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That story is even better than the last one, Michael. Have you told your partner about this thread? I'd be more worried about her than the cats.
― moley, Wednesday, 7 December 2005 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link
One morning, not long after getting up, I was having breakfast with my girlfriend, when her big daft dog came lumbering in. Normally me and said dog didn't really get on - there was no animosity between us, but he seemed constantly unimpressed by me, and pretty much ignored me most of the time. This morning though, he came bounding up to me, jumped into my lap, and started licking my face. Normally I'd have stopped him, but I was quite happy to see him suddenly taking an interest in me, so I let him carry on for a few minutes, while me and xgf laughed about it. And then I pushed him down...and he leapt back up again. And I tried a couple more times, but just couldn't stop him, he was intent on carrying on licking me. And then gf said "erm...have you washed your face this morning?". Me: "Um, no, not yet". GF: "So you've not washed it since we were in bed last night?". Me: "...........oh god".
And yeah, we realised big friendly dog had been busily slurping up dried pussy juice from my chin. I abandoned breakfast and went for a shower.
― sorry but I just HAD to, Thursday, 8 December 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link
one year passes...
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― HI DERE, Thursday, 28 June 2007 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link
two years pass...