OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

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also the bottle opener isnt racist

― and what, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

aha, you have disowned me because of my distasteful opinions, lex! classy.

― unfished business, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

And who is , Ethan?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

its 2007! no one is racist! just disingeneuous

― 600, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

disingenious

― unfished business, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

isnt that right, lexxy jagger? paris is merely disingenuous

― 600, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

dasani genius

― unfished business, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

hey i found kim! also beer! both under my bed :D

― lex pretend, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

bottles openers don't shoot people, GUNS DO

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

this is where stevem and amongst others have brought depictions of south asians in america into the picture, to show a flipside example, though stevem didnt make a particularly convincing case with this

hang on, where did i do this?

― blueski, Sunday, 25 March 2007 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

weirdly someone mentioned this last night, and said it was a plant. something to do with a magazine or something

― 600, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

raggetinho

It's a vision.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

it always is

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

I am consistent in this regard.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

this thread on ILX is number 10 in a Google search for "ronaldinho bottle opener".

"Brazil has released a line of unique bottle openers in the shape of Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho.
Since the national hero did not manage to pop open any of the gates of the opposing teams during the World Cup let him now succeed in popping the ordinary bottles – decided the Brazilian producers. Such is their reaction to the fruitless presentation of the soccer champion in Germany.
The new product was widely enjoyed by the local torcideros. Such a funny bottle opener equipped with a pair of Ronaldinho’s famous teeth (which are instrumental in the cap popping process) brought smiles and wiped away the tears of bitter disappointment after the recent failure of the nation’s favorite team."

from here

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

The only thing it seems to be able to open is a big ol' can of worms, alas.

― unfished business, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

It is (as I suspected) Brazilian, however. Hmmm.

― unfished business, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

um, WOW.

― roxymuzak, Monday, 27 August 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

oh noes..

― W4LTER, Monday, 27 August 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

the cure for common Anglophilia, this one

― milo z, Monday, 27 August 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.wolles-website.de/makabres_rip/50_rip.gif

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 27 August 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

i dont see whats so offensive about a ronaldinho bottle opener. a coconut opener, now that would be racist.

― ☪, Monday, 27 August 2007 08:58 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

let us discuss whether the portrayal of Ronaldinho on the Simpsons was as offensive or whatever as the bottle opener:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pou-5Vcv0TE

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

nooooooooo

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

That's Ronaldo, not Ronaldinho. Probably best not to think all black guys look the same on this thread, Alex.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

lolololololol

― HI DERE, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

the brits have pulled another one back

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

haha my bad. isn't Ronaldinho's real name Ronaldo? I guess I underestimated the odds of there being two black soccer superstars with similiar names and prominent teeth. I mean I'm American, it's not like I know shit about socer.

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Ronaldo's real name: Ronaldo Luis Nazário de Lima
Ronaldinho's real name: Ronaldo de Assís Moreira

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

This is Ronaldo Guiaro, who was known as both Ronaldo and Ronaldinho during his career:

http://www.libero.fm/dbimg/1788_eidhseis.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

god help us if christiano ronaldo ever achieves fame in the states

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

Which isn't to mention Ronaldao, who I can't find a picture of.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

i know who christiano ronaldo is

― river wolf, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

― dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

have a goddamn cookie, if you're that knowledgeable you'll tell me who manchester united signed him from WITHOUT consulting wikipedia

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

he's opening Rooney's bottle here

http://www.ministryoftruth.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/manu.jpg

― dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

calm down dude

― dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

CLUE: IT WASN'T BENFICA OR PORTO

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

Louis, do you shout "OOOH I KNOW THIS ONE" when you're at pub quizzes?

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

i have no idea, asshole!

― river wolf, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

enjoy your cookie

― omar little, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

Sporting

― dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

xp to dom: there is, occasionally, a fleeting raise of the eyebrows

DAN GETS A COOKIE

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

no thanx

― dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

it is a salted oreo, still tempted?

― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

In Brazil both Ronaldo and Ronaldinho are known as Ronaldinho, with Ronaldinho being called Ronaldinho Gaúcho (because he's from the south of Brazil were they have all the cattle) to distinguish them.

― jim, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wow, so many xposts.

― jim, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

Ronaldinho was named by his parents after famous American Ronald Reagan.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

FACT

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

Or Cristiano Ronaldo or Ronaldo was. I forget.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

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