U.S. Politics, November 2024: GARBAGE DAY!!

I mean, I hope that's it. Maybe the grand lesson here is that it's only like 5-10% of the population that really follows this shit the way we do.

huh really? Seems like the polls were predicting this result

everything was 'neck & neck' and 'too close to call' until tuesday evening, when it wasn't

the betting markets did better

Not to give Newsom too much credit and we'll see what he accomplishes, but I am glad to see he's at least trying to do some pre-emptive prep work - more than Biden could fucking manage.

I'm guessing Pritzker will probably be doing the same soon, if he isn't already working at it.

A striking moment of self-awareness from David Brooks pic.twitter.com/E5rQdNNrf8

— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) November 7, 2024

If this is true..

Uber's chief legal officer (who also happens to be Harris' brother-in-law) convinced Harris to stop attacking big business during the campaign, in order to get more CEOs on board. Couldn't make it up. pic.twitter.com/tYQpqV79I8

— Ben Wray (@Ben_Wray1989) November 7, 2024

Jfc.

I would like at least one Democratic candidate with 10% of Trump's dngaf swagger. You don't like my rhetoric? I'll propose nationalizing Uber.

the campaign died due to a thousand tiny cuts like that

Re Harris’s next move: I hear she has experience in the fast food industry

Prez K:

RFK, FDA. What else do I have to say?

A+

Andyhopper:

we already gave you a cool billion

Like that John Mulaney bit about college alumni fundraising: "I already gave you two hundred thousand dollars. And you _spent it already_?

the gall to be asking for money this week

That's the only gall they have.

that mulaney bit is one of my favorite things of all time. "I gave you $120,000 and you gave me a weird cinder block room with a Reservoir Dogs poster on it and the first real heartbreak of my life, and probably HPV"

I told a friend yesterday that in a way I'm glad Obama's rhetoric for once fell completely flat.

No thanks Obama

I would like at least one Democratic candidate with 10% of Trump's dngaf swagger. You don't like my rhetoric? I'll propose nationalizing Uber.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, November 7, 2024 2:16 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the campaign died due to a thousand tiny cuts like that

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm)

this really sums it all up

Akm z you told me to read Jane Austen... and I didn't.

i for one would like a moratorium forever on the phrase "the economy"

let's be specific please, my fuckheads

lol and otm

Yeah I don't know what people want here. Everyone was mocking the 50-49 poll "herding" in the swing states, and currently it's:
PA 50-49
MI 50-48
WI 50-49
GA 51-49
NC 51-48
And when NV and AZ are counted that's likely to be where they land too. https://t.co/oYFFwWyqsv

— David Dayen (@ddayen) November 7, 2024

Nate Silver screaming 1 IN A TRILLION into a pillow

more painful than Trump winning is the fact that Nate Silver was actually right all along

nate silver was the friends we made along the way

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point

anyway since we're all bitching about the Dems here can I just say I really wasn't a fan of how Harris became the VP in the first place? iirc in one of the Biden vs. Sanders debates Joe outright said "I promise my VP pick will be a woman", to me that kind of leans way into the "virtue signalling" shit people hate from the Dems, saying right away I'm not picking the best candidate but rather the best *female* candidate, I mean yeah it's cool if you planned to do that all along but don't say it like that

to Harris's credit she didn't run on the "first woman President" like Hillary did, but she did do that "here's my platform for black voters" thing which included "protect crypto" and "legal weed" which was a very Hillary thing to do, especially as it was coming admist a bunch of claims that they were losing black support. shit felt so nakedly transparent to me.

Xp keyes — i posted that link in the California politics thread way earlier today, but hey kip

Eh, if there’s any place to virtue signal it’s the VP pick. More salient with Trump and Biden because lol old but otherwise it’s a non-job.

Cold marketing driven pandering, where decisions are guided by focus groups studying what "resonates" with their target demographics. I think people are better at spotting that shit than they're given credit for

She would have never got those things anyways.

I was just thinking about something that stuck with me in the debate.

DONALD TRUMP: You know what it reminds me of? When they said they're going to get student loans terminated and it ended up being a total catastrophe. The student loans -- and then her I think probably her boss, if you call him a boss, he spends all his time on the beach, but look, her boss went out and said we'll do it again, we'll do it a different way. He went out, got rejected again by the supreme court. So all these students got taunted with this whole thing about -- this whole idea. And how unfair that would have been. Part of the reason they lost. To the millions and millions of people that had to pay off their student loans. They didn't get it for free. But they were saying -- it's the same way that they talked about that, that they talk about abortion.

They couldn't get -- they didn't even come close to getting student loans. They didn't even come close to getting student loans. They taunted young people and a lot of other people that had loans.

Biden giving her bullshit titles like Immigration Czar helped torpedo this campaign. The VP should be encased in carbonite and only thawed if the President dies or a Senate vote needs tie-breaking.

watching libs pushing the "15 million missing votes" conspiracy theory to the point where several news outlets had to publish a factcheck for it today, while not realizing that MAGA people are the ones egging this on because it helps them sew further doubt in the 2020 results and elections in general, is fairly annoying.

one friend I know started up w/ similar shit yesterday ("something stinks about these numbers, I don't buy it!"), but thankfully that's it.

