Picture thread - Film posters that scream "I AM A DUD!"

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http://www.crankycritic.com/archive02/posters/natlampvanwilder.jpg

Or for the Brits:

http://www.realgoodmovies.com/stills/van_wilder_poster.jpg

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.filmposter-archiv.de/p_jpue/2004/traumschiff_surprise.jpg

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Saturday, 3 May 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that a solid gold dick and balls? Why?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 3 May 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

!!!! What in the...um, translate the URL and tagline, please?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 May 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Martin - yes; because it looks like the USS Enterprise.

Ned - URL: "Bully's Love Boat Surprise Period 1"; tagline: "Quit cradling your balls!"

Go figure.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Saturday, 3 May 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.cartelia.net/fotos/s/spot.jpg

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Saturday, 3 May 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't begin to imagine the meeting where "The smart one isn't wearing any pants" was approved as the tagline for this movie. (Not that we can see if the man has pants or not anyway.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 3 May 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that David Arquette in a cage? Holy cow.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 3 May 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf200/f231/f23120wbhar.jpg

― woeg, Saturday, 3 May 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it just me, or does that not look much like a film poster?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 3 May 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Looks more like a hot chick poster to me.

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 4 May 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks for reminding me of Leonard 6, I've been trying to
remember the name of that for some time now.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Sunday, 4 May 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't ever, ever see See Spot Run. Never do it!

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 5 May 2003 00:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

six months pass...

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/51/110851_thumb.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 November 2003 00:35 (twenty years ago) link

haha van wilder is subtitled Party Liaison in the uk?!!

― jones (actual), Thursday, 6 November 2003 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

six months pass...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 23 May 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/posters/stoned.jpg

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

ihttp://www.filecloud.com/img/sized/00/00/21/00002117.jpg

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.thezreview.co.uk/posters/posterimages/w/weddingcrashersthe.jpg

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/sisterhood_of_the_traveling_pants.jpg

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/929/screwed6jl.jpg

― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link

http://thewholetenyards.warnerbros.com/

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 July 2005 03:34 (eighteen years ago) link

There cannot have ever been a less enticing movie poster:

ihttp://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/fat_albert.jpg

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey hey hey?

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_2428765.jpg

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:11 (eighteen years ago) link

haha, i opened this with the intention of posting the whole ten yards poster!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:28 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.segginger.net/SandraWeb/Forces_of_Nature/san-fo01.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JKXX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
I honestly can't decide if this poster is great or horrible.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Anything with a huge picture of David Arquette's face is, by definition, horrible.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I like Eyes Wide Shut's poster. There are some other duds that have relatively attractive posters. Like:

http://www.impawards.com/1981/posters/heavens_gate.jpg

or:

http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/ishtar_ver1.jpg http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/ishtar_ver2.jpg

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't really get this poster (the movie's really good):

http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/housekeeping.jpg

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10211000/10211556.jpg

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.yee.ch/~movies/H/holyman/kelly_preston_nude.jpg

Holy Man Indeed! Right-click properties and have a look what this jpeg is called. What. The. Fuckaroobius.

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.impawards.com/1988/posters/illegally_yours.jpg

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Burt Reynolds on a poster screams dud to me:

http://www.impawards.com/1982/posters/best_friends.jpg

http://www.impawards.com/1981/posters/sharkys_machine_ver2.jpg

http://www.impawards.com/1981/posters/paternity.jpg

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

POST MORE BROKEN FUCKING IMAGES YOU FUCKING MORONS

YOU ARE ALL TOOLS

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Oops. Sorry I forgot about impawards fuckwad hotlink-tagging.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Moderator delete them all.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

That site screams "I AM A DUD."

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

http://popi73.hihome.com/popi/runaway.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/beat-street/reviews/pix/arewethereyetposter.jpg

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JN4F.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JKVT.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

i worked at a movie theater when this came out. i have never seen as messy an auditorium as i have after this movie let out.

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait a minute. James Coburn?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

YES

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Our Man Flynt is in Snow Dogs

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000065V3F.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Is it me or do Emilio Estevez and Rosie O'Donnell seem to have traded bodies?

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link

worked at a movie theater when this came out. i have never seen as messy an auditorium as i have after this movie let out.

You shouldn't have let all those huskies in.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

RACIST

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean WEIGHTIST

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://movies.apple.com/moviesxml/s/magnolia/posters/theworldsfastestindian_l200511171433.jpg

― Yawn (Wintermute), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

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