Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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It's hard to say what upset Lindsay Lohan more - that a Manhattan deli worker wouldn't surrender her phone or that he didn't know who she was.

The "Mean Girls" actress cursed out counterman Mohammed Hashan and called the cops when he dared to demand proof she was the owner of a left-behind BlackBerry, he said.

"I was just trying to be honest. Now I have police and trouble already," Hashan said Friday.

"Who is she? Is she a star? I'm no celebrity. I'm not nothing. I'm only a restaurant worker."

His brush with the high-strung starlet began when she popped into the Mott Corner Deli in Little Italy for a cup of ice and left without the phone.

Hashan, 37, sprinted after Lohan, and banged on the window of her cab.

"I said, 'Is this your phone?'" he recalled.

"She said, 'Yes.'

"I said, 'Give me proof because there were more customers. If this is your phone, you know the number. If it rings, I'll give it to you.'"

After Lohan made a failed grab for the phone, one of her pals tried to call. The phone didn't ring, and Hashan asked Lohan to look at security video with him.

She went nuts, he said.

"She said, 'I'm calling the police! I'm going to arrest you for not giving me my phone!'" he said.

Lohan pal Patrick Aufdenkamp dialed 911.

When cops rolled up, Hashan gave them the phone.

They unlocked it, saw a photo of Lohan, and gave it back to her, Hashan said.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/08/21/2009-08-21_lindsay_lohan_goes_loco_in_little_italy_shop.html

velko, Saturday, 22 August 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

Man, every time this thread gets revived, I worry that she has broken her hip.

Shakim O'Collier (kingkongvsgodzilla), Saturday, 22 August 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.thefablife.com/files/2009/08/lindsay-lohan-lips.jpg

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

:\

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

oh no

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

Everything about her is gross.

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

she used to be so beautiful.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

She's still ready and legal, I guess. Two out of three ain't that bad.

StanM, Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

you guys are crazy. she looks cute in that blonde photo.

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Monday, 24 August 2009 02:05 (sixteen years ago)

i want that headband too

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Monday, 24 August 2009 02:05 (sixteen years ago)

she looks collagened, but i think its an angle.

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 August 2009 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.blackbookmag.com/ee/images/uploads2/hotmess.jpg

velko, Monday, 24 August 2009 03:17 (sixteen years ago)

She looks twice her age in that one.

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Monday, 24 August 2009 03:22 (sixteen years ago)

wow that last one is gross

can i ox (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 August 2009 03:24 (sixteen years ago)

both of those are pretty bad

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Monday, 24 August 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

no

xpost

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 August 2009 03:34 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080804/425.Spears.Parton.Lohan.080408.jpg

????

velko, Monday, 24 August 2009 03:47 (sixteen years ago)

I was watching the Soup this afternoon, and they put up a shot of Jon Gosselin and Christian Audgier, saying " I don't want to do a line with Jon Gosselin."

Flash to a shot of LiLo - "I WANNA DO A LINE WITH JON GOSSELIN!!!! I WANNA DO A LINE WITH JON GOSSELIN!!!"

Sad, but true.

Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 24 August 2009 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

Lohan pal Patrick Aufdenkamp dialed 911

So that's what he's for. Wasting police time.

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 24 August 2009 08:45 (sixteen years ago)

he looks like a real winner

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/53/91/patrick-aufdenkamp_472x354.0.0.0x0.432x324.jpeg

can i ox (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 August 2009 09:41 (sixteen years ago)

Here they are together going to a hair salon party(?).
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/12/lindsay-patrick.jpg
He is doing his job well here, holding on tight to Lindsay's blackberry.

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 24 August 2009 10:06 (sixteen years ago)

Omg - I saw the unshaved face and what looked like an eyepatch and (xpost)

StanM, Monday, 24 August 2009 10:11 (sixteen years ago)

According to his website he's a stylist. Sure.

Everyone has bad pics of themselves. Give her a break. Only I don't see her aging that well. :-( All that fast living and loads of drugs won't be easy on her body. And brain.

Apparently she's going to be in some movie again. I wish she would get her act together. Or maybe she can do a Drew. hah

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 07:08 (sixteen years ago)

Just what the world needs, another fucking stylist.

Doing a Drew would be ideal but she's already doing a boner-dyke Courtney.

lacoste intolerant (suzy), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 07:28 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2009/09/wenn5349531-thumb-420x630.jpg

Mario Brosephs (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

The doc marten/knee high panty hose combo is just so wrong.

The ever dapper nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, I think the last time I saw it was in a Geraldine Fibbers video about 10 years ago.

Mario Brosephs (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

I really miss that look, but I miss it with a granny dress or something.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

might actually be her attempt at doing a Drew

some dude, Thursday, 10 September 2009 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i somehow doubt that

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 10 September 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

I didn't even notice anything below the waist. No complaints here.

Squash weather (Eazy), Thursday, 10 September 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i34.tinypic.com/ouw2kx.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 3 October 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

She needs to accept that blonde hair DOES NOT SUIT HER FFS

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 3 October 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

23 years old is when it really starts to hit hard.

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 3 October 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

I think that she may only be "legal" now... :(

Road Closed (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

dude. xpost

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

boobs blog entry btw

http://lindsaylohanblog-stuffvt.blogspot.com/2009/09/lindsay-lohan-breasts-crazy-stuff.html

nsfw

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

lol advert for miley cyrus sextape

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:57 (sixteen years ago)

will she get a hot ready and legal rolling stone cover ?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

"weird dent"

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Sunday, 4 October 2009 02:57 (sixteen years ago)

don't understand why ppl are wasting their time on sideboob lohan photos ever since she did that marilyn shoot tbqh????

ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:00 (sixteen years ago)

i mean

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:01 (sixteen years ago)

not to say more isn't better or anything!!!!

ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:03 (sixteen years ago)

kathleen turner is NAGL for lohan

Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:04 (sixteen years ago)

lohan has not been looking so hot for a while now iirc.

ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:05 (sixteen years ago)

not so hot <-----> kathleen turner

dukes of hazzard sized gap there ^

Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

has it really been only five years? :(

r.i.p.

omar little, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)


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