Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight

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Oldman was brilliant, but did anybody else think his accent walrus 'stache poked out a hell of a lot more than it did in Batman Begins?

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

ahahahahahahhahaha

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

just bought my ticket to today's afternoon show. hope all the mexicans don't steal the good seats

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

ana ortiz deserved more screen time ... maybe she'll come back in the next one?

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

completely unintentional xpost >:-(

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

it really tastes like it came out of a cat though

Unheated fresh from the container it looks like the bags of human fat from Fight Club.

latebloomer, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

*spoiler*

anybody that would have preferred to see Katie Holmes get blown up instead?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

lols thats a pretty big fucking spoiler dude

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 July 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Popcorn butter....is people!

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link

that probably deserves a much bigger spoiler tag

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link

i'd ask a mod to delete tat, but i don't want to spoil the movie for the mod

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link

that's my fault, I forgot you can't merely just add extra lines to the message by hitting "enter" multiple times.

sorry about that, hope nobody who hasn't seen the movie is reading. I remember the angry messages on Yahoo! MOvies when Sixth Sense came out for that reason.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link

oh, i forgot about that too. good to know. :-(

well, i don't know about you all, i saw 2 of the 3 big twists coming but i didn't see that one!

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link

“Batman” isn’t a comic book anymore.

I am totally ambivalent to report: Batman is still a comic book.

kenan, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

That is not to imply that I did not gain weighty moral insights from this masterpiece. For instance: it's wrong to spy on people, except when it works. :/

kenan, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

in the final monologue, was i tripping, or did gary oldman actually call batman a "cyber defender"?

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

silent. Silent defender.

kenan, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

ha ha ha

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i had just watched the obama speech about america's cyber defenses, must have been why i was tripping

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

*spoiler*

Did anybody think the gay sex scene with Oldman and Eckhart was unnecessary?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost To be fair, Batman is pretty cyber.

kenan, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

at the theatre i was at people kept screaming out "I LOVE YOU" in camp voices during the 3-way dent-bale-eckhart conversations

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

it was obnoxious but funny

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

oldman-bale-eckhart, ya mean?

kenan, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I was pleasantly surprised at how well-behaved our crowd was. Normally they're bringing crying babies and actually taking pictures of themselves in the theatre (seriously, wtf?)

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

oldman-bale-eckhart, ya mean?

-- kenan

see, that's what GOOD ACTING does

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

i was disappointed that Shaquille O'Neal didn't have a cameo

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

the ayn rand comment upthread is wrong. the first act has pacing issues to be sure, but once we get to the part of the story nolan really wanted to tell, it's amazing. beautifully made.

Gukbe, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

except i keep calling him "dent" instead of "gordon", possibly because with that big mustache he looks a lot like a "harvey"

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

more like first and third act

yeah too bad about shaquille but at least you got tiny lister / zeus, right?

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

has anybody revisted the Burton/Shumacher Batman movies?

They didn't hold up for me as well as I thought. I still liked Burton's Batman but hated Batman Returns on repeat viewing.

Won't even touch the Shumacher's, which were crap

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link

deeply underrated

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I will still stand up for the third Batman movie as being great campy fun, with codpieces.

kenan, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost, moonship otm

kenan, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I might have to see that again now, actually, to wash all this coal-dust-colored moral gravity off me.

kenan, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Madness is like gravity, indeed.

kenan, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

what's funny about the scene is that the thing on top of the helmet that looks an awful lot like a blender is actually the top of a commercial coffee grinder ... "caffeine'll kill ya!"

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

i forget exactly what the movie landscape was like when that came out but IIRC we were all suffering through a glut of surreal weirdly-lit fantasy-landscape movies like "city of lost children" and "nightmare before christmas" and whatnot and that whole OTT style (is there a name for it?) was starting to get pretty tired.

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

At least the Batman credit card ("never leave the cave without it") was saved for the next movie.

latebloomer, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

we were all suffering through a glut of surreal weirdly-lit fantasy-landscape movies

I feel like right now we're suffering through the Age Of The Thinly Veiled Meatphor. Usually for the war on terror, or Iraq, or what have you. You know what we really need? Better porn.

kenan, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

here's another thing we're suffering through: movies where people casually shoot each other without warning ... at points "the dark knight" started to feel a lot like "the departed" or "children of men" or "no country for old men" (specifically with the way GRITTY GUN VIOLENCE was deployed) and i don't have a whole lot of patience for that. a lot of times during the dark knight i was like "oh for god's sake, will the director please stop having hapless beat cops get shot for no reason". i actually sympathize with armond white on that point.

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

The Kiss from a Rose video is much better than movie itsel. Forever is a dud.

xxxpost

Gukbe, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

I very much forgive it in No Country, because that kind of thing is a Coen Bros trademark, if not partial invention.

kenan, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Gary Oldman? I thought that was short-story writer Stuart Dybek.

http://www.northwestern.edu/newscenter/images/2007/09/dybek1_infusino.jpg

Eazy, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

just saw this in IMAX. it was pretty good.

amateurist, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

it only happened a few times in NCfOM, though, compared to all the freaking time in tDK. and anyway that wasn't a PG-13 "superhero movie".

NCfOM actually pretty great at keeping the violence off-screen!

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

almost all the gore (if not violence) was kept offscreen in THE DARK KNIGHT, i noticed. still felt very brutal, especially when... i guess i shouldn't spoil it.

amateurist, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I've gone off before about the sequence in No Country when Tommy Lee Jones drives up just in time to see the aftermath of what must have gotten pretty ugly. One of my favorite sequences.

kenan, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost

i think that is the difference between R and PG-13.

it was always: dude looks up at camera, reverse-angle shot with someone drawing the gun, sudden cut to black accompanied by a super loud BANG

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link


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