I am drunk

No, just an infrequent poster. Faithful reader of the L O S T thread(s), occasional contributor.

Hello and nice to meet you, Ms Misery.

yay lost threads! some of my favorites.. .

pls to introduce yrslef?

Seattlite
Friend of Jergins
Rum Drinker
Music Listener
L O S T Watcher
Professional Office Manager
Amateur Artist

Now you, please.

All of you, please. Drunks reveal yourselves!

vodka was downstairs and i is lazy... whiskey was cold, vodka wasn't

bad plannin

um Brooklyn
Liquor
Music

i'm a little tipsy

Maria, you must give more than that. . .

Texan
longtime ILX0r though not one of note
webmonkey
fiber artist
bipolar bitch
LOST lover
fan of crappy hip-hop
recovering teacher

I'mmmmm punchdrunkfskdkdflsk

Man...I been tryin' to get drunk, but I fucked up.

I was drinking a good beer* but I ran out, so I went to the beer store. I took a chance on a beer I'd never had before that was on sale. Now, I'm just mellow. IPA, my ass, Karl Strauss! You produce the boringest brew in San Diego. Shit, I'm going to go organize my books. By LoC!

*Green Flash Breweries West Coast IPA

By LoC!

What does it mean please?

'By Library of Congress,' ie the main call number system by which the LoC's contents and by default many American libraries are organized.

Oh duh. Drunx.

Last week I organized my books by color.

fuk nu ilx Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Is drunk buyt can still do bbcode YESSSS!

Next time we moeev we WIL HV BOOKS ORGANI:ZW party. geez. oy.

I'm:
seattle-ist
food cooker
food eater
baking soeda
worm bin
have grill!
cropuet fap!
drunk

Library of Congress catalog numbers. In my opinion, the less sensible of the major library cataloguing systems, but that just tells you how drunk I'm NOT. grrr...

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I've organized my CDs by color before, which was probably the most effective system I found for that problem.

Is drunk buyt can still do bbcode YESSSS!

lucky bastard.

Organize books by color instead! Is satisfying and gives an entirely new perspective on what you have. And looks cool.

Jaq, I will help.

Stone cold sober I do not even know what bbcode is. Tru confession.

i am drinking

so i just posted this on the Nicole Kidman C/D

http://www.vogue.co.jp/issues/200602/images/cover.jpg

and i just felt it warranted a re-posting... whiskey makes me look at nicole, and then i get mad at myself for looking at her while i should be doing something more interesting. instead i'm looking at nicole and watching The Bridges of Madison County, which rules. Meryl has hardly given a more entertaining performance =P

Lime juice makes my throat teh sore. I had three margaritas and while I was only mildly tipsy, I had a closing-up sore feeling in my throat. So I switched to beers.

ooh i just bought lime juice tonite. lol

beer with lemon = yum

I've had a little bit of beer! I didn't think it tasted very good...almost as bad as coffee.

Coffee<<<Bud Light<<Boulevard<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Orange Soda

heavens!

You're home already too?? I guess your trip is shorter than mine.

Hi ilx I just came hoem from a party where there were people there I theoretically could've have spawned. I was surprised to find how adept at keg-draining thesre young foke were. Now I'm nome where beers are and 16 year olds aren't haha. groan.

There were onther old farts besides me there but they were awful.

16yrolds are so fascinating

It is 4 in the morning the birds are chirping a gentle rain is descending. Best time of morning. I am going back outside.

I am spectacularly drunk.

^()

There were steins. Very large steins of beer. All AFTER the two pitchers of margaritas.

How am I home?

Maria, you must give more than that. . .

now i'm not drunk no mo, just sleepy
uh, i'm
a mother
a mover
a short and round shaker
bugged by the tree-munching caterpillars defoliating the oaks here

fact: i opened this thread last night, while drunk, and fell asleep on the couch before even getting to the bottom

I woke up with this thread on my laptop and a huge feedback whine from my stereo where i'd inexplicably ripped out the cables. Dere god my head.

omg

i actually woke up and played tennis... so overdue. nice day out, with just the right amount of gray --> rain later

I need to get drunk: my laptop's hard drive crashed. I drove to work just so's I can back up the files I got here. God, I need a G&T.

I woke up with this thread on my laptop and a huge feedback whine from my stereo

hahaha.

I had no hangover but we did sleep until 10 yesterday. Sleeping late always makes me sleepy for the rest of the day.

Monday morning, no alcohol, now off to get a latte.

1 Maker's Mark + 1 empty stomach = HI DERE I IS LITEWEIGHT

i made fun of an italian for packing it in after 6 beers the other night (ie how many i had had before leaving the house)....maybe i should think about cutting back? i'd save like a billion dollars!

I am shocked -- shocked -- at all of you.

I am so shocked I Am about to get food + 1 more Maker's Mark + WoW

Yes, my shock and dismay are driving me to teh WW for MNDC.

if i had six beers before i left the house, i wouldn't be able to leave the house.

And if you don't know what that means you haven't visited NYC on a Monday.

XP

HI THERE ME GETTING INTO RETARDED FIGHTS WITH EX(?) GIRLFRIEND AND THEN DRINKING BEERS

yeah, but this is marlboro country, Mr Que

right now i am going to go watch hockey with my buddy Glen and dollars to donuts that he puts down 2-3 pitchers all on his lonesome

i should have eaten a meal today and i would be less drunk

damn maybe i should go buy some knob creek? was gonna be good during the week again but the second i read 'maker's' i got the itch to sip some bourbon.

the other night i convinced a friend not to send a manipulative text message to an ex (which would have been his second of the night). i'm so proud of my drunk personal skills! also found out said friend wanted to make out with me, but given the situation nothing happened, which i am not sure whether to regret or not.