U.S. Politics, November 2024: GARBAGE DAY!!

its high time for a big hair president

otm. problem is he’s very popular among republican primary voters

Seems to me like that's a problem for Republican primary voters, who can't get it together to field a winning candidate. It's a gift to everyone else.

(Assuming he loses on Tuesday. Which I think he will.)

most likely it'll be some ghoul we aren't really talking about yet
The most important thing about him is that he arrived as already a huge celebrity

There's always the possibility of an existing celeb making a left (right?) turn into politics, US posters please tell me who that might be

will say re trump being a loser that he almost beat biden once and very likely would have this time were it not for bidens very bad debate

Reminded of the I Think You Should Leave Now skit in which Tim Robinson’s character does a stupid thing at a party which turns out to be a big hit with a group of losers, who keep trying among themselves to do “another thing”, all while looking at Tim for his approval.

will say re trump being a loser that he almost beat biden once and very likely would have this time were it not for bidens very bad debate

― lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2024 1:40 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

if not for the pandemic he would’ve crushed biden in 2020. fumbling the pandemic as bad as he did (and not being able to take credit for the good stuff he did do like operation warp speed due to his supporters being anti-vaxxers) is totally on him tho so that’s a point for the loser side

This isn't even a short decontextualized snippet, it's nearly 2 minutes. At just a base level of making a job hire, it's so crazy that so many people are voting for this.

Trump appears to be unraveling live on stage

“When I say insane asylums, and then I say, Doctor Hannibal Lecter, does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, oh, he brings up these names out of— Well, that's genius. Right. Doctor Hannibal Lecter. There's nobody worse than him.… pic.twitter.com/Yyi4MuhR3N

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) November 2, 2024

He's right about Hannibal Lecter though

Reading this, I can feel my brain melting into goo.

“I do the weave.” Now I’ve got Tim Curry on the brain.

the most relatable thing about trump is that he likes tv and movies

Love the suit.

And books, which is what he would be talking about with that coterie of English professor friends of his that are so enamored of The Weave.

he's got two more rallies today, they must be pumping him full of the strongest stimulents known to man

Did I read that he is spending the last few days exclusively in ... NC, for some reason?

he's also in VA today which is uhh not where you wanna be in November

NC has only gone blue once since 1976 (Obama 08) so if he's spending the final days there it could be a sign their internals are lookin really bad and they're just hoping for some 270-268 scenario where they can maybe pull some shit

or they're just morons, who knows

Speaking of morons

"Some loser asked Jason Kelce how it feels that his brother is a f—-t for dating Taylor Swift. Jason turned and calmly shattered the guy’s phone."

https://bsky.app/profile/mollyknight.bsky.social/post/3l7yaqevwgi2a

https://bsky.app/profile/waxmonkey.bsky.social/post/3l7yd7dcz7o23

Wonder how Nicklaus measures up to Arnold Palmer?

It’s funny that he talks about how of course Jack Nicklaus’s kids would be great golfers, because as far as I can tell only one of them played golf and he was not good. Took eight tries to make the tour, struggled for three years and quit.

tbf thats still really good at golf

(His one recorded win was in the 1999 Office Depot Father/Son Challenge, where he played with his dad)

Some loser asked Jason Kelce how it feels that his brother is a f—-t for dating Taylor Swift.

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a liberal woman?!

xpost Sadly I read that as the Failson Challenge.

Did I read that he is spending the last few days exclusively in ... NC, for some reason?

Gastonia, North Carolina
Salem, Virginia
Greensboro, North Carolina
Lititz, Pennsylvania
Kinston, North Carolina
Macon, Georgia
Raleigh, North Carolina
Reading, Pennsylvania
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Grand Rapids, Michigan

i dont see how he gets through that schedule he's sounding progressively more rough and braindead every rally, we may break through another plane of insanity by tonight

Hello Lititz, hannibal shark windmill... fuck it, play YMCA

I only post DoubleList ads asking to be dommed by white Republican women

A Harris campaign official in Pennsylvania says their volunteer team is averaging 2,000 door-knocks per minute across the state on Saturday as of 12:54 pm

(Average during typical door-knocking hours)

— Allan Smith (@akarl_smith) November 2, 2024

No Wisconsin, eh?

i dont see how he gets through that schedule he's sounding progressively more rough and braindead every rally, we may break through another plane of insanity by tonight

He might go out like Elvis before this is over.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GbZNSQnasAAHETK?format=jpg&name=large

someone needs to take him out of the oven, he's done

jesus man take it to the cursed images thread

is that image artificial stupidity?

i think its "real" (a photograph)

not sure whats going on with his neck there tho

guess its just a weird shadow from the stage lighting on his collar

Several towns could feast in his neck

never noticed how high he wears his collars guess hes trying to tuck the jowls in

it's manipulated way beyond color and contrast, the back of his neck doesn't even look real, and the tie is doubled

my favorite recent twitter post:

#HarrisWalz2024InALandslide pic.twitter.com/6i8mVyvkxe

— Sabrina McDaniel (@Sabrina_McDa) November 1, 2024

it's manipulated way beyond color and contrast, the back of his neck doesn't even look real, and the tie is doubled

― Dan S, Saturday, November 2, 2024 5:58 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the tie isnt doubled and the rest theres no way to know because you dont have the original photo

this is maybe the same photo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GbZuteoaoAABNiF?format=jpg&name=large

that looks more real

He's giving Otto the Orange from Syracuse University.

"Anthropomorphic citrus with arms, legs and lots of energy"

Catching his reflection in all that bulletproof glass more now

My wife just got back from canvassing in Milwaukee. The people she met more or less ran the (default Dem) gamut. Excited but exhausted Harris supporters, waiting for this to be over. One possible Trump supporter who may or may not have mostly been sick of people ringing his doorbell. Some off-and-on undecided people that were nonetheless strongly leaning Harris. One women who spoke for her husband and said he better vote Harris, if he knows what's good for him. My wife said the biggest difference she felt she made was coming across a couple of random old coots who were not on her list and were not planning to vote. She said she had a nice conversation with them, and at the end of it both said they planned to vote for Harris. One of those two cited Harris's age as an important consideration.

Supposedly there were 20,000 people signed up to canvass WI today.

Why I'm voting for Kamala Harris. pic.twitter.com/WpRVWSGuPd

— Richard Spencer (@RichardBSpencer) November 2, 2024

RFK's purported list of things to be banned is ... something.

Banning Mountain Dew is a bold move, guess it’s not racist enough for Vance.