Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

hey, whoa, no need to sully the good name of BOC with that

Trümp

Don't EVEN mix up BOC with this freak show. Eric Bloom would stun guitar this lot into oblivion. Bombers at 12 o'clock high!

i'm looking at that crowd and guessing a LOT of them went to BOC shows in their yoot.

not Boards Of Canada, then

buck dharma is a trump man from what i gather. i myself saw boc in that venerable venue. at the moment i am not far from that event. close enough to hear all the helicopters overhead.

boc have a song called red and black but i dont think its about anarcho-communism seems like its about canada actually

eric & buck cancel each other's votes out.

First half of a short reading I was left yesterday for a grade 6 class:

Money Mark was born rich. He never had to work a day in his life and he got everything handed to him on a silver platter. When he was six, Money Mark wanted to go to a basketball game. His father paid the starting five of the Bulls and Celtics to play a private game of Nerf-ball in Money Mark’s bedroom. When Money Mark turned thirteen, he wanted to start a band. His father hired the Mountain Boys to play with him every Saturday at the family’s private concert hall, though his family was never there. By the time he was twenty-one, Money Mark was bored with life. He was surrounded by a bunch of possessions that he didn’t appreciate. Nothing was new or exciting to him. Despite his vast wealth, Money Mark never found happiness.

I asked them if they were reminded of anybody in real life, but no takers.

nassau county's chief exec is a mini-trump named bruce blakeman. he organized this rally. i think he used to be married to paul mccartney's wife.

i see him give his little trumpy speech at some of the free summer concerts i go to. must say he puts on a decent series of free concerts. living color. ub40. ja rule. el gran combo. this friday is steve aoki.

if you want to know what the average long island trump fan thinks about now is your chance. its like a blue oyster cult show up in this place.

― scott seward, Wednesday, September 18, 2024 1:27 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

BOC's current drummer also hustles as a realtor on the side. He sold us our house!

ha

(Don’t Fear) The Realtor.

Lolz

Clem what you got against Beastie Boys’s keyboard player

Money Mark & the Funky Bunch.

uh oh Anuel AA has thrown his support behind Trump. ?????

i'm not up on my reggaeton....

buck dharma is a trump man from what i gather

God I wish I hadn't read this

BOC's current drummer also hustles as a realtor on the side. He sold us our house!

Estate Agents of Fortune

Trump answers questions about safety and security as he hands out burgers at NYC Bitcoin bar https://t.co/5Wcv585tr8 pic.twitter.com/oT9EQN0HwP

— New York Post (@nypost) September 18, 2024

Donald McCoin

I asked them if they were reminded of anybody in real life, but no takers.

maybe they’re dead

https://t.co/ZCTwZSqZND pic.twitter.com/FH9SRFQeUR

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) September 18, 2024

this is a really weird family...

That's gotta be a MAGA RicRoll...

https://t.co/ZCTwZSqZND pic.twitter.com/KKA6anTEYC

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) September 10, 2024

Melania is genuinely strange, she's the one person in that family/orbit who does not seem to give a fuck about politics at all. every First Lady "duty" she was supposed to do she did in the most slapdash and uncaring way possible. didn't give a shit about the kids in cages thing, definitely didn't give a fuck about Christmas, and the one time she had to give a speech she just plagiarized Michelle Obama. the irony of that probably didn't even occur to her. shes also visibly disgusted by her husband and makes no attempt to hide it. she may be an even odder person than Donald himself.

I don't know, I find some of those (not giving a fuck about Christmas, being visibly disgusted by Donald Trump) pretty relatable.

for sure but it's her refusal to pretend that's really strange, hard to think of anyone else in political life like that. then again we've never had a president who married a woman just because she's a supermodel before

When I consider that her only experience as a 'political wife' was suddenly being married to the POTUS, after being a supermodel and coddled socialite with (apparently) no political interest at all, then her conduct as (ahem!) 'First Lady' doesn't seem all that odd to me. She doesn't have to pretend an interest so she doesn't. Donald doesn't care. I'm fine with it, too.

better than the alternative

From a young age, my parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life, that your word is your bond and you do what you say and keep your promise, that you treat people with respect.

They taught and showed me values and morals in their daily lives. That is a lesson that I continue to pass along to our son. And we need to pass those lessons on to the many generations to follow. Because we want our children in this nation to know that the only limit to your achievements is the strength of your dreams and your willingness to work for them.

is that a quote or are you really her?

there's no way to know

welcome to ILX, your highness

Did ChatGPT write that?

I believe it was Michelle Obama who wrote (most of) it

The Yiannopolous “Trump only gets blowjobs” tweet causes everyone who reads it to lose 1d6 sanity points like we’re all playing Call of Cthulhu IRL.

Between the constant dishusting shaming of Harris for how she allegedly furthering her career, the Milo story, and Trump's not quite appearance on the Hawk Tuah Girl's podcast... I just don't know how a normal decent Republican is supposed to feel about blowjobs.

Sorry, that got garbled. disgusting / furthered

"Sodomy is sodomy, by god"

Meanwhile here's a story about people protesting the NYT for normalizing Trump.

https://www.rawstory.com/new-york-times-trump-protest/

How did we get here again, exactly?

People used to get angry at newspapers for canceling Mary Worth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLJbaxtsCUI

funny

$DJT closing at record low the same day the market closes at a record high.

George Lucas: It's like poetry

He’s eligible to sell tomorrow that’s why

Can't get no respect, no respect... but I'm big is Israel

He claimed that Israel “will cease to exist” within two or three years if he does not win the election. “I have to tell you the truth and maybe you’ll be energised because there’s no way that I should be getting 40% of the vote. I’m the one that’s protecting you. These are the people who are going to destroy you and you have 60% of Jewish people essentially voting for that.”

Trump claimed that a recent poll in Israel was 99% favourable towards him, though it was unclear what poll he was citing. He went on to boast: “Everybody loves me. I could run for prime minister but I’d have to learn your language. That’s a tough language to learn … I’m the most popular person in Israel. But here it doesn’t translate. It is a strange thing.”