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Today, two pieces of toast, a cup of very strong black coffee and a kiwi fruit. Oh, and a paracetamol. Usually, nothing.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

1 gram penicillin
4 advil liquid gels
2 alleve 12 hour tablets
2 advil cold and flu liquid gels
1 can coke classic

sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Green tea, allegedly flavored w/pineapple & ginger but these were undetectable; toast w/almond butter, banana, & honey.

xero (xero), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

mine just came up in my mouth a bit.

gbx (skowly), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

After 25 years of coffee and cigarettes for breakfast, mine had started to do so on a regular basis as well.

xero (xero), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i had granola and yogurt

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

2 fried eggs, over easy
2 small slices of fruit-and-nut bread, toasted, with butter.
1 cup of coffee, with milk and sugar

Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Eggs Arnold! Meaning: w/ salmon instead of Canadian bacon

O god -- Dipsea Cafe, I miss U so much --

truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I could go for soft boiled eggs with lots of pepper. I love runny eggs. I had leftover sashimi for dinner. It was okay. I know the entire concept of leftove sashimi sounds dangerous.

youn, Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Blackberry yogurt with Canada's Gold raspberry granola, a banana, a bit of a PB&J, some dried cranberries, and a sip of coffee.

ath (ath), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Yesom Kulet Fitfit--Ethiopian vegetable stew.

Usually cereal, but sleeping 'til lunchtime+Ethiopian neighborhood=spongy-bread goodness.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Last couple of days I've made what would be called egg mcmuffins with ham and swiss cheese. I find that 2 of these easily will get me through the next 5 hours. Them, and an ocean-going vessel of coffee.

jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:27 (eighteen years ago) link

rice pudding with mango
pumpkin pie and whipped cream
a big piece of cheddar cheese
two mugs coffee

estela (estela), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:50 (eighteen years ago) link

what i get most fridays & saturdays:
two eggs, bacon, american cheeze slice on a roll with salt, pepper and a copious amount of hot sauce (tobasco or frank's, typically. sometimes varies depending on mood or abailability.).

Sometimes I switch sausage in for bacon.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Tomorrow morning, I am going to get a bacon egg & cheese on a roll at Veselka in the E. Village, My old internship was in Ukranian National Home building, upstairs from aforementioned cafe, and used to eat that shit almost every day.

It's nice being back in New York, if only for the weekend.

elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Saturday, 31 December 2005 06:25 (eighteen years ago) link

This has got to be the best thread title ever.

Tomato Voyeur (Bimble...), Saturday, 31 December 2005 06:55 (eighteen years ago) link

not my breakfast, as it's 2 am here, but i just ate a sausage & cheddar omelette using dry cured smoked sausages that this guy in norwalk makes. they are really delicious. i put some hot sauce on that shit.

where are my homefries????

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 31 December 2005 07:00 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

who interns at the ukrainian national home?

Mitya (mitya), Saturday, 31 December 2005 07:22 (eighteen years ago) link

andrew used to.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 31 December 2005 07:25 (eighteen years ago) link

1 largeish cup coffee
1 medium bowl Oatmeal Squares w/lowfat "orangic" milk & blueberries
1 OneADay MultiVitamin For Men
1 Vitamin E
1 Selinium


way back when I lived in the EV Veselka's buckwheat pancackes ruled!

m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 31 December 2005 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

and why can't you buy Aunt Jemima's Buckwheat Mix in Manhattan?

this question had vexed me forever.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 31 December 2005 13:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Sent my friend to get fish n chips from the fish n chips shop I got banned from two weeks ago when the awful awful woman working there gave me so much attitude, this was like the third time she was so rude other patrons made little winces at her, that I gave in and called her a fucking bitch, then her sister got all up on me for doing that, I think I tried spitting on one of them. Anyway, it tastes the same.

LC, Saturday, 31 December 2005 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link

mmmm veselka. mmmm east village polish/ukrainian food.

is this an institution of learning or a teenage brothel? (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Scrambled eggs with salmon on homemade bread, and a mocha. Yummity yum. Now I won't need anything else till dinner time. Which will be haggis and neeps and tatties, bitches!

