bananas that are just beginning to get ripe, that have a partially green peel and are firm are the best bananas imo. once they start getting brown spots I'm not interested
― Dan S, Sunday, 29 September 2024 01:47 (one year ago)
Strawberries locally grown and picked are incredible, as are home-grown tomatoes and same-day fresh picked corn. That's like a holy trinity of amazing farm produce.
― Dan S, Sunday, 29 September 2024 01:54 (one year ago)
i grow my own strawberries and they cannot even compare to the driscoll's garbage in US stores.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 29 September 2024 02:19 (one year ago)
dried mango is so fucking good. sorry for swearing.
― brimstead, Sunday, 29 September 2024 03:45 (one year ago)
I think I like oranges and watermelons best, taste-wise - but find myself eating bananas most because they aren’t messy and come in their own little jackets.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 29 September 2024 03:54 (one year ago)
Also where’s the dragonfruit?!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 29 September 2024 03:55 (one year ago)
honestly i love all of you and i'm trying to give up aggro for lent but "durian" is some extremist "i prefered their first album" bullshit and pack it in with that
― Yuwen Hu's army (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 September 2024 03:58 (one year ago)
i mean there's a lot of other ridiculous fronting on here but let's start there
― Yuwen Hu's army (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 September 2024 03:59 (one year ago)
Lemon for me. Don’t eat them straight up anymore after they were ruining my teeth. But still use lemon in all sorts of salads, dips, seafood, etc.
― that's not my post, Sunday, 29 September 2024 04:08 (one year ago)
Wait, what?!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 29 September 2024 04:14 (one year ago)
Oh and a good lemon sorbet is heaven
― that's not my post, Sunday, 29 September 2024 04:14 (one year ago)
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― H.P, Sunday, 29 September 2024 05:24 (one year ago)
honestly i love all of you and i'm trying to give up aggro for lent but "durian" is some extremist "i prefered their first album" bullshit and pack it in with that― Yuwen Hu's army (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 September 2024 04:58 (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Yuwen Hu's army (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 September 2024 04:58 (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Genuinely one of my favourite fruits, fuck off.
― John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 29 September 2024 10:02 (one year ago)
accused of being a poseur for liking a particular fruit, wtf
― John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 29 September 2024 10:03 (one year ago)
Once bought an entire durian, the guy cut it up and put in plastic boxes for me, half-filled the little fridge in my flat, then my school gave me a new flatmate the very next day, he also turned out not to be a fan of durian at all.
― John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 29 September 2024 10:06 (one year ago)
I'll have you know that I liked your favorite fruit before they were cool
― Nabozo, Sunday, 29 September 2024 13:27 (one year ago)
Raspberry gets my vote, it’s the fruit I eat every day when I can
Tomatoes do not function as fruit from a culinary perspective, but are my favourites and most-used on this list. If tomatoes are here, by the by, where are our peppers?
Apples are my favourite of the tree fruits, followed by peaches— a good peach beats a good apple, but good peaches are rare; I’ve even more disappointing peaches than excellent ones
Most underrated fruit, for me, is the “European” cantaloupe— not the American version that ruins fruit salads everywhere, but the gorgeous flamed fruit that you get in Austrian markets
― I for one care less for them (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 29 September 2024 16:28 (one year ago)
excuse me American cantaloupe is goated and agua de melon is one of the most delicious drinks ever made
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 29 September 2024 17:02 (one year ago)
durian is crazy good, finally tried it last year lol.American cantaloupe and honeydew... my lord, honeydew <3
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Sunday, 29 September 2024 18:03 (one year ago)
melons .. so many of them and they're all so good
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Sunday, 29 September 2024 18:04 (one year ago)
with melons though, lots of trash at the supermarkets. much better fresh and locally grown. it's one of the fruits that grows here particularly well, along with most orchard fruits.
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Sunday, 29 September 2024 18:06 (one year ago)
fruit salad is kind of gross and gory and unpleasantly overstimulating imo
― brimstead, Sunday, 29 September 2024 18:49 (one year ago)
raspberry. also raspberry + lemon for best 2 fruit combination
― ciderpress, Sunday, 29 September 2024 18:53 (one year ago)
Banana and blueberry go much better in/on pancakes!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 29 September 2024 18:59 (one year ago)
The grocery store near me has what they call "personal watermelons" in the summer. They're the size of a soccer ball you'd buy for a small child before they're old enough to really play the game, and they're fucking amazing. So yeah, watermelon.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Sunday, 29 September 2024 19:50 (one year ago)
sometimes i can't even believe that i'm lucky enough to eat fruit whenever i want. its so good!
― scott seward, Sunday, 29 September 2024 20:00 (one year ago)
xxxxp no, it (fruit salad) is good
― Cognosc in Tyrol (emsworth), Sunday, 29 September 2024 20:35 (one year ago)
Good fruit salad is good, bad fruit salad (like chunks of apples, bananas and melon mixed in a bowl with resultant juice) is bad.
