vaginas are not clown cars

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I hate my aunt so much.

Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

The little girl couldn't be any sweeter, FWIW.

Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

My dad could not answer questions about her pelvic floor muscles.

i should hope not

Granny Dainger, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

Well, if she's fucking calling him up to say, "My vagina was too useless to hold in a baby and let me pee simultaneously," who knows. Maybe she shared some more uncomfortable and useless details. It's her thing.

Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

I'm glad to hear that, Abbott, but that's exactly the kind of callous, thoughtless, 'I prefer to make a lame-ass joke than worry about the feelings of my own daughter' kind of stuff that leads to 'issues' down the road.

Michael White, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

I know, I really worry about her future relationship with her mom.

Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

My last post was directed at your cousin's superlative sweetness, just to be clear.

Michael White, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

She know introduces this little girl (who is five!) as "my toilet baby."

so is there like a whole team of therapists who call your aunt at regular intervals wondering when the therapy is going to start?

chicago kevin, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

Are you in a position to be a good pal/cousin, Abbott?

Michael White, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I talk to her, M. She's a sweetie. We write each other letters and such that do not mention her mother or toilets.

Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

She just talks about Dora the Explorer a lot.

Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

And Emeril.

Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

Looking at the age of the kids: this woman had children in a much too rapid succession. But I guess it turned out okay: all her kids survived. I do wonder how she coped/copes (phsyically AND mentally). I'm going mad with the youngest not sleeping through the night at the age of six months (now). What would it be when I have that amount of kids? I guess you kind of go with the flow (har har flow of babies).

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Until she's in menopause?

stevienixed, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

The older kids just start taking on parent tasks, is hwo I've always seen it in 10+ kid families.

Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Save some $$$ on hand-me downs.

Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god, I know how it goes (seen it with my aunt who had five kids, adopted one and then cared for a whole slew of kids) but I'm not that crazy (or selfless).

stevienixed, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

whatever happened to river wolf?

Edward III, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

he spends his work day on a bicycle which does not lend itself to posting on the internet.

chicago kevin, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

lostilxors.xls

Edward III, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

lollll at commercial for plan b during their spawn-a-thon on tlc

Lucian, this guy with diamonds (m bison), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:00 (seventeen years ago)

and Michelle has been pregnant for 126 months — or 10.5 years — of her life

this is o_0 retarded and all, but that only works out to 7.4 months per pregnancy!

BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:14 (seventeen years ago)

shit is loose baby. It's hard to keep... a baby... in it.

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

i think that was calculated when she had had less than 100 children

Schwwww (harbl), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

that was at 17! (126/17) how many do they have now? i mean obv this was what a year ago so it couldnt be any more than 18 i suppose

BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:20 (seventeen years ago)

she had #18 in december i think?

Schwwww (harbl), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:22 (seventeen years ago)

that this thred and the toni collete thred are both being revived tonight says something powerful, I think.

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

god bless her husband for keeping at it. her clown car's gotta be like the fucking holland tunnel at this point

BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

it's not a cunt; it's not a tunnel; it's a chunnel

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:38 (seventeen years ago)

that was funnier when i heard it in my head

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:38 (seventeen years ago)

this is o_0 retarded and all, but that only works out to 7.4 months per pregnancy!

Some of those pregnancies were twins too.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:46 (seventeen years ago)

it's not a pussy; it's not a four-door; it's a passage into Mordor.

WmC, Monday, 26 January 2009 03:46 (seventeen years ago)

lot of player hatin' on this thread

― da croupier, Friday, August 3, 2007 3:52 PM

jelky (jergins), Monday, 26 January 2009 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

this is o_0 retarded and all, but that only works out to 7.4 months per pregnancy!

