US Politics, September 2024 -- “I’m Not Going to Apologize For Posting a Joke”

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we're not even halfway through the month, something worse will come down the pike

Sir, this is an Arby’s

We are squarely in the hold my beer phase of the fall of the GOP

Man we've fallen a long way from Mata Hari haven't we.

Loomer I think is legitimately mentally ill, if she actually has Trump's ear things are gonna get way more insane

like those of you lucky enough not to know what goes on in the fringe MAGAsphere have no idea how crazy she is

I have a candidate to play her in the movie

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/succession/images/0/02/Kerry.jpg

Is that an Arby's in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

"Loomer" totally sounds like the name of the next big social media platform--a place for the Robert Graysmiths of the world to hook up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9wAqsoHY4M

uh yeah you're standing a little close there Loomer

okay seriously how did they let this photo get published, what staffer was asleep at the wheel pic.twitter.com/P10RqWlAtZ

— Anthony (@aklingus) September 13, 2024

I always think of the "shoegaze in a pedal" from Keeley

https://robertkeeley.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Loomer-Keeley-Electronics.png

My actual favourite MBV track.

this is nuts. and not just because, as pointed out at the top, Loomer is a 9/11 truther. if the media's gonna pick up on this, how about they start there?

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/laura-loomer-trump-911-memorial-1235100804/

“To the many reporters who are calling me and obsessively asking me to talk to them today, the answer is no,” she wrote. “I do not work for President Trump. I do not work for anyone, actually.”

“I am simply a loyal advocate. The number of phone calls I’ve received today is very bizarre. Human beings are allowed to have friends. Human beings are allowed to travel. Human beings can be selfless,” she added. “A selfless person cannot relate to a purely transactional person. They smear because they fear. But, I do not fear them.”

Loomer’s dream of officially joining Trump’s team nearly came true last spring. “I’ll never forget it,” she says, recalling her meeting with the former president at Mar-a-Lago. “He says, ‘Make sure she gets on the team, we gotta hire her.’ And he goes, ‘She’s a lot smarter than a lot of these other people who have worked for me.’”
This was in March 2023, right around the time she was laying into DeSantis. Loomer had been invited to meet with Trump and campaign co-chair Susie Wiles.

The president lavished praise on her, Loomer recalls. She’d been set to start work on April 1 of last year.

And then everything fell apart. The New York Times reported that the Trump campaign was about to hire Loomer. Later that day, the Times updated its story to say that the news had caused outrage among some Trump supporters, and that a campaign official was now saying Loomer would not be hired after all.

Dude deleted his tweet so here is the original from a year ago, even better with the emoji

😍 pic.twitter.com/3fxWuMJCzz

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) August 14, 2023

lmao Loomer is the top story on CNN right now

and look I get that "some insane right-winger weaseled their way into Trump's inner circle" maybe isn't news given that Stephen Miller is right there, but if this video starts to go viral I bet this "are they actually fucking" thing is gonna become a JD Vance couch type situation

They haven’t left each other’s side. This is really weird. Laura Loomer.

pic.twitter.com/1vTCm9o1RV

— Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree) September 13, 2024

this is like as crazy as it gets, having a hard time thinking of a more insane person to publicly align your campaign with who isn't already in jail (bannon) or discarded (nick fuentes)

thats the thing apparently she isn't even on the payroll she's just travelling around with him everywhere and when asked about it starts talking like Donald Sterling's insane mistress

The president lavished praise on her, Loomer recalls. She’d been set to start work on April 1 of last year.

perfect

The source for that photo is … her tweet with a heart eyes emoji

😍 pic.twitter.com/3fxWuMJCzz

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) August 14, 2023

Good morning!

This has a very tragic third act vibe to it

Tragic...or farcical?

What's the difference?

“They smear because they fear” for October thread title

arbys is still the winner

this is an hour-long interview that you don't see every day on cable news. ari gets so into it he even forgets to quote ol' dirty bastard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toF5PIClNZ4

CNN's headline right now is about Trump's "decision" not to debate again. Are all media outlets treating that the same way? Because, as I posted yesterday, I really doubt there's been any decision at all. He just said some stuff yesterday, and today or next week I fully expect he'll say the complete opposite.

Nah, that has the stink of fear on it.

Ok one more thing about Loomer, isn’t one of Trumps central traits that he’s perpetually horny? And isn’t it incredibly obvious that his own wife won’t give him the time of day?

gross

please don’t bring up the one way that DJT and I are similar ever again

gross

― we got the MEATS (DJP), Friday, September 13, 2024 9:23 AM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

uh, Arby's?

come to me sweet meats

https://i.imgur.com/UboJoAO.jpg

loomer posting 9/11 truther stuff this morning.

Having her moment in the scum

"Lindsey Graham got WASTED after the debate the other night and shit all over Donald Trump and his advisors because he was drunk and flapping his gums to the media. Lindsey Graham was drunk as a skunk and started blabbing trying to impress the first Gay reporter he could come across in the spin room."

well, who wouldn't?

prudes, the lot of you

god i hope she sticks around and he doesn't dump her

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2024/09/05/USAT/75082894007-usatsi-24101515.jpg?width=1320&height=1320&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp

looking good sir

he rubbed Arby's meat as a moisturizer.

harris has nice teeth

Horseradish sauce lube is still cool though

too hot

ymmv

Ugh I couldn’t keep that name

Can’t wait until he drops his current campaign manager for LL

ll cool l