The lime has got legs but the lemon hasn't, makes it look like some sort of fruit-based decapitation scenario. Disgusting.
― Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://zalandria.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/boxing_helena.jpg
― joe, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:29 (sixteen years ago)
boxing helemon
― is Wii your mom or somethin (onimo), Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago)
boxcar helemon
― They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)
children would be shocked to find that they were the product of a carnal encounter, quite possibly conducted with grim expressions on the faces of each party
― peter falk's panther burns (schlump), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)
Guy on the right's face looks like he's just sucked a lemon.
― Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:30 (sixteen years ago)
oh mercy me look at that sexy fucking lemon. what i wouldn't do to her if I was a young juicy lime.
― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:34 (sixteen years ago)
I wonder how many trolls get letters in.
― stet, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:44 (sixteen years ago)
Lucky it wasn't a tomato...
― the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:47 (sixteen years ago)
tomato-flavoured chewing-gum is something that could only have been forged in the Stygian vaults of a particularly British imagination
― They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:50 (sixteen years ago)
These things are all over the internet:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tdHEb3gxUr8/RykSkpciS-I/AAAAAAAAAo4/C_ftP94M69U/s400/maoam%2520clos201%5B1%5D.jpg
http://www.oeft.at/images2008/maoam_cherry.jpg
― Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:00 (sixteen years ago)
This lemon/lime thing is a "silly season" story. Wikipedia notes that:
In many languages, the silly season is called "cucumber time" or similar.
― the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:02 (sixteen years ago)
I kinda liked this story, but only cos the guy looks like Mick Hucknall in Jarvis Cocker specs.
― Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/24/article-1208724-062A8DDD000005DC-954_233x390.jpg
Could you get more stereotypically crepey perv?
― Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)
Michael Caine's weird cousin.
― Neil S, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)
These things are all over the internet
The cherry one is real though!
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)
those citrus fruits are actually depicted in a carnal encounter, though. i mean, is that even in dispute?
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)
Fruit don't have genitals, Darramagh.
― dowd, Thursday, 27 August 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.fearlessgearless.com/files/images/20050917_Phallic_Fruit_05_0.preview.jpg
― tbh sheets (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 August 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1293/27000295z.jpg
The story is as follows... last Saturday's first edition Express had several headlines containing the word “finally”, including a spread: Can Dec finally match Ant? so a decision was made to change it to “at last”.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 11:10 (sixteen years ago)
o_O
― They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 11:13 (sixteen years ago)
In the science section to-day.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1223225/Will-world-end-December-21-2012-The-worrying-evidence-ancient-astrologers-claim-film-inspired.html
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:01 (sixteen years ago)
"It has since emerged that Heene planned to build an underground bunker to protect his family in the event of the sun exploding in 2012."
Good luck there buddy.
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:08 (sixteen years ago)
Awesome caption: "The 2012 date is based on the sudden demise of the Mayans, whose skulls are seen above"
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)
Q&As here: http://astrobiology.nasa.gov/ask-an-astrobiologist/intro/nibiru-and-doomsday-2012-questions-and-answers
So disappointed every A to the likes of "All my school friends are telling me that we are all going to die in the year 2012 due to a meteor hitting earth. Is this true?" isn't "Don't be a fucking gullible dick!"
― Suggest Gandhi (onimo), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:12 (sixteen years ago)
Another 'the end is nigh' story to promote a crap film. DM readers hinting that Brown or Blair are in on it made me chuckle.
― mmmm, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:13 (sixteen years ago)
WAHT
I am not suggesting that any British scientists are currently conducting experiments comparable to those which were allowed in Nazi Germany or in Soviet Russia.But
But
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1224858/Yes-scientists-good-But-country-run-arrogant-gods-certainty-truly-hell-earth.html
― StanM, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)
lol i was on my here to post that!
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)
no way
― conrad, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1224858/Yes-nazism-not-cool-But-think-bout-it-this-way.html
― peter falk's panther burns (schlump), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:40 (sixteen years ago)
saying ecstasy is safe in our sink estates = not so bad an idea
― peter falk's panther burns (schlump), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)
The only difference between Hitler and previous governments was that he believed, with babyish credulity, in science as the only truth.
Wait, what?
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
It'd cheer them up a bit etc...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
I like the way each part of his argument has a subhead: BLUSTER, IRRATIONALITY, NAIVETY. That may have backfired a tad.
― Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1225006/Saudi-Arabian-paedophile-beheaded-crucified-string-sex-attacks-including-left-toddler-die-desert.html
UK sharia law: can't come soon enough, online readership conclude
― War On The Terrances (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:14 (sixteen years ago)
lolololololololololololololololololoetc.
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)
Good grief. Are we living in the 21st century?- andrea m preston, glastonbury uk, Rating: -778
- andrea m preston, glastonbury uk, Rating: -778
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)
Enough said about this filthy leach of a country.- Alex, NYC
― War On The Terrances (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 16:55 (sixteen years ago)
it's good to see religious hate put aside and everyone united against paedophilia!
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)
well, it actually is tbf
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:00 (sixteen years ago)
it is tbf?
― conrad, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:08 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, it's nice to see us putting aside our differences and embracing our shared love for violent cruelty and vengeance.
― dowd, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)
fly a plane into the paedos' homes, tbh
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:24 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, then we'd all vote Osama!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)
A 'name and shame' campaign combined with encouraging suicide bombings would get rid of paedophiles and braindead vigilantes, so maybe worth considering.
― dowd, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)
get a camera crew to follow both parties
― conrad, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)
one of my favourite segments from Down The Line took this very theme
― like moses, the townfolk like the red sea (stevie), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)
Personally, I think beheading and crucifiction isn't good enough.
- Neil Smith, Portsmouth, Hampshire, UK, 4/11/2009 19:58
Now that's what I call a hardliner, someone willing to bring back hanging, drawing and quartering.
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)
just in case we were losing sight of the actual sentiment i was agreeing with.
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)
It's not fair Germaine Greer gets to do all the articles about women in the 1960s, I'm easily as bonkers as her - says Bel Mooney My generation created the sexual revolution - and it has been wrecking the lives of women ever since
― the acquired taste that is howard wolowitz (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)