California's at 55% counted, and 7 others are anywhere between 68%-79%

I mean look, I'm suspicious too, it doesn't square at all with what we were hearing earlier in the day, it sure did feel plausible that there could be record turnout due to how insane and unpleasant Trump had gotten...but like, results are results. It's the same reaction I've had every time I've looked at the Milwaukee Bucks score this year.

Biden did not name Harris “border czar” fwiw. He tasked her with outreach to countries in Central and South America where a lot of migrants were coming from. It didn’t include a title at all, that came from Greg Abbott and right-wing media.

Not that it matters at this point, obviously.

It is both funny and predictable that people on both the left and right are pushing the “missing 15 million votes“ thing. People on the left think that it means votes somehow disappeared this year, people on the right think that it means those votes were all fake in 2020. When in reality it’s not going to be 15 million, And what it mostly means is some significant number of people just stayed home.

I guess that's Trump's superpower. nobody takes him seriously, even though it's abundantly clear that we should. it makes it really hard to communicate the threat he poses. like the comment he made about Liz Cheney having guns pointed in her face - I didn't really think that was a direct threat, nor was the "shoot through the reporters to get to me" thing, that's just the way he talks, the argument is a guy running for President *shouldn't* talk that way, especially when it's a guy who wanted to send the National Guard to rough up citizens and directed a mob into the US Capitol. but people don't see it that way, because our politics have been devalued so much. it's all a fucking reality show now. I blame the media.

look we can talk about the Dems' failings all we want but at the end of the day 73 million people decided they wanted more Donald Trump in their lives, something I cannot process at all given that he embodies every single negative trait that a man could possibly have...the only conclusion is people like him because he makes folks like me upset. and that's sort of difficult to process right now. what did I ever do to you, asshole?

A bunch of straight cis white dudes complaining about “virtue signaling” is awkward for me tbh.

In terms of the policy stuff targeted at black voters, she was kinda at a disadvantage having already played up the tough on crime messaging (which I guess was easier than walking back the Kamala is a Cop thing by seriously promoting criminal justice reform and/or withdrawing support for Israel and the genocide).

Only one person has complained about virtue signaling?

h/t tipsy

"The net worth of the world’s 10 richest people grew by about $64 billion the day after the US election thanks to their companies’ surging shares, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index: It was the largest daily increase since the index began in 2012."

https://www.semafor.com/newsletter/11/07/2024/semafor-flagship-awkward-timing-uncomfortable-silence

This is maybe the most pertinent thing I've read today:

Donald Trump’s victory has been a boon for the mega-rich. The net worth of the world’s 10 richest people grew by about $64 billion the day after the US election thanks to their companies’ surging shares, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index: It was the largest daily increase since the index began in 2012. The two leaders of Trump’s transition team are billionaires, and several of his most loyal donors, including Elon Musk, are now “poised to have the biggest sway as his administration takes shape,” with posts ranging from cabinet positions to unofficial advisory roles, Bloomberg wrote. Among the leading candidates for Trump’s Treasury secretary is a billionaire hedge fund manager who made a fortune betting against the Japanese yen with George Soros in 2013.

https://www.semafor.com/newsletter/11/07/2024/semafor-flagship-awkward-timing-uncomfortable-silence

lol oops. xpost to sleeve

lol jinx, and thank you

You target policies like that to all voters. It’s deeply cringe/cliché to link drugs to black Americans and Kamala knows that damn well.

Fuck focus groups! I ran a lot of qual research projects at one time and the client wants certain outcomes so they can proceed. The people running them arrive with their own agenda and the respondents are hand picked to deliver that back to the client. One time I recruited a focus group of outer London Cosmo readers and the editor (who’d thought her readers were more like inner London it girls working in media) wailed ‘those aren’t my readers’ because they weren’t particularly stylish or, um, svelte. But they were definitely her readers!

I thought the 'crypto for black men' thing was amazingly bizarre and off base patronizing myself but I was told elsewhere that it's a big deal for them because they are disenfranchised by traditional financial institutions. but that doesn't mean it's a good solution.

"hey we know banks aren't good to you maybe try some fraud instead"

Nate Silver screaming 1 IN A TRILLION into a pillow

There's a sequel to that song, even after Axl had it removed from all reissues of "Lies"?

one benefit of being old: i remember being a child and seeing the profoundly dangerous idiot cowboy actor turn the whole map red. wiped out the new deal democratic party as then constructed. that eventually got these guys their 30 years of clintonism they're mourning today

— jeff computers (@allahliker) November 7, 2024

right wing spooks sabotaging Carter's hostage rescue helicopters helped as well, ftr

The biggest arseholes.

Xp xyzzz — that’s not that old! I remember that as a kid as well and I don’t consider myself old.

The writer of that (pretty good) thread considers himself old.

You are only as old as you feel :-)

Yeah I was nine