Happy fucking new year.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

large glass grapefruit juice
then free cookies & crackers
cause I just gave blood

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

toasted bagel with a minimal smattering of butter. will procure coffee soon.

is this an institution of learning or a teenage brothel? (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

2 breadrolls (chocolate and plain one)
strawberry yoghurt with itsy bitsy cornflakes

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 31 December 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i o.d.'d on two bowls of grapenuts covered with plain yogurt, soy milk and a fuckload of raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries. topped off w/ a glass of oj.

strgn, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I have become addicted to Life cereal. Something about the texture + sugar has been irresistable lately.

Not connected: the kid on the package looks vaguely like Elian Gonzales.

Bill in Chicago, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:29 (sixteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Today I had porridge with sultanas. I almost had a crumpet with jam as well, but I didn't.

jel --, Saturday, 19 April 2008 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Porridge with sultanas, sesame seeds and flax seeds, green tea, multi-vitamin, vitamin c and cod liver oil tablets, followed by one pink grapefruit. Bring it motherfucking on!

kreuzberger, Saturday, 19 April 2008 10:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I had a fucking piadina from the stall outside Carluccio's. Parma and stracchino cheese with a bit of arugula.

suzy, Saturday, 19 April 2008 11:19 (sixteen years ago) link

grilled cheddar on toast
scrambled egg and coriander

blueski, Saturday, 19 April 2008 11:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm in the middle of doing up my new kitchen and the last thing in place will be the cooker and hob. When it is in place some time by the end of the month I'ma be eating nothing but fryups and my favourite breakfast, which is:

Soft boiled egg and soldiers with lots of chopped parsley/sea salt/black pepper to soak up the runny egg - not just for garnishing. It's occurred to me that it might be nice to dip streaky bacon into the yolk too.

suzy, Saturday, 19 April 2008 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

health bread w/ no-sugar raspberry jam
garlic scape omelet w/ tomato
grapefruit juice

the dessert speaks (gabbneb), Monday, 25 May 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

canned pineapple, coffee

rainy, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

coffee, more coffee, yogurt, granola bar.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Fucking fantastic rosemary bagel with veggie cream cheese (like, it had actual BITS of actual VEGETABLES in it) and iced coffee. It was a special occasion breakfast.

Maria, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

a fucking toasted bagel with cream cheese, tomato, onion and the goddamn gravlax that finished curing yesterday. Even with a Sara Lee bagel, even with a lab-grown tomato, that was the best damn thing I've eaten in months

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

I had an omlet.

Jeff, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

Had my S.O.P. breakfast today:

one toasted sesame bagel w/ butter
two fried eggs, over easy
one cup of coffee w/ 1% milk

Aimless, Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

i had fucking bagels from the western bagel on ventura/coldwater, and then i had a matcha ice blended from the coffee bean in the same shopping center.

FMLAO (get bent), Sunday, 15 April 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

on account of the fact that i eat bagels nearly every morning @ work, this morning was two soft fucking boiled eggs, a small dollop of umeboshi paste applied to aforementioned fucking eggs, a large fucking cup of peets' coffee, and 1/4 of a gigantic fucking grapefruit.
mmmm, i loves some matcha refreshments, btw

epigram addict (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 15 April 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

A Goddamn Marie Callender ham/egg/cheese breakfast pot pie and an Amp.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 15 April 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

went out for brunch this morning so i had some fucking corn pancakes with blueberry butter, some bacon, some home fries, and some motherfucking over easy eggs

call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 April 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

two boiled eggs (white set, yolk runny) sliced on black bread, with black coffee from the aeropress. same as every morning - I can only ever think of eating something different if I've already 'pre-breakfasted'.

Vasco da Gama, Sunday, 15 April 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

some fucking black bean hummus and coffee

quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

two fucking custard cream biscuits /:

thomp, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

i like that the thread's rhetoric works equally well for appallingly bad breakfasts

thomp, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

1 hardboiled egg
1 bialy with smoked salmon and tomato
black tea

No cheese, no butter, no milk or sugar in coffee. Still pretty nice, though. Little smoked rock salt on the tomatoes for effect. This is prob going to be my standard breakfast for a while?

Later, some salted almonds and more black tea.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link


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