Some of those pregnancies were twins too.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:46 PM (26 minutes ago)

oic

BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:13 (seventeen years ago)

po lil terlet chile

O-mentum (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 January 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

"It is quite easy to miss a baby when you're anticipating seven"

MORE you brazen churls (rent), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

California octuplets' mom already has 6 kids: report

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The California woman who astonished doctors earlier this week by giving birth to octuplets at a suburban Los Angeles hospital already has six other children, CBS News reported on Thursday.

The woman delivered six boys and two girls prematurely by Caesarean section on Monday, surprising doctors who had seen only seven babies in ultrasound images.

Officials at Kaiser Permanente Medical Center in the Los Angeles suburb of Bellflower have declined to identify the mother or reveal if she received fertility treatments, which can increase the likelihood of multiple births.

There are no known cases of naturally conceived octuplets.

A Kaiser Permanente spokeswoman declined to comment on the CBS report but said that all eight babies were still in the hospital's neonatal intensive care unit and doing well.

Five of the babies were feeding and six were breathing on their own, hospital spokeswoman Nancy Tovar-Huxen said. She said doctors had not yet determined when they could go home.

In reporting on "The Early Show" that the mother already has six other children, a CBS reporter who visited the woman's Los Angeles-area home cited two unnamed acquaintances.

One of those acquaintances said that the mother lived with her parents and that two of her other children were twins.

The birth of the octuplets already has raised eyebrows, with fertility and reproductive experts saying that such high-risk pregnancies should be avoided.

"When we see something like this in the general fertility world, it gives us the heebie-jeebies," Michael Tucker, an Atlanta-based clinical embryologist and leading researcher in fertility treatments, told the Los Angeles Times.

"If a medical practitioner had anything to do with it, there's some degree of inappropriate medical therapy there," the Times quoted him as saying.

The last octuplets known to have survived birth in the United States, six girls and two boys, were born in Houston in 1998. One of the babies, a girl, died one week later.

Pancakes Hussein Obama (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 30 January 2009 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

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╓abies, Friday, 30 January 2009 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

that was funnier when i heard it in my head

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╓abies, Friday, 30 January 2009 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

i look forward to the depressing reality show

steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/01/30/earlyshow/health/main4764432.shtml

steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

babby-hoarding is the new cat hoarding

WmC, Friday, 30 January 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

Another bible thumping christian brood mare pumping

out slaves for wall mart and the welfare system,

this evangelical lemming belongs in prison,

goosestepping monster

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max, Friday, 30 January 2009 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.woodyallen.com/misc/clowns.gif

Maximilian G. Neuchrist (country matters), Friday, 30 January 2009 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

ten months pass...

Woohoo! 3 months early! That means they can make another one even sooner than planned!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091212/ap_en_tv/us_duggar19_kids

StanM, Saturday, 12 December 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

The couple has said they'll continue welcoming children as long as Michelle is able to have them.

Lucky she wasn't like my greatgrandmother who had her menopause in her early 30s.

I wonder how the sex is like with her. No, I srsly don't wanna know.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 12 December 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

Michelle Duggar evidently doesn't breastfeed, would would delay ovulation, and since formula fed infants score 5.2 IQ points lower than breastfed ones, there's every chance this mental disability will be perpetuated to all the children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrMDlafrAI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3C-ERBfCms

Biodegradable (Derelict), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)

whether or not that's true any effect on their IQ is gonna be way overshadowed by the fact that she homeschools them from the bible, etc., and iirc they don't believe in letting the girls go to college. oh well.

harbl, Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

my point is who cares about whether she breastfeeds them (because the propaganda and moralizing surrounding breastfeeding is tiring tbh), they will end up being as zombie-like as their parents regardless

harbl, Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

If god had wanted humans to breastfeed their babies then milk would come out of breasts, so there.

StanM, Saturday, 12 December 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

the propaganda and moralizing surrounding breastfeeding is tiring tbh

^^^this

*crossing fingers breastfeeding debate/meltdown/clusterfuck does not ensue*

mascara and ties (Abbott), Saturday, 12 December 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)


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