U.S. Politics, November 2024: GARBAGE DAY!!

and it grew up to be Marco Rubio

thats right

election too long

Everyone in America has an aunt like Ann Selzer and an uncle like Nate Silver. Nate talks loudly all night long until Ann chimes in with a totally brilliant point to undermine him. (Also, Nate talks with his mouth full and Ann made all the desserts)

— Amy Hoggart (@amy_hoggart) November 3, 2024

I can’t with this squirrel thing

getting "Beto calf cramp" vibes from that Hoggart tweet

So here’s the thing … pic.twitter.com/X9En85Qw1Z

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 4, 2024

people are now antivaxx for pets? WTF is happening

On Sunday, former President Donald Trump's running mate Ohio Senator JD Vance told a crowd at a Sanford, North Carolina, rally that Trump was "fired up" about the death of the squirrel.

"He was like, 'You know, is it really the case that the Democrats murdered the Elon Musk of squirrels?'" Vance added.

What?

my god passed right over Bullwinkle jokes to this shit

they know this is just something else we're gonna make fun of them for, right?

like your pants fell down already but now a hawk just came and snatched the boxers off of you

The Trump campaign really wishes the squirrel had been eaten raw in front of its owner, but when the last day of voting is just hours away, you can't be choosy. You have to use whatever stories the news cycle offers.

What is happening

xxpost And then the park rangers tried to tranquilize the hawk but missed and hit you in the balls

this campaign is just like the talking dog in Up

It truly is a compelling closing message to like 10 people who are online 24/7

The squirrel is Kamala's Comey

What is happening

― DJP, Monday, November 4, 2024 5:20 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Vance really mentioned the squirrel? Really??? My brain broken

i think allan lichtman has said it was going to be kamala the whole time. he also said biden was going to win before biden dropped out. and the 13 keys are never wrong.

It was… KAMALA ALL ALONG

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When I was nine I learned survival
Taught myself not to care
I was my single good companion
Taking my comfort there
Up in my room I planned my conquests
On my own; never asked for a helping hand
No one would understand
I never asked the pair who fought below
Just in case they said "No!"

Pity the squirrel who has ambition
Knows what he wants to do
Knows that he'll never fit the system
Others expect him to

Pity the squirrel who knew his owners
Saw their faults
Saw raccoon Fred die before his eyes
Pity the squirrel that wise
He never asked "Did I cause your distress?"
Just in case they said "Yes!"

"Get Musk & Squirrel!"

It's true that squirrel liked to do park ketamine

meanwhile

Great ground game example in Georgia -- the Trump door knockers showed up at a friend's house. They asked for his mom, who does not live there anymore and who has already voted, and never bothered with him, who is a registered Republican and has not voted yet.

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) November 4, 2024

I can’t with this squirrel thing

― DJP, Monday, November 4, 2024 11:09 AM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’m scrolling past every post about this foolishness

At this time tomorrow no one will be thinking about it

it's fun for lols until a pro-squirrel hate group forms

yeah plus just go on the squirrel guy's instagram. barf. it was all about him not the squirrel. poor squirrel had to live with those gross people.

I have no idea what this squirrel thing is about and refuse to investigate further

rumor has it the squirrel had a gambling debt

Mike Davis wrote a great essay on brush and fires in Malibu.

https://longreads.com/2018/12/04/the-case-for-letting-malibu-burn/

squirrel should have just did what the cops said

xposts (thread ran away from me)

Trump insulting Giannis in Wisconsin seems like an unforced error, Giannis is beloved by people of every political stripe here

not sure i want to drink one of the big ones

Make Six Packs Great Again.

Vote for Donald J. Trump🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/cXGP7T5H6y

— JD Vance (@JDVance) November 4, 2024

I do not want Trump/Vance to ruin squirrels for me.

One of my favorite things to do is take song lyrics and replace the word "girl" with "squirrels."

I am just a squirrel in the world, squirrels just wanna have fun, squirrel you know it's true, etc.

It works the other way, too:

It’s your world and I’m just a girl
Trying to to get a nut
So move your butt
To the dance floor

squirrels on film

i don't get the baby thing in this. seems icky!

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those engines were blowing all computers

Help computer

that beer thing is so cringe

sub sixth grade humor

I thought RFK Jr. is going to ban everything fun

the way he awkwardly moves to get the big beers in the shot

A six-pack under Harris is a normal six-pack. Okay.

I got big beers
You got big beers

Famous beer-lover Donald Trump

Teetotitarian

looks like a last minute shake up in the race....saw this on my morning walk today

https://i.postimg.cc/dtMYJd0x/PXL-20241104-143715331.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/dtMYJd0x/PXL-20241104-143715331.jpg