xkcd vs. MATT

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xkcd guy is totally a self-styled dread pirate roberts on a tandem bicycle with a crate full of intimidating sextoys powered by a hydrogen generator and i cannot stress how much it creeps me

― elmo argonaut, Friday, June 13, 2008 5:51 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

great post

caek, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

Agreed.

Count me among those who don't get the joke in the one posted above.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

they're doing the photos in a tgi fridays and somehow even the ones after they are interrupted make it into a textbook? and er also speech bubbles?

thomp, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)

Why are they doing anatomical textbook photos in a TGI Fridays?

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

lady, if you have to ask...

a fact-checker with The New Yorker magazine (HI DERE), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

people draw on the paper tablecloths at tgi fridays (right?)

drawing vaj and dong would be socially unacceptable.

but people really do have actual genitals in a scientific sense, it's true

we could draw naughty parts in a scientific manner

but we'd be kicked out anyway, because people who manage tgi fridays are small minded

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

pretty funny when you think about it

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

tracer i think you may have isolated the joke - people don't generally take anatomical photographs in tgi fridays! you see!

thomp, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

I just... guh.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

i just read the alt text for the comic-->
"For many of the anatomy pictures on Wikipedia, I think this is actually not far from reality. They only look all formal and professional due to careful cropping."

So, there's his inspiration. he was looking at wikipedia.com/mens_testicles and though hey i've got a kooky notion!

Slumpman, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)

*thought

Slumpman, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://io9.com/5364862/xkcds-randall-munroe-answers-all-of-your-questions

deus ex lawnmower (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:16 (sixteen years ago)

Elizabeth Weinbloom
09/22/09

You know, despite having had a serious crush on Randall Munroe for several years, I think I never saw a picture of him before now. Crush = confirmed. Randall honey, call me.
Reply

Mission accomplished.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

o_O

caek, Monday, 15 February 2010 09:13 (sixteen years ago)

?_?

take me to your lemur (ledge), Monday, 15 February 2010 10:05 (sixteen years ago)

w______g

Originoo Golf Clappaz (DJ Mencap), Monday, 15 February 2010 10:46 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/porn_for_women.png

people FUCK!

Slumpman, Monday, 15 March 2010 18:17 (sixteen years ago)

PEOPLE FUCK.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 15 March 2010 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

Randall Monroe is such a facebook feminist

Slumpman, Monday, 15 March 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

haha one wonders why he didn't just write the actual letter and sign a girl's name at the end (or at least wear a wig while writing it)

some dude, Monday, 15 March 2010 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

PEOPLE! fuck

Thierry Ennui (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 March 2010 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/far_away.pnghttp://imgur.com/XAHZz.jpg

Slumpman, Monday, 15 March 2010 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

god i hate this guy

goole, Monday, 15 March 2010 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

you are not the only guy to grow up and get smart

goole, Monday, 15 March 2010 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

lol at xkcd mashup

caek, Monday, 15 March 2010 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

I quite enjoyed the number-googling thing I must admit. Missed the reference on "there are x lights" though, plus doesn't the "lose steam at 66" directly contradict the evidence?

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

there are x lights = star trek tng episode

abanana, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

oh. star trek. Thanks fyi.

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

one billion times funnier than any physics joke xkcd has ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WPgDO3BAXM

caek, Thursday, 18 March 2010 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://goatkcd.com/613/

listen, it is what it says it is, yeah?

MPx4A, Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:11 (sixteen years ago)

loooooooool

dead flower :( (Pashmina), Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://goatkcd.com/714/

I guess this is the most appropriate one

MPx4A, Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

just like

"listen, in my porn: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

MPx4A, Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:17 (sixteen years ago)

OK maybe a NSFW warning on that link might have helped :/ (stupid me for not assuming the worst of "goat")

ABBAcab (Trayce), Friday, 19 March 2010 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

okay, today's set-up is quite clever

requiem for crunk (kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZfVMX.jpg

caek, Friday, 2 April 2010 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://thisisindexed.com/

caek, Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/i_am.png

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 07:00 (sixteen years ago)

http://i40.tinypic.com/nzndw9.jpg

ok, I like this one.

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:07 (sixteen years ago)

guest strip by jason lytle

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

goatkcd.com/

i was asked to post this by someone with no access. i have been told it is nsfw but i am doing a favor. so enjoy that everyone!

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:42 (sixteen years ago)

THANKS DOM, WE NEEDED THAT

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/infrastructures.png

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 May 2010 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

Is that supposed to be Stallman, then? Seems the xkcd fellow forgot the joek again.

Øystein, Saturday, 29 May 2010 07:20 (sixteen years ago)

the robot one above is great ... it's like a manic depressive science geek's version of "Wall-E"

Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Saturday, 29 May 2010 12:34 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/southern_half.png

xkcd, a web "comic."

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

whatever happened to jfk?

ke$ha in the rye (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)

the third world?!? why, theres only ONE world!!

max, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

did he own a globe?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)


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