At the bar 2024

*dry heaves*

Yeah it's gross

tfw the bartender throws a lime at you and you’re not sure why

I keep smelling Chef boy r Dee while looking at this barfly’s face idk

At the bar where the server and the barback are on their phones all afternoon nbd

3:39 PM is the new 3:39 AM

Nothing complements a sunny weekend fall afternoon like Pink Floyd’s “dogs” on at the bat

Today at the bar I understood the buyback in a whole new way. I got one on my third (right?), and for the first time I didn’t feel like I needed to tip. I had tipped generously on the first two so

The best bar is the one closest to home

6:33 is the new 10:33

Close out the nearest bar every night

Nothing complements a sunny weekend fall afternoon like Pink Floyd’s “dogs” on at the bat

― calstars, Saturday, November 23, 2024 12:31 PM (yesterday)

Did they play the whole damn song? That would be pretty awesome, as nothing brings the party like "So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone"
*Orders a half-pour of a Prairie Imperial Stout as my dessert, because a full pour at 12% is kinda insane (It's like drinking tasty motor oil).

They played the whole album

Server with seniority disappears for an hour at a time…

Where have you been all my life, dearest hard kombucha

“If you’re so smart, why are you working in a bar?”

Did you say that or overhear that?

Overheard

These drinks pale in intoxication potency compared to this chemical Christmas tree scent

an ex's dad once explained the flavor of an amaro he had poured for me as "like being punched in the face by a pine tree"

I’ve had a couple “pine tree” ales or whatever over the years and I am partial to them

I had a Shiner Xmas brew at a party years ago and the texture of lawn clippings in every sip was a real deal-breaker.

Well, yeah

Shiner Holiday is the worst, like drinking potpourri

Bartender is the female Todd rundgren

I order the cheapest thing on the board. Five minutes pass and I get served and I give the bartender my credit card. She gives me a horrible expression and waves it back

Standing around

I had time to kill earlier today and wound up killing it at a bar/restaurant that featured a drink called a "New Fashioned" that was Jim Bean, Rum, Sweet Vermouth, and Domaine Canton. Hard pass.

*vomits*

Jim Beam is good for absolutely nothing

Except drinkin’

Bartender worked with someone who had body odor and it was difficult for her. She thinks cleanliness is important, though personally, she doesn’t shower every day, because it’s bad for the skin

Keep us posted

https://cdn1.jigidi.com/thumbs/SMD0DUAC/l

Reminds me of that John Fogerty ad for Jameson

Happy Monday’s no headphones required

Left the bar, realized I didn’t have my phone, went back and sat down, remembered I had asked them to charge it

It’s only 6:56

Bar putting up a sign and photo: “Do Not Serve This Man”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM3bavPGJ5M

Bar putting up a sign and photo: “Do Not Serve This Man”

jim beam black is what their base product should be imo, they should do a half blend for well drinkers

Got called a “player” by a bartender. Achievement unlocked

“Do me a favor and do your drugs in the bathroom, man”

Bill is $26, I give bartender $35 and she puts $6 change on the bar