― John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 29 September 2024 20:47 (one year ago)
yes, the resultant juice is what ails me
― brimstead, Sunday, 29 September 2024 21:02 (one year ago)
Looking through this list and tempted to make it my mission to try all of them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_culinary_fruits
This is one I used to be given as medicine in china, a tangerine-sized dry gourd, you put it in hot water and the tea (for the want of a better word) is sweet and slightly medicinal-tasting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siraitia_grosvenorii
― John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 29 September 2024 21:27 (one year ago)
Fruit salad is amazing, especially with some cottage cheese.
@ Joan Crawford I’m mystified by your goating of American cantaloupe, some fruit salad vendors hawk their product by advertising its absence
― I for one care less for them (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 29 September 2024 21:40 (one year ago)
Thought while reading the list, were has all the carob gone? As a gen x child of hippies, I ate a lot of carob instead of chocolate, don't think I've seen any this century.
― John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 29 September 2024 21:42 (one year ago)
Apple. It has to be apples. Read your bible ffs.
― pisspoor bung probe prog (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 September 2024 21:43 (one year ago)
mystified by your goating of American cantaloupe
one of my favorite flavors all my life -- as I say, in agua de melon it's the greatest thing, for me no other agua is on that level.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 29 September 2024 21:45 (one year ago)
homemade fruit salad is one of those joys I always forget to make. with a little shredded coconut? divine!
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 29 September 2024 21:58 (one year ago)
ive voted orange the fruit not the order
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 September 2024 21:58 (one year ago)
aye lad as you do
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 29 September 2024 22:12 (one year ago)
Grapefruit is powerful. To children it is violence.
― ionjusit (P. Flick), Sunday, 29 September 2024 22:21 (one year ago)
Grapefruit was my favorite citrus as a kid! It had the requisite outre-ness and just seemed out there, like olives, anchovies, dandelion salads and smoked meats
I still love grapefruit but don't consume it much now. It interferes slightly with the statin I'm taking, but that's not the reason.
I just don't eat proper breakfasts or lunches any more, where when I was a kid if you were hosting company it would be served halved, with a knife run down next to the skins in each section to make it easier for guests to spoon out (I know that's a very 1970s Sunset Magazine conception of it)
― Dan S, Sunday, 29 September 2024 22:40 (one year ago)
Muscadine
― Heez, Sunday, 29 September 2024 22:45 (one year ago)
Nectarine/pineapple as fave eating experience and sweet thing, but tomatoes fit into every meal and almost all parts of my diet
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 29 September 2024 22:56 (one year ago)
My favorite flavor as a kid was currant, but I guess that tracks
― I for one care less for them (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 29 September 2024 22:56 (one year ago)
Can't think about grapefruit for breakfast (and yeah, I've had it — I was alive in the 1970s) without thinking of this famous Hunter Thompson bit:
I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast.In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home—and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed—breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crêpes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned-beef hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of key lime pie, two margaritas and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert…Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours, and at least one source of good music…all of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.
In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home—and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed—breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crêpes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned-beef hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of key lime pie, two margaritas and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert…Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours, and at least one source of good music…all of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Sunday, 29 September 2024 22:58 (one year ago)
xp it was current back then but now its passéfruit
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 September 2024 23:13 (one year ago)
Someone upthread said they didnt know what mulberry is - its more or less blackberry, except a bit less tart. My grandparents had a mulberry tree in their yard we werent allowed to climb because we'd always end up stained all over with mulberry juice.
But soz I think I'm going to have to vote tomato for sheer usefulness. That or lemon. Honestly i'm not much of a fruit eater. I hate rockmelon/honeydew/watermelon for the same reason I hate cucumber - theres something in that flavour profile that curls my toes.
On the rare occasion I bother with fruit it'll be kiwi/strawbs/raspberries when in season, usually at xmastime accompanied by chocs and pavlova.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 29 September 2024 23:24 (one year ago)
Brian o driscoll cogent here re tomatoes tbh
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 September 2024 23:30 (one year ago)
xp red and white mulberries have a mild taste that's closer to figs than to blackberries. black mulberries are more comparable to blackberries but blackberries are bolder overall (and yes, more tart)
― Deflatormouse, Monday, 30 September 2024 01:45 (one year ago)
much love for crisp little currants that burst between your teeth all puckery sour and sweet! ain't had any since i was a small thieving child swiping them from a neighbor's yard. come to think if it, wtf, i'm an adult, i can probably source my own currants now, what am i even doing with my life?
voted cherries of course: many are bad but you can still fairly often find transcendently magnificent specimens of a season. gorgeous black cherries, their firm flesh yielding spurts of sweet crimson nectar, oooooh. and the bright tart ones are incomparable in pie/crepes/pistachio cardamom cakes.
respect to figs as well, since (1) they eat wasps and (2) they're a yummy little bag of crunchy seeds (and digested wasp)
― twenteeth dentury (cat), Monday, 30 September 2024 02:33 (one year ago)
I've never had a mulberry, but blackberries are awesome.
My family had a currant bush when I was growing up. Currants are incredible, they are both sweet and tart, they are very firm berries and are perfectly astringent
― Dan S, Monday, 30 September 2024 03:03 (one year ago)
As far as savory entries go, olives are also a fruit! They are a huge part of my life - in olive oil, as an appetizer, as an ingredient in many dishes, on pizza, in martinis, in salads, etc. etc.
― Dan S, Monday, 30 September 2024 03:08 (one year ago)