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weird. it must not be fully up and running yet... i definitely have no links, nor do i have any kind of title about a scientific search.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

hey, fuckers!! that can of lone star ("the national beer of texas") in my hand is totally out of place next to the king of prussia (pennslyvania!) shirt. get a clue! "

obviously, wayne is not from texas but instead from pennsylvania (as you can tell from the t-shirt) and this is part of the reason why he feels a little like an outsider and is having trouble with the ladies!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

i so love that original picture.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:22 (twenty years ago)

aaawww...I saw this revived and thought maybe one of the participants at the party had turned up...I miss them and their lives.

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 23:22 (twenty years ago)

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/73/ll1iu.jpg

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

the bong looks so sad & wistful, sitting there, ever hoping, yet never gunna be able to get it on with all those laydeez

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

where is blackshirt's HAND?

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Operating blueshirt

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Get thee to teh Lohang thread, Sterl

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

the dog looks all-a-feared

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

no, it just hates being restrained from using the bong

― latebloomer: where dignity goes to die (latebloomer), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:31 (twenty years ago)

Give-a the dog a bong.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

that pack of parliaments is priceless.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)

mmmmmmmm Long Island...

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)

girl on the far right is obv. too cool for the rest. redhair in the middle is trying too hard -- they're all cool with her now, but when they go out to clubs & stuff she's the one they leave at the table to watch their purses while they dance.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

What's your opinion of the likelihood of a "Tessa" vs a "Caitlin" in that group?

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

isn't the girl on the right lindsey lohan?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)

i mean, that IS lindsey lohan, right?

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, it's LL.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

red hair looks like a girl i went to high school with who got a breast reduction in the middle of sr year thinking no one would notice she just lost half her body weight.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.showMessage?topicID=106103.topic
Jackpot

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:51 (twenty years ago)

What's your opinion of the likelihood of a "Tessa" vs a "Caitlin" in that group?

I've never known anyone named Tessa besides Maria T. Sciarrino.

Rank of girls' names, born in 1986:

Caitlin: 69
Tessa: 376

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:51 (twenty years ago)

Tessa's a nickname for Theresa.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

i informed my father of that the other night and he had no idea!

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Huh.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

rumbled!

anyway, i bet blueshirt plays volleyball.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

see, "so not gonna happen" has to grow organically.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 3 March 2006 20:22 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/6516/93111447769620eac53to.jpg

Thread magic: Still not recreated.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

"iko"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

OK, I know this is weird but *the guy* was there at a gig in Mono, Glasgow, tonight. Photo evidence is sketchy because of cameraphone and embarrassment, but it WAS HIM.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/albaalba/ilx/theguy.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/albaalba/ilx/theguy2.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 13 April 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

He's just stalking you. Pay it no mind.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 April 2006 22:58 (twenty years ago)

holy shit, good looking out, N

― RoxyMuzakï¿½ (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 April 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

That P.A. and large transom window totally remind me of the King of Prussia Hooters.

― dave vire think (dave225.3), Friday, 14 April 2006 10:55 (twenty years ago)

hahah which girl's boobs are those in pleasant plain's pic upthread? that is So so so not gonna happen.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:20 (twenty years ago)

OMG Ally spotted *the guy*. And AaronK OTM, PP's picture is classix for a 'So not gonna happen' revival.

Best thread ever btw.

― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:25 (twenty years ago)

You are joking. I saw him at a gig in Canterbury last week and begged a friend to let me use his camera phone for a moment. I got a photo, but I don't think it came out so well. I'll get him to send it to me later. Honestly, it was the same guy.

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:26 (twenty years ago)

Ally=Alba obviously.

xpost Then it must be an ILM-poster then, who just happened to never cross over to this side.

― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)

That P.A. and large transom window totally remind me of the King of Prussia Hooters.

omg wtf otm

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

i can honestly say i never expected to see the phrase "king of prussia hooters" on ilx. unless i wrote it.

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

T/S: "BY THE KING OF PRUSSIA'S HOOTERS!!!!" vs. "BY ZEUS' BEARD!!!!"

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

I can't believe A) I never saw this thread before, and B) nobody anywhere ever mentioned the possibility that "Wayne" might have been the over 21 person who bought all the beer.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

nah - what's his face's parents bought the beer.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

aaah... sweet memories... might be my favorite thread ever.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/4395/earlymz7.jpg

Gonna happen?

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

esp if the middle girl accidentally spill her drink over her crotch

did you google for "teenage threesome" and find this photo?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Diehls-Party/yeah.sized.jpg

Dude is totally on SLSK over there.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Revive! Just cos it's the greatest thread ever! I spent 2 hours with this!

― paulhw (paulhw), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

you spent 2 hours trying to make it happen?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

What, you do it in 5 minutes?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

you don't?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

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