I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

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"I SAID FAYGO, FUCK MOUNTAIN DEW!"

― ICP home alone in your l'il innah-city ghetto zone! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

i miss Pitch Black. i can only find "Livewire". WTF, if i want fizzy orange drink, i'm drink Orange Crush.

also, does anybody remember all the ad-man talk two years ago about how "code red" was their "urban"-oriented drink?

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

cherry coke!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Can't wait for Cherry Coke Zero! (not confirmed, but hopefully)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

I want to try VANILLA SODA FOUNTAIN DR. PEPPER

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

Count me in as a decidely Pro-"Code Red" Dew-niac. I don't know that I can justify it; it tastes like straight grenadine and makes your teeth squeaky afterwards.

― Who Are You, Buster Gonad? (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, Cherry vanilla sfdr.p

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

So I've drank literally one sip of Mounting Do, like, since Luk4s was born. Which was in 1999. I had the worst case of cottonmouth of all time, it was like my cottonmouth had cottonmouth. That one drink gave me the most wickedest of headaches.

I AM NOT EXTREME...PROVEN BY SCIENCE.

― nklshs @ other desk omg, Friday, 9 September 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Spencer is right, though, Coke Zero is clearly the best thing to happen to soda in decades. I can't wait for them to put it in soda fountains at the movies and at restaurants!

― Who Are You, Buster Gonad? (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper's disappointing to me.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

I do recall Code Red being heavily advertised on TV and radio by Busta Rhymes, but I don't know that that was so successful in getting "urban" people to drink it as much as it made me laugh, and also to drink it.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Is your 6 yr old son going to google himself?!

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Pleasant, when you gonna give us another trivia question?

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

I have drunk all the Mountain Dews

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Your search - "flight of mountain dews" - did not match any documents.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Pleasant, when you gonna give us another trivia question?

Is it my turn? Was it really Jimmy Hart?

I'd bet Jimmy Hart loves The Dew.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

The Mouth of the South, yes.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Name one soda with a longer name than
http://store1.yimg.com/I/drsoda_1859_3063047

― M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

7 Ups original name is much, much longer but I can't remember it now.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

http://dogsdontpurr.diaryland.com/images/squirt1.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

From Snopes:

However, the uncola wasn't known as 7Up for the first few years of its existence. It was originally christened "Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda."

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

next up:

http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/08/16/inside2-b017up16.jpg

with CALCIUM AND VITAMIN C.

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 10 September 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

also now I know everything about the mountain dews

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 10 September 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

I thought this was a thread on the noize board..
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:cpkvhjg_2OkJ:www.freelake.mec.edu/FLMS/graphicsclass/sodalabels/2005sodalabels/sparks.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 10 September 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

(you guys have no idea how pleased I am to have finally broken the camel's back)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 September 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Haha! Mr. Tombot! You have not experienced MOUNTAIN DEW X, an INTENSE NEW DEVELOPMENT in the MOUNTAIN DEW FAMILY! It is TO THE EXTREME and contains TAURINE! It is a test product only and NOT FOR RESALE! And yet I, with my high-level connections in the SNACK AND BEVERAGE INDUSTRY, have imbibed thereof! Suck on that! Tombot! All hail the NEW DEW MASTER!

― NABISCO HAS OUT-DEWED YOU, Saturday, 17 September 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

I hate you. I mean I love you, but I fucking hate you for the disruption to my life you are causing, man.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Sunday, 18 September 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

i don't believe taurine.

anyway, i could really go for some heee-haw right now. shit is good.

― geoff (gcannon), Sunday, 18 September 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.marion.ohio-state.edu/fac/schul/drp/heeehaw.jpg

YESSSSSS mmmmm where can i find a hy-vee around here

― geoff (gcannon), Sunday, 18 September 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

TOMBOT, have you ever had AMP? That is technically a Mt. Dew as well, da?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 19 September 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

bump

twitch

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE DRANK ALL THE FAKE DR. PEPPERS (and my kidneys have slowly disintigrated into a murky sugar-coated goo-like substance)

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

I still have not tasted the Pitch Black II in my pantry.

(I am also very thankful that the 'R' key on my keyboard works.)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 September 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

I have also had "Amp" but it is like $2.50 a can @ the only place I know that sells it. It is disappointingly conventional.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 19 September 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

a friend of mine once told me that mountain dew lowers your sperm count.

― Creez (Creez), Monday, 19 September 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, if you inject it directly into your nuts.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 September 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

A VERITABLE MOUNTAIN OF DEW

― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Monday, 19 September 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/toxins/yellow.htm

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 19 September 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Helluva punch line at the end of that.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 19 September 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Okay, they just stocked the machines today at work.
"LIMITED EDITION" on the side of the bottles.

the taste is...odd. i liked the original better, and even Big League Chew had better sour grape taste.

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

I like code red...it seems to have more of a kick, caffeine-wise, than regular old mountain dew. It's probably just my imagination.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

The best part about Pitch Black II is how the dye in the head turns your ice blue.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I thought it would give you eyes that glow in the dark like Vin Diesel in that movie.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

PITCH BLACK II -- Them Rat Lizards Is Pissed

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

I tried MDX a couple of weeks back. It was fuckin' undrinkable. Horrid. Worse than Pitch Black II.
Who knew there were so many official websites for all the different mountain dew brands?

Also, I really think they should bring back SURGE.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

I had MDX today at lunch. Now i am surely playing with power.

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

I STILL BEAT YOU BY OVER TWO MONTHS SUCK IT

― nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

What they should bring back is the Crystal Pepsi. For all I know it actually tastes like ass, but back in the day I was all about CrysPep and Corn Nuts, and I'd at least like the opportunity to verify whether my tastes have changed since, umm, age 13.

― nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Crystal Pepsi was white Karo watered down and then carbonated. Shit was a little horrifying.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

ATTN: australian mountain dew does not taste the same as american mountain dew! also it contains reconstituted orange juice wtf

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

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