I love Achewood more and more and more and more...
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link
Also some of Ray's finer moments collected here:
RAY MOTHERFUCKING SMUCKLES
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 08:16 (seventeen years ago) link
I like the one where Nice Pete is telling a "joke" about a man who's been overcharged for dental treatment ram-raiding the surgery with his van and "completely destroying" everyone inside, only the punchline is him getting a carrier bag out and going "here are some of their hands"
Also, Judas Priest Friday
― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 09:38 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10242003
― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 09:39 (seventeen years ago) link
i'm just going to read achewood for the rest of the day, if thats okay with you
― stevie, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link
Perfectly fine. Knock yourself out!
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 12:49 (seventeen years ago) link
Oh Mr. Smuckles, you are a holler and a hoot.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link
This really should be a picture thread...
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link
dammit now i too have succumbed
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link
Ah well, it was only a matter of time I suppose.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link
haha now i'm gonna post loads of exuberant comments and make you hate achewood :D
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link
Hilarious as always.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link
you think i was joking? :D
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link
Remember: Not all attention is good attention.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link
dude, lighten up ffs and stop picking up on every little thing i say (even if it's an entirely neutral comment) with some 'terse', negative put-down. let some sunshine in, jeez.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link
Get over thyself young Louis.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link
onstad should turn our knockabout badinage into a strip
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:36 (seventeen years ago) link
You should email him and see if he does requests.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link
no way! bros don't have super circular heads, wear purple turtlenecks, rock Lennon glasses, and hang out in front of gothic architecture.
But the shoes, the shoes!
― Jordan, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link
bros don't have super circular heads lololololol
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link
Todd has a point.
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D09262007
― en i see kay, Thursday, 27 September 2007 07:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Indeed...
― kv_nol, Thursday, 27 September 2007 12:06 (sixteen years ago) link
if this strip were a religion i'd be a missionary
― stevie, Thursday, 27 September 2007 12:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://lyle151.blogspot.com/2007/08/glases-are-rad.html
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:18 (sixteen years ago) link
I am like half-way through reading every single strip in order, having started about a month ago. It has all the characteristics of the very best sitcoms.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^^^ trolling or not? anyone, besides jagger?
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Give it a rest Tom.
― kv_nol, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Today Ray = Alec Baldwin in 30 Rock
― Jordan, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link
hoping there will be another strip tomorrow for full fuck you friday fullfillingness
― stevie, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link
seriously this is some kind of awesome, have just gotten up to the end of 2004, will save the rest for other days.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 27 September 2007 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link
They're giving away free Achewood tats at a place in Portland! If I had hell of frequent flier miles I would be there in a second.
― Abbott, Thursday, 27 September 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Do you want me to get one for you, Abbott?
― Clay, Thursday, 27 September 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Plz! And you can write my name under it if you want. VICARIOUS LIFE IS GREAT.
― Abbott, Thursday, 27 September 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe I'll have it be Roast Beef on the moon but instead of JAVA he'll write ABBOTT onto my forearm.
― Clay, Thursday, 27 September 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh my goodness! :D
― Abbott, Thursday, 27 September 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know how you'd explain it later in life. "Uh...I just really liked Flatland."
― Abbott, Thursday, 27 September 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Former MLB pitcher Jim Abbott taught me so much about perseverance and how we should all just do our best no matter what!
Do you think anybody would buy that?
― Clay, Thursday, 27 September 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
HAHAHAHA I would. There's plenty of barely-explicable tats in this world.
― Abbott, Thursday, 27 September 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I think I would get that Ray shirt they had a few years ago. Sadly I lost the shirt and contacting Chris & crew brought no results. Someday though...
― kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 08:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh sorry, the design on the shirt that I would have tatooed on to me was ray from hip up at 3/4 profile holding a martini glass gold medallion and nipples proudly on display. It was great.
― kv_nol, Friday, 28 September 2007 08:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Ray will slo-mo this footage and set it to SRV's Life By The Drop
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link
haha fuck, purely by coincidence I've just reached the initial explanation for 'fuck you friday'. i think tombot should just post that comic rather than zing people from now on.
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:09 (sixteen years ago) link
For me nothing beats Phillipe being possessed by the soul of Billy Joel. "Ray you old punter! Got a fag for your mate?" Despite this phrase supposedly being British, I think I am the only person in Britain who says it. It drives my boyfriend mad.
― Anna, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link
this remains the pinnacle of achewood - and possibly western narrative fiction - thus far:
http://m.assetbar.com/uuatKM4tJ.gif
― stevie, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:17 (sixteen years ago) link
"That's Todd. I know him. I know Todd."
― stevie, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link
I was thinking about carving a Philippe pumpkin this year.
I think the one after the one stevie just posted is my absolute favorite (the driftwood one) but that one is pretty fantastic too.
― Vinnie, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D04112005
― n/a, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
That is one of my favorites.
― n/a, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:26 (sixteen years ago) link
"Wallace Shawn is ears-deep in cleavage just giggling his head off"
brilliant
― Frogman Henry, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link
I have this on my bookcase...
http://achewood.com/index.php%3Fdate%3D03012007
― Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link