― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)
― the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)
― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)
Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago)
hate myself for laughing at that
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)
kinda hate myself for posting it
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (seventeen years ago)
there may be hope for you yet
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (seventeen years ago)
wild bore
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
richard dawkins: petty?
― call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
vintage boggle scores that box
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/
― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
knew they'd pull thru
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)
― buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
bands that enlarge you
― buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
Bans that enrage you
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
future of ~the clarinet~
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
shd totally have done that
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg
― Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
WINTER'S BONER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0
― idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)
― idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (fifteen years ago)
Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (fifteen years ago)
"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (fifteen years ago)
Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (fifteen years ago)
^would read all of these^
― Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (fifteen years ago)
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
i made me lol
― Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (fifteen years ago)
Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (fifteen years ago)
Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not
― estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (fifteen years ago)
bad ska punk
― patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (fifteen years ago)
it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.
(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
no such thing, sorry
― dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (fifteen years ago)
fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (fifteen years ago)
"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"
― Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (fifteen years ago)
What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?
― ★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (fifteen years ago)
London Wee Emergency
university buildings are always a good bet
― bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (fifteen years ago)
Guess the Titty
― dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?
― buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM
― sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.
How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)
- From behind, front to back- Between the legs, back to front- From behind, back to front- Between the legs, front to back
― StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
"tart beats meat and hates it"
― Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
"are you parents metal?"
Though, guess that could be a misreading too!
― hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
typophobia (a picture thread?)
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
typophobia (a pciture thraed?)
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:28 (fifteen years ago)
handjobs to "friday" by rebecca black
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:50 (fifteen years ago)
Coulrophobia: (A Picture Thread?)
― It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:21 (fifteen years ago)
remember zings?
― an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:22 (fifteen years ago)
Please don't poll _____ again
― j/k lacan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)
ILX: What year did you start posing?
― onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
people whose mere absence from a record makes you wanna buy the record
― why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)
Guitarists taking incredibly drawn-out shits
― budo jeru, Monday, 9 June 2025 22:27 (one year ago)
Lorde (from Hoffman Estates)
― The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 26 June 2025 01:31 (eleven months ago)
Why is there no Bob Vila thread?
― The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 4 July 2025 20:40 (eleven months ago)
Ooh an excuse to post This Old House Party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB2enUa177g
― psychopompatus (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 5 July 2025 09:02 (eleven months ago)
What key is Terry Riley’s “In C” really in?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:27 (ten months ago)
lol
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:56 (ten months ago)
Time was somebody would've gone with "Counting the Something Something on 'Jol Out'"
― baka mitai guy (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 August 2025 09:21 (ten months ago)
post itt writers you think are bald
― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 August 2025 09:40 (ten months ago)
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Friday, 8 August 2025 11:03 (ten months ago)
What's your favourite Prince UK #1 single?
― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 August 2025 22:52 (nine months ago)
Vince Guaraldi - A Charlie Brown Christmas: You cannot fuck to this album.
― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 9 September 2025 22:27 (nine months ago)
Let's brag about our super, amazing co-workers
― budo jeru, Thursday, 18 September 2025 21:24 (eight months ago)
Cameron Winklevoss Metal
― This dark glowing bohemian coffeehouse (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 October 2025 22:04 (seven months ago)
Folk music in your dreams
― Webinar in Wetherspoons (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 October 2025 12:55 (seven months ago)
Things you were shockingly old when you learned you just don't care about
― putting the cad in decadent (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 October 2025 09:28 (seven months ago)
things you wish you cared less about but cannot in all conscience pretend not to care about
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 October 2025 11:39 (seven months ago)
Things you aren't sure whether you care about or don't care about but have got so used to taking seriously that you haven't really considered on a personal level, and going to take a moment out to delve into your soul and find out, or would but you can't be bothered.
― sent a message through the Internet but it rejected (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 25 October 2025 11:46 (seven months ago)
When oh when will somebody develop a usable careometer?
― Rory DelayRepay (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 October 2025 11:49 (seven months ago)
careoEntry Discussion CitationsLanguageDownload PDFWatchEditSee also: careóLatineditEtymologyeditFrom Proto-Italic *kazēō, possibly from Proto-Indo-European *ḱes- (“to cut”).
De Vaan rejects the etymology from *ḱes-, finding it too semantically difficult to reconcile the stative ending -ēre, 'to lack, be lacking', and a stative Indo-European 'to be cutting something'. He mentions a 2000 paper by George Dunkel linking the derived castīgō to Sanskrit शास्ति (śāsti, “to teach, correct”), but rejects this too as other words in the word family seem to stem from 'be lacking, pure'.
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 October 2025 12:02 (seven months ago)
Say my name say my name
― Rory DelayRepay (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 October 2025 12:19 (seven months ago)
places to put your penis
― Massage Attack (Tom D.), Monday, 3 November 2025 19:51 (seven months ago)
Terns <3
― Tony Bubbles (Tom D.), Friday, 21 November 2025 16:45 (six months ago)
directed, written, and produced by James L. Brooks, adapted from Larry McMurtry's 1975 novel. It stars Debra Winger, Shirley MacLaine, Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito, Jeff Daniels, and John Lithgow.
― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Friday, 21 November 2025 17:08 (six months ago)
Men, can you land a plane or score with Serena Williams?
― Tony Bubbles (Tom D.), Monday, 1 December 2025 17:38 (six months ago)
Are the Cardigans worse than they used to be?
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 3 December 2025 22:40 (six months ago)
Rolling Male Pattern Baldness Discussion Thread
― giving you schtick (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 3 December 2025 23:10 (six months ago)
Banks you keep trying to heist but can't get into
― Slouching Towards Benylin (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 December 2025 16:47 (six months ago)
Dejected parody threads
― sarahell, Monday, 8 December 2025 16:50 (six months ago)
Are you considering purchasing a gnu?
― Wearing red lipstick and maintaining a neutral expression (Tom D.), Monday, 19 January 2026 00:31 (four months ago)
Who will win the Berliner at Bear, Delaware?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear,_Delaware
― Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 20 January 2026 19:19 (four months ago)
Rejected poetry threads
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 January 2026 23:15 (four months ago)
why do i hate that Smiths lyrics parody thing that people keep posting on ilx so much? why am i such a jerk?
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 21:06 (four months ago)
Causes of the Fall of the Tottenham Hotspur
― The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 February 2026 11:42 (four months ago)
What is the most rubbery Irish county?
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 February 2026 15:13 (three months ago)
Insert a clam bake into another clam bake
― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 17 February 2026 16:50 (three months ago)
Plastic Ono = BANDDD!!!
― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 2 March 2026 19:49 (three months ago)
Pangs you were shockingly old when you yearned
― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 4 March 2026 04:29 (three months ago)
abefroman
― brimstead, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 20:58 (two months ago)
rolling "Is This Funny?" thread
― sonic catterdales (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 29 May 2026 14:28 (two weeks ago)
what are Graham Platner's flaws?
― rob, Saturday, 6 June 2026 15:15 (six days ago)
Savage.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Saturday, 6 June 2026 16:54 (six days ago)
map's MapTap notes
― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 8 June 2026 23:13 (four days ago)