U.S. Politics, November 2024: GARBAGE DAY!!

"Gotta get this couch looked at, pronto!"

Thiel loaned them a couple of blood boys, ambulances are for transport.

lol, was wondering that. and, no intention to get conspiracy minded here but of course they'd try to dial down concerns while things are still so in flux.

LET ME DREAM

https://substack.com/@borowitzreport/note/c-78142418

it would be funny if vance kicked it too, tbf

well sorry for getting our hopes up. :(

Funnier, really. Not better but funnier.

Yes.

wasted my year's worth of prayer

Ambulances in a motorcade!? What next, firetrucks and logging trucks?

MAKE WAY FOR APPALACIA MAN.

McDonald's Foodtruck One

fear not, there are many more opportunities for him to gorge too much on terrible fast food and die covered in his own shit

Pretty sure irs standard for thePresident’s motorcade to include an ambulance, maybe VP too. That’s one way to identify the VIP when you see a motorcade in DC.

It's cool now Rae Dawn Chong knows where to aim the rocket launcher

I mean, I wouldn't have given it any thought if it wasn't for the maga morons reporting it as "breaking".

I’m blaming all the people who kept Trump in their prayers

more like 'whaaaambulance' amirite?

Last Christmas
I prayed for your heart
But the very next day
It beat anyway

BREAKING: Brazil’s federal police indicted former President Jair Bolsonaro and 36 other people on charges of attempting a coup to keep him in office after his electoral defeat in the 2022 elections. https://t.co/TRvr1495Z3

— The Associated Press (@AP) November 21, 2024

whoa i didn’t know you could do that

Now they just have to keep from reelecting him before the trial.

They saw what happened in the US, can't let Brazil turn into a banana republic

What banana republic?

NEWS

Biden’s Chief-of-Staff Jeff Zients hosted a dinner at his home in Washington on Tuesday for past chiefs of staff and incoming chief of staff Susie Wiles.
⁰Tuesday’s dinner was more of a social engagement, planned before the election, and it included spouses.

Zients… pic.twitter.com/UiXyCKGGgH

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) November 21, 2024

Trump team looking sharp

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/11/21/multimedia/00dc-wiles-02-kwbm/00dc-wiles-02-kwbm-square640.jpg?format=pjpg&quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale

Parents of Anarchy

Everyone on Trump’s team looks like they are in a Joe Estevez movie

Wow, his new AG pick is actually somewhat qualified: Bondi served as attorney general of Florida from 2011 to 2019 under then-Gov. Rick Scott.

what's going on??

I suspect besides the obvious corruption and all someone probably said "You know maybe we should nominate a woman given all the sex pests." (Reductive? Yes! The way they would think about it? Also yes!)

She is of course awful.

She blinded me with

Zients

Yeah Bondi's a more normal pick than Gaetz, but she was a big election denier in 2020 and has an appalling track record beyond that. She may not be quite as apt as Gaetz to just randomly run around investigating and harassing enemies, but I can see here giving the Bidens a rough time.

see her

She's so corrupt and incompetent. He's going through all of the clowns now who won't get anything done, but will eventually elevate people who are more competent and evil

She's also what the third or fourth pick who has served as a Trump defense lawyer? What a reality we have landed in.

People from his shows and his lawyers. If he was into daytime soaps we could have had SecDef Susan Lucci.

Bondi is AWFUL

Steve Bannon is out of jail, yeah? I wonder when he'll get the nod

Putting them in his cabinet is the least he could do since he was never going to pay them.

Doesn't Rudy need a job?

he can't fail

https://imgur.com/gallery/tipsy-traitor-takes-tumble-U9jFJOV

that url is https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=505

https://prospect.org/justice/2024-11-22-when-pam-bondi-protected-foreclosure-fraudsters/

Looking back at older slimy behavior from Bondi

Bondi entered office as millions of Americans were losing their homes due to routinized fraud that key attorneys on her team ferreted out, and she saw to it that nobody would pay any real price for that, except for the attorneys who were attempting to protect the public.

Oh, we know her well in Florida, bless her.

Lovely to see Chavez DeRemer fail upwards. Should be fun times with the proposed reneg on usmca and trying to ram through tariffs.

https://www.salon.com/2024/11/24/everyone-is-taking-their-skim-how-democratic-consultants-cashed-in-on-harris-losing-campaign/

When it comes to cutting waste, fraud, and abuse and opening the 5 primes to more competition, there are Democrats on HASC who will work with @elonmusk and @DOGE. pic.twitter.com/OP4xXBH7tE

— Rep. Ro Khanna (@RepRoKhanna) November 25, 2024

Jack Smith drops both the J6 and Classified Docs cases.

jesus fucking christ.

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