U.S. Politics, November 2024: GARBAGE DAY!!

"posted"

please god please

oh god, oh god please

finally a good reason to bookmark this thread again

(no shade on any posters!)

This would result in... President Vance & VP Johnson?

lol of course

🚨 #BREAKING: Multiple ambulances and vans carrying Secret Service agents have just been seen leaving Mar-a-Lago, per pool reports

It’s unknown who is being transported, but as always, keep President Trump in your prayers pic.twitter.com/gZw0VeeB3X

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) November 21, 2024

oops wrong one

love that he says 'calm down' when he was the one that broke the report.

CALM DOWN, PEOPLE.

Per a transition source and @SecretService, the ambulances were part of Vice President-elect @JDVance’s motorcade.

False alarm.

Go about your business. https://t.co/SJCiLIHnPj

— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) November 21, 2024

Feinberg, gfy crusher of dreams.

Why would ambulances be part of his motorcade, is my question.

"Gotta get this couch looked at, pronto!"

Thiel loaned them a couple of blood boys, ambulances are for transport.

lol, was wondering that. and, no intention to get conspiracy minded here but of course they'd try to dial down concerns while things are still so in flux.

LET ME DREAM

https://substack.com/@borowitzreport/note/c-78142418

it would be funny if vance kicked it too, tbf

well sorry for getting our hopes up. :(

Funnier, really. Not better but funnier.

Yes.

wasted my year's worth of prayer

Ambulances in a motorcade!? What next, firetrucks and logging trucks?

MAKE WAY FOR APPALACIA MAN.

McDonald's Foodtruck One

fear not, there are many more opportunities for him to gorge too much on terrible fast food and die covered in his own shit

Pretty sure irs standard for thePresident’s motorcade to include an ambulance, maybe VP too. That’s one way to identify the VIP when you see a motorcade in DC.

It's cool now Rae Dawn Chong knows where to aim the rocket launcher

I mean, I wouldn't have given it any thought if it wasn't for the maga morons reporting it as "breaking".

I’m blaming all the people who kept Trump in their prayers

more like 'whaaaambulance' amirite?

Last Christmas
I prayed for your heart
But the very next day
It beat anyway

BREAKING: Brazil’s federal police indicted former President Jair Bolsonaro and 36 other people on charges of attempting a coup to keep him in office after his electoral defeat in the 2022 elections. https://t.co/TRvr1495Z3

— The Associated Press (@AP) November 21, 2024

whoa i didn’t know you could do that

Now they just have to keep from reelecting him before the trial.

They saw what happened in the US, can't let Brazil turn into a banana republic

What banana republic?

NEWS

Biden’s Chief-of-Staff Jeff Zients hosted a dinner at his home in Washington on Tuesday for past chiefs of staff and incoming chief of staff Susie Wiles.
⁰Tuesday’s dinner was more of a social engagement, planned before the election, and it included spouses.

Zients… pic.twitter.com/UiXyCKGGgH

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) November 21, 2024

Trump team looking sharp

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/11/21/multimedia/00dc-wiles-02-kwbm/00dc-wiles-02-kwbm-square640.jpg?format=pjpg&quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale

Parents of Anarchy

Everyone on Trump’s team looks like they are in a Joe Estevez movie

Wow, his new AG pick is actually somewhat qualified: Bondi served as attorney general of Florida from 2011 to 2019 under then-Gov. Rick Scott.

what's going on??

I suspect besides the obvious corruption and all someone probably said "You know maybe we should nominate a woman given all the sex pests." (Reductive? Yes! The way they would think about it? Also yes!)

She is of course awful.

She blinded me with

Zients

Yeah Bondi's a more normal pick than Gaetz, but she was a big election denier in 2020 and has an appalling track record beyond that. She may not be quite as apt as Gaetz to just randomly run around investigating and harassing enemies, but I can see here giving the Bidens a rough time.

see her

She's so corrupt and incompetent. He's going through all of the clowns now who won't get anything done, but will eventually elevate people who are more competent and evil

She's also what the third or fourth pick who has served as a Trump defense lawyer? What a reality we have landed in.

People from his shows and his lawyers. If he was into daytime soaps we could have had SecDef Susan Lucci.

Bondi is AWFUL

Steve Bannon is out of jail, yeah? I wonder when he'll get the nod

Putting them in his cabinet is the least he could do since he was never going to pay them.

Doesn't Rudy need a job?

he can't fail