U.S. Politics, November 2024: GARBAGE DAY!!

Noticed on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_United_States_presidential_election#Results so many of the results for Dem states haven't been added yet compared to GOP ones. Mostly big states with more votes to count I guess but also DC, MD and CT? Only 30,000 or so votes making the difference in WI.

From Washington post

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This is why there were so many people killed during floods in Valencia, Spain. The local right wing administration had cut the budget weather forecasts and an early warning system, on the excuse that climate change was a hoax. There are now riots calling for their removal. pic.twitter.com/DegoE1EI2n

— Hey, Dave! (@davegreenidge57) November 11, 2024

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and, apparently, to get ogled by swooning girls

In 2009, when he already looked like plankton with a hairpiece.

plankton with a hairpiece

There are times when I could have fish-fried him

Wish we could somehow have a moratorium on "If we even have another election ..." knee-jerk responses online. We are going to have another election, whether you want one or not.

And in less than two years! We can give them their bloody noses then.

lol Alfred

i’ve never heard rogan but just heard him described as “willy wonka for incels,” does this mean we need a willy wonka for libs? because lefties dont need one, aren’t there plenty dirtbag willy wonkas?

kristi noem can’t get elected dog catcher (given her proclivities), so she takes a cabinet position instead

I'm sure some incels listen to Rogan, but I imagine his audience as those jacked gym guys who work at barber shops and spend all day arguing about the Joker.

V much struggling to find paralells between Willy Wonka and Rogan. If you assume Rogan's podcast features him gruesomely killing incels while his minions sing about their character flaws, sadly that is not the case.

Rogan is the Neil Tennant of anti-woke.

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo
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How do you save a democracy?
Call some pop stars from 2003?
Perhaps we can learn from the college-aged throng
No, it's the children who are wrong

kristi noem can’t get elected dog catcher (given her proclivities), so she takes a cabinet position instead

SD majority white population loves her so unless she's getting termed out as gov this isn't a problem she has in that state sadly.

More grist for the “some people’s negative experiences of the economy are not just bad vibes or failure of Dem messaging” mill: https://marylandmatters.org/2024/11/10/more-people-aged-65-face-homelessness-state-housing-officials-report/

By all statistics, Maryland is a rich state, and yet…

xxp she wants to be president tho

here we go... JFC
The FDA's brutal, unrelenting war on sunshine & exercise is about to end

“FDA’s war on public health is about to end,” Kennedy wrote in a post on X. “This includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics, peptides, stem cells, raw milk, hyperbaric therapies, chelating compounds, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamins, clean foods, sunshine, exercise, nutraceuticals and anything else that advances human health and can’t be patented by Pharma."

psychedelics the first thing that came to his mind huh

How about stopping Congress's war on universal health care?

look if RFK wants to deschedule psychedelics I'm not going to argue with him

(this is not happening - as with Trump staffing up with foreign policy neocons they're not reversing drug policy)

ah yes the war on exercise

being able to order DMT online might make the next 4-30 years slightly more bearable

A lot of acid, a charismatic leader--what could go wrong?

YEAH ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, MAKE VITAMINS LEGAL

bring back dirty foods

lol that companies don’t profit off vitamins and “nutraceuticals”, they just do it for the love of it

the worm in his head craves raw milk & mescaline, and is speaking through him

ever since since the libs got rid of leaded gasoline it’s been inflation and the minorities tryna claim power over me so i’m sayin- RFK: bring back lead bring back lead bring back lead

this is all leading to public schools serving roadkill in school lunches

nah Taco Bell is still 2-3 years away

this is all leading to public schools serving roadkill in school lunches

― Andy the Grasshopper, T

uh which public school did you attend that served wagyu beef and offered truffles

uh which public school did you attend that served wagyu beef and offered truffles

Lol we have a tiny public school near Oakland called Canyon School, a sample of their menu:

Chicken Yakatori
Sushi Rice
Edamame Bean
Green Salad
Fruit

Quiche Lorraine
Steamed Broccoli
Green Salad
Fruit
Whole Grain Bread

yeah sure NOW (my niece has a sushi option), we were eating corn dogs and roadkill.

yeah, as was I - roadkill gravy

They just never told us it was roadkill.

Minnesota is all about corn dog school lunch.

Escoffier High School of Culinary Arts

they have organic lunches at the berkeley schools and my kid still refused to ever eat it

if RFK wants to get processed shit out of foods more power to him. he will not succeed.

that would require 'regulation' which I believe is anathema to the republican party

When Trump gets rid of the Department of Education school lunches will be whatever you can find growing on the football field.

USDA admins the school lunch program I think

also this is so funny

the worm in his head craves raw milk & mescaline, and is speaking through him

― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, November 12, 2024 8:00 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Constant negative press covfefe in every teachers' lounge

this is going to be such a shitshow

I worry less about what bullshit the FDA might legalize than what they will suddenly rescind approval for

Looking for Mr. Goodbar Dr. Feelgood Now For Something Completely Different Shitshow II: The Worsening