Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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i have to say that, even though she's basically now a human vessel for colloidal bacterial life, i would still have sex with lindsay lohan if offered

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

jack and coke. classic combo.

― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/1206/lindsay/00001f.jpg

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost i'm not sure the word "colloidal" makes sense in that sentence, but it is powerfully evocative.

― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sure it does either, but i was momentarily hypnotized

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

That shit is surreal xxpost

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Hasn't the internet crowd of not-yet-legal pervdom moved on to the cheerleader from Heroes?

― dan m, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

i'm telling u u have to get last month's GQ

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

picture please xpost

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

dude she's been legal for quite some time. didn't you read the thread title??

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

she's also READY

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Hasn't the internet crowd of not-yet-legal pervdom moved on to the cheerleader from Heroes?

Egotastic or somebody had a picture of that one licking another girl's boob.

Cheerleader Hero was no Lindsay, from what I could tell.

― milo z, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

She looks like a crack ho in those GQ pics.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

have you ever seen a crack ho????

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Seen one? I BEEN one!

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/butasamb/98754_licking_her_friends_boob_122_.jpg

― félix pié, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

um a beautiful crack ho, i guess

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://men.style.com/gq/features/women

I think she looks haggard, to say the least.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

really i think she looks really fresh and pretty. i have the issue at home and with the exception of that one pic on the web site (which isn't really bad it's just a plain angle) she looks damn hot in all of them

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

n e way crack ho chic is like a thing

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

It's totally rock and roll to look burnt out tho.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

is this dude for real?

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

lol

well i don't think she looks burnt out in GQ... and what's wrong with rock n roll dude?

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

lol

well i don't think she looks burnt out in GQ... and what's wrong with rock n roll dude?

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

sry

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck that photoshoot. People can't even jack off to anything unless it's meta now?

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaa

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost

Nothing, if that's how she wants to look. I was just noting she appears to be distancing herself from her previous Disney image.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

thats funny, everything's meta now

xpost m i for real what? uve never seen high fashion do the crack ho thing? where u been?

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

LOL noodle she's been doing that for a whiiiiiile

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

i still maintain she looks a ton like frankie muniz

― ^@^, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Is Frankie Muniz on crack too?

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

I sat next to her at Teddy's when she was supposedly in rehab and felt like an enabler!

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck that photoshoot. People can't even jack off to anything unless it's meta now?

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, May 3, 2007 1:52 PM

haha holy shit passing that along to my sociology of pop culture prof

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

why, were you feeding her coke off yr finger?

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

LOL that's hilarious, i wanna sit next to her! did you like hear her speak

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok seriously, wtf

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

marcello this is your most diabolical creation yet

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

she really doesn't look like any crack whore that i've known

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://michigansuperfan.com/images/Site%20Pix/superfan%20copy.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

wtf what? you wouldn't wanna hear lohan speak? i think it'd be an absolute riot to sit next to her

xpost

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/0407/lindsay_lohan/00004h.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

you're completely insane

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

UGH i love it

her thighs look kinda trashy but other than it i'm all for it

makeup is hot

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

"her thighs look trashy" what does this mean

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

she looks like an old elizabeth hurley

― félix pié, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure my thighs look trashy

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha it means they look like the thighs of someone who doesn't put the right stuff in her body, doesn't work out right and has fake color

or something

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

do not want

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

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