream Guobadia

James Mitchell, Monday, 1 February 2010 12:02 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R-A6mcKEyls/S6q1_Nxx6LI/AAAAAAAAAA8/clgNwhCu3ik/s1600/notybracketfinalhaterz2.jpg

Violent (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 March 2010 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/

Violent (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 March 2010 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

There was a Joanna Rowsell competing in the cycling world champs today, that made me laugh.

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Thursday, 25 March 2010 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

I had a classmate named Man-On Chin once, and have known a few people with the last name Manlove

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Thursday, 25 March 2010 23:15 (sixteen years ago)

hieronymus bosch

facepalm death (samosa gibreel), Thursday, 25 March 2010 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

Discovered a chap called Titiporn Sangpetch yesterday.

Madchen, Friday, 26 March 2010 07:33 (sixteen years ago)

I weep for nearly all Thai name romanizations (I'm assuming)

Nhex, Friday, 26 March 2010 08:50 (sixteen years ago)

a few people with the last name Manlove

A friend of mine used to work with Dr Manlove.

ailsa, Friday, 26 March 2010 09:53 (sixteen years ago)

duk3 b4dg3r
3sen 3ken
C43sar Beezer

village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 26 March 2010 10:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece

peep the journalist's name

village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 26 March 2010 11:52 (sixteen years ago)

yeah we got that on the irish catholica abuse thread. 2 gud 2b tru imo

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 11:58 (sixteen years ago)

by the same guy: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4812776.ece

tomofthenest, Friday, 26 March 2010 11:59 (sixteen years ago)

if you give me the money and sent me in to the shop with a note i still wouldn't buy it.

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 12:00 (sixteen years ago)

been dealing with a very nice lady by the name of M4ryl0u B0n3 lately.

wilter, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:56 (sixteen years ago)

I have recently happened upon a W1ngm4n H0 at work recently.

ailsa, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:58 (sixteen years ago)

recently, i tell you

ailsa, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:58 (sixteen years ago)

when was this?

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:05 (sixteen years ago)

not that long ago, tbh. quite recently, in fact.

ailsa, Friday, 26 March 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

before or after sturridge to chelsea?

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

Has Sturridge gone to Chelsea?

ailsa, Friday, 26 March 2010 13:08 (sixteen years ago)

what?

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:08 (sixteen years ago)

I did know someone with the last name "Fart3n". That must suck.

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:08 (sixteen years ago)

that's probably just a literal transcription of his cantonese name (ho wing man) xps

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:09 (sixteen years ago)


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