i know that feeling
― stelf)xxx, Friday, 19 August 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link
I've actually tried these, not specifically because I'm the sort of man who cums on the first stroke, but because I was drunk at the 24 hour shop and it was like *swaying in front of counter* gimmie some of those *points* - needless to say I was too drunk to read or care about the small print.
I can't really report on their anaesthetic effect as there was so much alcohol in my system at the time. On the way back from the shop I fell off my bike and bashed up my elbow really good. This naturally didn't stop me using the condoms but it did mean I woke up with the bed covered in blood, amplifying that dirrty "WTF happened? - ah, great night" moment.
Curiously the monitor in front of me has lots of condoms around it which have been sent to my work as a promo. Instead of being lubricated with anaesthetic they are lubricated with "warm sensations", which I'm hopefully assuming is a very mild form of deep heat.
― angle of dateh, Friday, 19 August 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link
I say this to myself all the time.
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Bob Dobolina, Friday, 19 August 2005 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link
Um, what?
― Je4nne ƒur¥ should buy one (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link
i got an adequate amount of sleep last night, so i'm left to assume a correlation between wakefulness and horndoggyness on my part.
i guess it doesn't help that i spend most of my workday having to look at some nude/mostly nude bodies.
― joseph (joseph), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― joseph (joseph), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link
Lack of sleep never makes a difference for me.
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― joseph (joseph), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― joseph (joseph), Friday, 19 August 2005 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link
(i think i come across as more of a caricature on these boards than you do anyway) (or so i think)
― joseph (joseph), Friday, 19 August 2005 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 20 August 2005 00:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 20 August 2005 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― joseph (joseph), Saturday, 20 August 2005 05:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― joseph (joseph), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 20 August 2005 12:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 20 August 2005 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 20 August 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 20 August 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link
it says rpms x 10 (possibly x100) which isn't strictly a speedometer, more like angular velocity. um, sexual perfomance measured in rpm? curious. sounds like that film i once saw...
― koogs (koogs), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link
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― joseph pot (STINKOR™), Saturday, 20 August 2005 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― joseph pot (STINKOR™), Sunday, 21 August 2005 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― even still ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Sunday, 21 August 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 21 August 2005 04:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 21 August 2005 06:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 22 August 2005 06:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:11 (eighteen years ago) link
But then again, I suspect I did, so it's not just a function of the horn. I hope.
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Monday, 22 August 2005 10:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Monday, 22 August 2005 10:47 (eighteen years ago) link
Is there anything or any topic that I cannot figure out how to make into some kind of horn-inducing situation?
(Please do not feel the need to test that theory.)
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Monday, 22 August 2005 11:06 (eighteen years ago) link
I had a sex dream about a friend of mine who's nine years my senior. It was scandalous.
― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:15 (eighteen years ago) link
Playing is easy... or perhaps that should be, soft. Love is hard... or perhaps that should be, hell.
Ah, Kitchens Of Distinction *sigh*
― angle of dateh, Monday, 22 August 2005 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link
I think the problem is that I don't really know *what* I want. Being an Old Lady, I think I should want to Be In A Proper Relationship and I just can't be hassled with the whole casual thing. But on the other hand, I'm too burned out to be in a relationship and even the idea just gives me a vague feeling of dis-ease in the pit of my stomach like I'm going to do a sick.
But on the other hand... boys with pointy noses and bushy sideburns. Sigh.
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link
(9 times out of 10 wanking is actually more satisfying physically than casual sex anyway. It's just when you want to be, you know, naked and holding someone.)
Anyway, I will shut up now because I'm boring myself.
Captain Anderson, la la la la la la laaaa.
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 22 August 2005 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm not sure if I do have a crush, and I'm trying to talk myself out of it, or if I don't have a crush and I'm trying to talk myself into it. If I'm feeling that ambivalent about the whole thing, it's probably not a good idea anyway.
(Of course, knowing him and knowing me, we'd never get around to actually having sex, and just sit around all night talking about theoretical physics and playing with each others' effects pedals.)
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Monday, 22 August 2005 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link