U.S. Politics, November 2024: GARBAGE DAY!!

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LMFAO HE SENT THIS TO HIMSELF https://t.co/5adlTKmmDf pic.twitter.com/AIDAVabTab

— white dude for harris (@OregonMapGuy) November 4, 2024

Mayor Pete can go fuck himself until he starts fighting for Medicare for All. He’s the worst kind of pseudo-left hawk

(context: Ryan Fournier sent an email to himself containing new poll numbers for Trump that are different than the more favorable ones that Harris had recently, and blacked out the name of who sent but not well enough so you could see he sent it to himself, then deleted the tweet)

who’s ryan fournier

MAGA asshole, Students for Trump co-founder, who pistol whipped a woman last year.

a more violent Jacob Wohl

mayor pete article is an inspiring testament to the power of bullying

You know, here's the thing I fundamentally don't get. I can kind of put myself in the mindset of somebody who likes Trump, thinks he's funny and likes the way he pisses people off. But what I don't get is the people who are neutral or even negative on Trump but see a Kamala Harris presidency as a catastrophe that has to be avoided at any cost. How does that even mentally work?

Fournier's numbers make zero sense anyway, if Trump only wins Iowa by 3 he is not winning PA lol

xpost they are very concerned about women's sports

mayor pete article is an inspiring testament to the power of bullying

― lag∞n, Monday, November 4, 2024 9:55 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm.

otm

XXP Girls' sports. In the ads it's always men in girls locker rooms, never men in women's locker rooms. But if men in girls locker rooms is such a motivational trigger for them, why aren't they rejecting Trump for crashing the miss teen USA dressing room?

Because that's a normal thing men are supposed to want to do

the reason someone who doesn't care about Trump/etc but still thinks Kamala would be a disaster = that even outside of the MAGAsphere, received wisdom tends to be inherently racist and misogynist

just like how anybody rants about how "music used to be better years ago" and cite examples of how it has declined and every example they give is of new music made by a Black musician

"well I don't like Trump but I don't think we should allow boys in the girl's locker room, also we can't have emotional people in the White House amirite"

they never think about it from the other side like they're all so pissed off about those ads telling women you don't have to vote Trump because your husband does and what a fundamental betrayal that would be but if you asked them about a guy in a Dem household secretly voting Trump they'd be all "hell yeah, what a hero"

its not even about being a hypocrite it's just not a scenario they ever consider

lot of people are going to vote red no matter what hate dems etc, not that there arent reasons but basic fact is we live in an era of polarization

I did lol when Jesse Waters was shouting with rage on Fox News about how his wife secretly voting for Harris would be like having an affair and Judge Jeannine asked him, "Why would she think she needed to hide it from you?"

'pollslop' is good

really cool band

I’d assume George W Bush could not be reached for comment as he was out cleaning brush up on his land. As every time he would go back to his ranch in Texas that’s always what they showed him doing.

At last he's found a task equal to his talents.

Quite sure he spends his days painting and reading Camus.

CLEARING. the canonical phrase is CLEARING brush. with $110 blond calf's leather gloves.

nothin like sweeping some brush fellas am i right

cleaning brush is just dipping it in a cup of water iirc

Well Rand Paul was mowing the yard when his next door neighbor attacked him.

Didn't Trump have a quote during his time in office about clearing brush after massive fires out west?

man that pete article is great. i know he's easy to make fun of, but he's really used his office to make big changes

xpost yes, he wanted to rake the forests

like they do in Finland

iirc the presidential clearing of the brush trope dates back to reagan, w was just copying

yeah I’m not posting the chainsaw pic

Amazing:

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just give me the 1 mill and I'll make this go away Elon

lol hes so random

I kind of feel like “by chance” is me finding some money on the ground, a “random” pick is definitely some lottery “you gotta be in it to win it” shit.

recall there was someone who worked with musk who said he knew nothing about how american politics works didnt vote didnt even know when election day was

he endorsed the republicans in 2022 and then forgot to vote himself

I was told there would be no math

clearly an immigrant who refuses to assimilate into American civic life

good stuff

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/11/04/final-gop-push-pennsylvania-focuses-imaginary-voters-over-real-ones/

tbf if they can turn out imaginary voters thats pretty good for them

"SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS...."

I noticed a few "Putin/Trump 2024" signs up on the way to work

this is what ive gleaned from just tweets: the cops killed the squirrel because it bit one of them and they needed to find out of it had rabies, the owner was a gay porn guy and the squirrel was running around while he had a boner in his videos, and now the right wingers are mad

— John Ganz (@lionel_trolling) November 4, 2024

Then there are these handmade signs that just say WEIRD and have pictures on Harris and Walz on them. Yeah, you got us.

cant even come up with their own zings, sad