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well, now it's what I'd like to be eating, too.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Me three.

Jenny, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

i want to be eating that, and also i want to be in buenos aires. Oh where did I leave my magic lamp?

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

Somebody with magic powers beam me over some of my Mom Mom's chicken and dumplings at about 6:30 this evening for dinner. And some collards. kthxbi

xp - HA! When you find it, you know what I want.

Jenny, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

mmm, collards.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

I make a mean mess of collards.

Jenny, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

god I wish I had some sort of green in my house right now.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

I will have all this ChILXors over for collards one night.

xp - sounds like you're talking weeeeeeeeeed.

Jenny, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha weed or money or collards I'm not picky

horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

No one rides for free.

dan m, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

OMG if I ever have a car again, I want a bumper sticker that says, "Cash, grass, or collards. Nobody rides for free."

Jenny, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

I will have all this ChILXors over for gas, grass, and ass.

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Quit grab grassing around, people, and work on my chicken and dumplings problem.

Jenny, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

I'm eating some Moroccan stew that my dad made for Easter: sweet and regular potatoes, zucchini, carrots, chickpeas, onions, and raisins.

jaymc, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

no one is excited enough. COME ON YOU GUYS. ASS! MY PLACE! LET'S GO!

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

I prefer to find ass on my own, thx.

dan m, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

if it's combined with gas, no thanks.

JuliaA, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

i never said what kind of gas.

http://www.justsayn2o.com/images/seltzer.gif

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Ok fine, be that way. No one wants to swing with me. Mr. Ferley had the same problem.

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

That is tragic, Jenny. I ate a huuuuuuuge bowl of gumbo for lunch because I wanted something warm and filling to counteract nu-winter. Now I am very full and sleepy.

I'm also signing off because we're not supposed to use internet during the snowstorm, to save bandwidth for people VPNing in apparently.

Jordan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

lol nu-winter

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

sour cream OTM!!!

horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i bought some socks but the only levis they had were "relaxed fit" which really doesn't suit me. for christ's sake why would anyone who wears a 32/34 need relaxed fit pants?

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

I wish I could think of a dick joke right now

dan m, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

guys this jalapeno is for real. also lunch means I need a nap.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

my iTunes party shuffle is in loooooooove with Elvis Costello.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to dan, ok, can anyone give me a reason why BOTH legs would need to be relaxed fit?

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

elvis costello party = leave me out

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Uh...

You guys ... RELAXED FIT CONDOMS

-- n/a, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 10:37 AM (3 hours ago)
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I just invented them

-- n/a, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 10:38 AM (3 hours ago)

n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

ie, I made a relaxed fit-related joke THREE HOURS AGO.

n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, relaxed fit-related dick joke

n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

relaxed-fit-related

jaymc, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

nick you win the relaxed fit dick joke award

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

now, do a victory lap

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

WANT MOAR POWERPOP, MOAR! I've listened to the DIY comp like 20 times since yesterday.

Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

What about boot cut condoms? Or square leg?

dan m, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

I MADE A BOOT CUT CONDOM JOKE RIGHT AFTER THE RELAXED FIT JOKE, DO KEEP UP

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

WANT MOAR POWERPOP

that reminds me, i still owe you a mix. n0rah's birthday party is friday so i'm sure i won't be leaving the house until the cocohomo's show late saturday night. it'll be done soon i swears.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

From a friend's e-mail (re: tonight's Hot 8 show):

Anyway, if it's like any of the other Old Town shows
I've seen (including Mike Doughty last year), the audience will be OLD.
middle-aged, peace 'n love yuppies expecting a sit-down,
listen-and-analyze type concert. When I saw Doughty there, the audience
was as if they were in a museum. I think the lack of any crowd response of any kind sort of threw him for a loop, or made him self-conscious or
somthing, because he kept fucking up and having to start songs over.
This could be an interesting experience for all parties involved. But
then again, I could be wrong and the brass band faithful of Chicago could show up en force and be dancing n' shit on a Wednesday night in a concert hall made from the old stacks of a converted defunct library. ya never
know.

Jordan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

i do like the image "relaxed fit condom" gives me. Dude's at half mast, rubber all baggy, sipping iced tea and sitting in a chaise lounge.

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

"What, me horny?"

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

WTF, craiglist patron?

KitCat, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

ok, you just ruined iced tea and chaise lounges for me.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

hush, ally.

kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Kevman, I thought CCC was done for a bit due to babies?

dan m, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, well someone asked mike and he said yes even though his wife is set to pop THREE DAYS FROM THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

ok, seriously, i wish dunkin donuts delivered. turkey sub is trying to get me to go to bed like a cheap prostitute.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Rockin' waits for nobaby

dan m, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif

n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

I'm so glad that worked.

n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)


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