Why is there no ILX celebrity sighting thread?

Beetlejuice (from Howard Stern shows past) walked into my post office yesterday.

oh man, i just saw m1a sara at the local supermarket with her daughter. she's still so beautiful.

-- gershy, Monday, December 10, 2007 1:27 AM (1 week ago)

whoa. I still have a crush on M1a Sara!

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Out doing his Christmas shopping this morning.

Lamest celebrity sighting ever, but last night I saw that big curly haired Christian guy with glasses that was on American Idol (kinda looks like how Jack Osborne used to look)at a Carrabba's restaurant here in Greenville (he's from here, or was from here, or something like that iirc).

Sat across the aisle from M1nni3 Driv3r on the train between Bath and London yesterday.

She has a quite sweet 2 year old son and reads The Independent.

recently, John Turturro w/ his son (in Knicks jacket -- brave boy) on sidewalk in front of Brooklyn central library; Gene Shalit looking like a recently deinstitutionalized circus clown in the Strand bookstore.

They were all out last night:

Charles Clarke
Derrin Brown
Nick Moran
Sandy Toksvig
Amanda Platell
That woman from Holby City who was also in Extras
Dude from Coupling
Possibly Minty from Eastenders but probably just a fat bloke.

(All at Speed-The-Plow at the Old Vic)

Gok Wan at Southwark Station.

This bong that looked like Yoda, yeah?

Some motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane

Dan out of Big Brother whatever. Every day.

ugh fuckin' rush limbaugh was in this restaurant we went to a couple weeks ago, at a corner table lurking behind a small forest of water and wine bottles. i was restrained from approaching him and saying: "McCain in 08 LOL you drug-addled fat fuck"

Jarvis Cocker in a caff in Soho.

philip roth upper west side ny

giovanni ribisi at my restaurant a couple of weeks ago. dude is lactose intolerant and has a super annoying nasally voice.

Slip him an ice blended Mocha frappe, and he'll be sounding like Brian Blessed in no time!

i ambled into madison square park today and saw a bunch of people. i thought they were excited to go to shake. then i noticed there was a photo shoot, but wondered why so many random people were huddled around it taking pictures. then i saw it, the WHITE HAIR! karl lagerfeld!

Lou Reed at Whitney Biennial. Looked old.

Ivanka Trump - jogged past me. Pretty (and tall).

David Byrne on bicycle.

Julian Schnabel and (totally beautiful) wife taking evening stroll.

Had a extended chat with Lee Hurst (does he still count as a celebrity) at the FymFyg last week. Somewhat hammered so fairly fuzzy recollection of what we were talking about. He did inform me, however, that Ally McCoist was originally first choice for Think It's All Over, ahead of Gary Lineker, but Question of Sport poached him.

Rodney Slater (Google him - he's my idea of a celebrity) just along from Trafalgar Sq.

Dan Cruickshank (BBC2 antiquities n travel presenter) on a tube.

Last Saturday, in the King's Road, Dr David Starkey trying to get past me on the pavement like the remaining 98% of available pavement was built on quicksand or something. When I pointed out the latter he hissed in my ear "YOU. ARE. A. CUNT!" and went on his merry way.

Tom D. Did you go up to him and say "HELLO?"

... and followed him up the street saying it? Unfortunately not.

I'm enjoying the idea of someone viciously calling an anonymous stranger a CUNT and then going on their way merrily.

Also Roger Lloyd Pack in a restaurant in Queen's Park a few Sundays ago.

Keeley Hawes and Matthew Macfadyen coming out of their house one day last week.

Richard E Grant walking down my street yesterday.

my wife shared an elevator with sarah jessica parker at a hospital last week. sjp reportedly very nice, inquired about my (very pregnant) wife's forthcoming baby. sjp was in hospital because her sister was having a baby. a little later she walked past the room where my wife was waiting for a checkup, stuck her head in and waved and said good luck. friendly celebrity.

oh i also saw hope davis in an italian restaurant in midtown a few weeks ago. she was very attractive.

Kate Beckinsale at the Arclight.

rachel zoe on beverly drive

and ghost whisperer was filming on my campus today (i just saw crew, no cast)

Mike "Dirty Jobs" Rowe at Dodger Stadium

Page McConnell of Phish!

This dude

http://www.boldoutlaw.com/images/praed2.jpg

was sat next to me in a bar last night.

http://entertainment.msn.co.uk/pidl/120858925/robin_michael_praed1.jpg

I saw Sting last week, in the passenger seat of a Bentley, driving onto the City Road. He had one of his poncey scarves on.

Heather Mills on North Street in Brighton on Saturday. She did not look very cheerful.
Preston (of 'and Chantelle' fame) on Hove Lawns yesterday.

Rick Parfitt, gazing upwards, High street, Henley

Ted Kennedy, Christopher Llyod (dressed suspiciously like Larry David) and Kate Hudson - all at the Fairmont Copley Plaza hotel in Boston but not all at once.

Christina Ricci, hiking Beachwood Canyon.

Fairmont Copley Plaza

read that as fairmont cosplay plaza. if only

awww...teddy k!

robocop, on tv

sarah michelle geller and freddie prince jr at indiana jones in battery park city last night

julian sands out for a hike
michael rapaport wrangling a posse of kids at an ice cream joint

Crappest batch yet:

Danny Kelly. Pub. Monday Night.
Paolo Hewitt. Caff. Monday Morning.
The son out of "My Family", you know, the one who just got done for drugs... not Kris Marshall? Different Caff. 15 minutes later

Two members of Propaganda at a wedding last weekend. Top notch stuff.

Yesterday:
Sonia from Eastenders in a pub.
Don Letts on a train.

xpost did they get up and sing "the first cut won't hurt at all..."

(Duel, I know..)

Clare Short in Camberwell pub.