US Politics, September 2024 -- “I’m Not Going to Apologize For Posting a Joke”

they're going all in on the cat thing

In short, don't let the crybabies in the media dissuade you, fellow patriots.

Keep the cat memes flowing.

— JD Vance (@JDVance) September 10, 2024

"yes, it may be false, but keep spreading racist shit"

White Stripes are suing the Trump campaign

The singer has made good on the threat, filing a copyright infringement suit, alongside Meg White, as the White Stripes, seeking “significant monetary damages”, and listing Trump, his campaign and Martin as defendants. The suit alleges that the campaign did not seek or obtain permission from the band to use the song, and did not respond to pre-litigation efforts to resolve the issue.

"Trump Mocks Harris’s Height. But Her Fans See a Certain Stature."

An NYT "both sides" classic on today's front page. (They want Trump to win.)

seeking “significant monetary damages”

Time to start moving more of those Trump Bibles off the shelves at the new low low low discount price of $39.95 plus s&h.

i think the scaramucci thing is not the worst idea i've ever heard. presumably expecting him to say stupid stuff that distracts the trump team comms response rather than convince romney republicans.

Kamala Harris is modest in stature, but is considered by some to have Tall Energy. Donald Trump has insisted she shouldn’t be allowed to use “boxes or artificial lifts” during the debate.

Harris should insist Trump not be allowed to use diapers or shoulder pads

Josh Marshall view on the debate if you're interested: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/getting-our-heads-around-tonights-debate/sharetoken/83e5a81a-3db5-4981-9db6-1e44ee641840

I laughed at the description of Kamala's debate prep partner method acting as Trump, i.e. walking around all day being an asshole.

i thought vance didn't like cats, what does he care if they're getting eaten, only sad childless ladies will be fussed by it

How does he know that the cats aren't just being stolen by childless ladies?

Vance is being totally reprehensible but I remind myself that the whole country spent a few weeks joking about him fucking couches so I guess he can troll if he wants to. Makes me twice as glad about the couch thing tho.

I laughed at the description of Kamala's debate prep partner method acting as Trump, i.e. walking around all day being an asshole.

The Telegraph misunderstood the NYT's description of "full Lee Strasberg method-acting mode" and claimed that Kamala was getting prepped by Strasberg himself. (He died in 1982.)

probably still smells better than trump tho

Jack White putting out a decent album and suing Trump, almost makes me feel bad for everything I’ve said about him since 2004 or so.

White dudes for Kamala

It’s so clear they’re still running a Biden playbook. This wins over no one and is alienating more voters than we’re gaining. Beltway games don’t translate well with voters and just make people we need, who do pay attention, more mad. Cut this out! 1/ https://t.co/GRaIvOUfZY

— Rep. Ruwa Romman (@Ruwa4Georgia) September 10, 2024

I don't think the guests you bring to the debate matter. I don't even know if the debate itself matters.

She should bring people who beat Trump up when he was a kid

But seriously, I kind of doubt bringing the Mouch to the debate was part of Biden playbook.

Doubt Biden even knew who Biden Mouch was.

If she wanted to break Trump's brain she should get his niece, Mary Trump, to show up.

I assumed the point of that gambit was to rattle Trump (like Trump inviting Juanita Broddrick to a 2016 debate), not to win over viewers.

As near as I can make out Romman is saying that activists aren't volunteering to work for Democratic campaigns because they are angry at Harris for acting too much like Biden? That's possible, but the leftist/activist faction was never going to be satisfied with any presidential candidate that has a chance of winning because, like the right wing of the Republicans, they do not want to compromise on any issue. But unlike the Republican right wing they are very poorly organized.

I always liked scaramucci for his brief employment as he seemed like they had finally found the correct guy to be emblematic of everything else. He was the right kind of fake, to borrow some language

ay its da mooch dis fuckin guy gabagool

that's not the Biden playbook that's the #resistance playbook - the brief window of being endearingly too online has now shifted to just being too online period

its some sassy genx shit more less is how i break it down

Harris' 2020 campaign was too online as well. If you remember, her main issue was kicking Trump off of Twitter

She should bring people who beat Trump up when he was a kid

― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, September 10, 2024 2:10 PM (one hour ago)

I guess the adult equivalent would be real estate investors who bought something he really wanted, maybe they could be carrying a photo of the property and wave it around while he talks!

jesus christ they're going all in on this

🚨 NEW AZGOP BILLBOARD ALERT! 🚨

“EAT LESS KITTENS – Vote Republican!”

This campaign highlights just how horrific things have become under the failed policies of ‘Border Czar’ Kamala Harris.

President Trump is committed to securing our borders and ensuring that what we’ve… pic.twitter.com/NM3jlN2oau

— Republican Party of Arizona (@AZGOP) September 10, 2024

No way I’m watching this thing but I’ll skim posts here and on FB

True, Republicans will use any excuse to not eat pussy...

that billboard is so fucked up

Not beating the weird allegation

Good luck America.

Where did people get this idea that Republicans are good at memes?

Chick-fil-A should sue.

there's no way this doesn't backfire on the GOP.

found a political ad even better than the Harris one

My name is Sally Duval, and I’m running for Texas House of Representatives, and it’s HIGH time for a change. If you agree that we need leaders who will ensure that Texans have access to safe, tested marijuana products, chip in today: https://t.co/r25fbUhVIA pic.twitter.com/xFeYVBNELg

— Sally Duval for TX House Dist 73 (@SallyForTexas) September 9, 2024

The Harris pre-debate graphic is pretty good:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GXJNAYsWEAAPGiv.jpg

lol

lol but also i thought it started at 8pm EST

“Guys, hear me out. If we put up billboards about eating cats, voters will realize we’re totally NOT weird!”

I like this slideshow they posted on TikTok

https://www.tiktok.com/@kamalahq/photo/7412735670378073375

the thing with the cats in Springfield OH was initially some woman at a council meeting or something, conjecturing (without evidence) that poor Haitian immigrants were possibly stealing ducks from the pond at a park.. it wasn't even about cats

in Oakland we have an invasion of Canada geese and I wouldn't mind at all if some got roasted, they shit everywhere and chase me sometimes...

Biden still has an agenda

Biden: "Tomorrow, I'm doing 9/11" 😂pic.twitter.com/bTjxHOff7r

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 10, 2024

dick cheney’s endorsement might’ve been more influential than expected

that cat billboard doesn't look real.

Fake Mews