Jackass: the movie

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Although you admitted that you were trying to be a buzzkill assuming that the jackass guys must have been abused children b/c of what they do now is making some pretty broad assumptions and just a generally sucky thing to say. Is every adolescent who skates handrails an abuse victim? You think you can pick out people with fucked up pasts so easily?

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I kinda do think that violence directed towards the self really does strongly suggest past trauma, even if it's not a universal or a given (nb: I said "faintly suspect" earlier).

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I think I'm gonna drop the subject because I fear this all could get rather heavy in the wrong way rather fast.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

To summarize my feelings I shall very poorly paraprahse a Dave Chappelle stand-up bit:

Dave orders chicken in some deep south restaurant. The man says he knew that's what Dave was going to order. "How did you know that?" Dave asks, surprised. "Because everybody knows black people and chicken go together." Dave says, "I was very upset. I was not ready to hear that. Here I was, thinking I liked chicken because it tasted delicious. Turns out it's because I'm genetically disposed to like chicken. Now I'm afraid to eat it in public. 'Look at him. He sure loves that chicken'"

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

I've already asked to have my posts deleted from this thread, thanks.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

I was trying to be more light-hearted. :(

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Steve-O is pretty self-destructive in real life, it seems, what with his heavy substance abuse. I predict he'll pull a Chris Farley any day now. It's a wonder he hasn't already.

― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Sunday, 24 September 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

I have paid money to see Stevo do this shit in person. And I enjoyed it!

― Jeff. (Jeff), Sunday, 24 September 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

steve o's dad was a top exec at del monte and ran south american coca-cola. rich kid.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

ste o also went to clown college, iirc

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

there is a fair amount of evidence to back mike up about sexual acting out, violence to self, etc when it cmoes to sexual abuse suffers, its not outside the realm

and well bams uncle?

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Here's my comment: Bam does the least stupid things in that movie...and well, i find some of the stunts way too far-fetched...However i totally adore Steve O,Ryan Dunn and Johnny Knoxville of course....But Bam...boy, he's something else...

― bam psycho (bam_psycho), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

Just saw this for the first time...at the Museum of Modern Art. (There were old folks who sat through the whole thing, tottered out on their canes.)

I laughed plenty, but it didn't necessarily seem funnier than the MTV eps.

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

(also flinched most at the paper cuts scene)

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, it was just a good, long episode of the tv show.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

why was this at the moma

― surm, Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

Jackass 1 = funny prank movie
Jackass 2 = pinnacle of art, Matthew Barney on his best day wishes he could make a movie like this

― I DIED, Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

both jackass 1 & 2 are 5-star classics, maybe the funniest movies of the decades

morbs also otm re paper cut scenes - whenever i re-watch it i never ever watch that scene

― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)

MoMA is winding up a Spike Jonze retro, and he coproduced it.

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

jackass 2 is really amazing

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Saturday, 17 October 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

american classics

― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 October 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

watch out Avatar!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackass_3D

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

filming started yesterday...

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Oh fuck! I'm ordering my ticket right now.

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

I don't think I can take horse ejaculate in 3d.

― smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Can you take the Helicockter?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 04:28 (sixteen years ago)

sounds like a weiner

― banaka, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 04:37 (sixteen years ago)

From wiki:

One of the stunts Bam Margera stated he intended to film was entitled "The Worst Wake-up in the World" in which himself and Ryan Dunn would wake up Bam's fellow friend Brandon Novak with "Defibrillator's, then urinate onto his face, throw flour on him to cake the urine, punch him in each eye, and then release six vampire bats into the room, and lock the door".

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 09:27 (sixteen years ago)

kinda want to see bam margera on the end of some cruel shit. maybe film him walking in on the rest of them in flagrante with his mother & wife. then he be like....damn

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 11:10 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQiaa5abGs4

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 August 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

!!!!! SO PUMPED

― Gravel Puzzleworth, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

LMFAO @ the maxell stunt

― QUEEN LATFH (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

oh god i can't wait!

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

yesssssss

― pies. (gbx), Friday, 6 August 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

I would've watched #2 a lot sooner if I knew how much succulent Bam ass was in it.

Def sicker and meaner than #1, I flinched and cowered more. Partial to "Fart Mask."

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 October 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

oh my god I just remembered how brilliant "Terror Taxi" was. good thing the guy never saw Super Troopers I guess!!

― frogbs, Monday, 4 February 2013 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tctgUr147zA

― Number None, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 23:14 (twelve years ago)

hmmm...a whole movie of Grandpa bits?

Pageant part looks pretty lolzy tho.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 23:23 (twelve years ago)

Just keep Spike Jonze as the old lady out of it. Please.

― all other cassettes are better off crushed (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:37 (twelve years ago)

omg at pageant bit

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 1 August 2013 05:39 (twelve years ago)

feels weird to say this but I trust that Juhnny Knowville will make this funny

― frogbs, Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:57 (twelve years ago)

seven years pass...

And now...

Forever young and still funny in the head. Check out the NEW trailer for #JackassForever and see our big dumb movie in theaters everywhere October 22, 2021. pic.twitter.com/9ymUlODTmP
— jackass (@jackassworld) July 20, 2021

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 16:32 (four years ago)

i mean how could Eric Andre *not* be in this

― frogbs, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:07 (four years ago)

ah it looks so stupid i cannot wait :D

i watched the shark week thing they did on discovery, it was kinda forced & stupid as hell as expected but i kinda loved it

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:09 (four years ago)

There was no shark bite follow-up?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:11 (four years ago)

they kinda follow up within the episode? he shows back up with his forearm in a kind of soft cast thing and they do a straight forward dive after the bite segment to show that sharks wont bite you if you dont cannonball into their hood

it was basically “all’s well that ends well dont do dumb shit around sharks”

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:15 (four years ago)

I would so love to watch this with my soon to be 7 year old but realize that would probably make me a terrible parent. But man would it be hilarious.

― joygoat, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 23:25 (four years ago)

or the BEST parent…?

no, terrible parent, you’re right lol

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 00:42 (four years ago)

The whole series and all the movies should be in the Criterion Collection. In packaging at least as fancy as their Godzilla set.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 00:59 (four years ago)

agreeeeeeeeee

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 01:04 (four years ago)

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