let us discuss whether the portrayal of Ronaldinho on the Simpsons was as offensive or whatever as the bottle opener:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pou-5Vcv0TE
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
nooooooooo
― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)
That's Ronaldo, not Ronaldinho. Probably best not to think all black guys look the same on this thread, Alex.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)
lolololololol
― HI DERE, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)
the brits have pulled another one back
― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)
haha my bad. isn't Ronaldinho's real name Ronaldo? I guess I underestimated the odds of there being two black soccer superstars with similiar names and prominent teeth. I mean I'm American, it's not like I know shit about socer.
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
Ronaldo's real name: Ronaldo Luis Nazário de Lima Ronaldinho's real name: Ronaldo de Assís Moreira
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)
This is Ronaldo Guiaro, who was known as both Ronaldo and Ronaldinho during his career:
http://www.libero.fm/dbimg/1788_eidhseis.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)
god help us if christiano ronaldo ever achieves fame in the states
― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)
Which isn't to mention Ronaldao, who I can't find a picture of.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
i know who christiano ronaldo is
― river wolf, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
2x
― dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
have a goddamn cookie, if you're that knowledgeable you'll tell me who manchester united signed him from WITHOUT consulting wikipedia
― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
he's opening Rooney's bottle here
http://www.ministryoftruth.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/manu.jpg
― dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
calm down dude
CLUE: IT WASN'T BENFICA OR PORTO
― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
Louis, do you shout "OOOH I KNOW THIS ONE" when you're at pub quizzes?
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)
i have no idea, asshole!
― river wolf, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
enjoy your cookie
― omar little, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
Sporting
― dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
xp to dom: there is, occasionally, a fleeting raise of the eyebrows
DAN GETS A COOKIE
― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)
no thanx
― dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)
it is a salted oreo, still tempted?
― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)
In Brazil both Ronaldo and Ronaldinho are known as Ronaldinho, with Ronaldinho being called Ronaldinho Gaúcho (because he's from the south of Brazil were they have all the cattle) to distinguish them.
― jim, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)
Oh wow, so many xposts.
Ronaldinho was named by his parents after famous American Ronald Reagan.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)
FACT
Or Cristiano Ronaldo or Ronaldo was. I forget.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
It's Cristiano I think.
― jim, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
def. cristiano
― edb, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)
High fives.
― jim, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
That's it, I'm going to call him the Gipper from now on.
― dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
Introduce all of the soccer world's Ronaldos to Bush: he will quickly sort them out into Rons, Ronnys, Don Blossoms, and Mentadents.
― nabisco, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.bayocstudio.com/catalog/images/jay_z.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 7 October 2007 10:49 (eighteen years ago)
OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING MODEL OF RONALDINHO TAKING A SHIT
http://www.caganer.com/images/caganer_ronaldinho.jpg
― onimo, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:13 (eighteen years ago)
(also available in Puyol, Henry, Messi and The Pope http://www.caganer.com/product_info.php?products_id=245 )
Messi, eh.
― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:37 (eighteen years ago)
Actually Puyol, and The Po(o)pe as well.
LET'S SEE WHAT IRANCARTOON.COM MAKES OF RONNIE:
http://www.irancartoon.com/2005/best/Mehdi-Alibeygi-Iran.jpg
LET'S COMPARE THIS WITH THEIR CONDIE RICE:
http://www.irancartoon.com/2005/best/Cau-Gomes-Brazil2.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)
Your navel still below your tits is it?
― Ed, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)
ihttp://irancartoon.com/2005/winners/2.jpg
― abanana, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://irancartoon.com/2005/winners/2.jpg
http://irancartoon.com/2005/winners/Omar-Figueroa-Turcios.jpg
― abanana, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)
what the shit
― HI DERE, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)
was this thread really just last March, or is something wrong with the datestamping? It feels like The Ronaldinho Bottle Opener Thread was actually, like, eons back
― J0hn D., Monday, 17 December 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)
iirc the caganer (a little figure that shits in the corner of a model of the nativity) is a Catalan tradition and they often use famous people. Oh, wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer
― jim, Monday, 17 December 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)
Kakkers - The Flemish, Belgian variation of the Caganer
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 December 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.sportcartoons.co.uk/caricatures/jagger.jpg
― blueski, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)
I'd still REALLY like a Garrincha Corinthian please.
― Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)
Here you go:
http://www.glosk.com/photos/UK/74/-3581374/83545_b.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)