Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

their 'attack ads' are brilliant - just using actual verbatim trump quotes, one after another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8bQY02SEBc

the 2020 montage at the end of this...*shudder*.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTotX4kfBJc

Ooooof

Some heavy flashbacks

Good times

What the fuck

Trump lays the groundwork for another coup attempt pic.twitter.com/FxBQ6XqZj7

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 7, 2024

Cheating and Skullduggery

Real Name:
Andrew Jordan
Profile:
Andrew Jordan (1970 - June 5, 2022), known by his recording name Skull Duggrey (and other spelling variants thereof), was an American rapper from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was best known as a member of No Limit Records from 1995-1999. He was introduced to the label by being affiliated with future BBTP member Carlos Stephen's label Spiral Records. On September 25, 2009 Skull Duggrey was arrested after police searched his Baton Rouge home and found [redacted] videos on his computer. Authorities also found a .223 caliber rifle, a .40 caliber handgun, and marijuana. On April 11, 2011, he was sentenced to 6 years in prison. After his release, Skull Duggrey maintained his complete innocence, claiming his estranged ex-partner set up the videos on his computer. Skull Duggrey maintained an Instagram & Youtube etc. up until his death where he would live stream and interact with his followers.

Skull Duggrey passed of unknown health related causes on June 5, 2022.

i mean, the dude died so rip. but i didn't wanna memorialize proper because he was a pedo, so this thread about another shitty person presented the perfect opportunity. no limit records: literal pedos+murderers.

also dud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tXEN0WNJUg

Trump debate quotes as read by The Simpsons! #Simpsons #Trump #debate #kamala #debate2024 #homersimpson pic.twitter.com/OWGmbXCpSM

— Jayden Libran (@JaydenLibran) September 11, 2024

When you see your buddy buying shots from across the bar pic.twitter.com/5VxA6tGH6H

— Tony Roundtree (@Tonywithyy) September 13, 2024

Has occurred to me that this latest attempt on Trump's life may make him perhaps 50% less relaxed on his golf courses and therefore ruin his game. Just a nice thought.

I would hate to see his streak of well-earned Bedminster club championships come to an end.

from The Hill

The apparent assassination attempt Sunday on former President Trump — the second in just two months — is raising questions about whether the rhetoric against him is going too far, and if politicians need to take steps to cool tensions.

...some saw the latest threat to Trump as the fallout of close to a decade of near-constant verbal and social media attacks on the former president, a deeply polarizing figure who inspires intense feelings among both his supporters and his critics.

yeah guys, we need to back off and stop ganging up on Mr Trump, it's not helpful and look what happened

Wait what

this is OUR fault

He is uwu smol bean just trying to help save America from “savage hordes poisoning our blood” and terrorizing middle American cities.

Is there anything a deeply polarizing figure can do to be less deeply polarizing? Guess not. It’s up to us.

Donald Trump made me do it.

Blaming all the nasty anti-Mussolini rhetoric for him being strung up on a butcher's hook. Tsk.

Trump literally said to an audience of 70 million Americans that this was our last chance to save the country from hordes of murderous immigrants and that if Kamala won we’d all die in a nuclear hellfire. He’s single-handedly inspired multiple bomb threats against schoolchildren this week alone. Get the fuck outta here with this shit

Harris's rhetoric has already cooled quite a bit versus Biden's. "You're weird" is hardly an incitement to violence.

Also I highly doubt either of these would-be assassins are influenced by what CNN has to say

The apparent assassination attempt Sunday on former President Trump — the second in just two months — is raising questions about whether the rhetoric against him is going too far, and if politicians need to take steps to cool tensions.

i mean it absolutely is not and the correct response to anyone suggesting as much is a hearty and derisory "fuck off"

"I never thought they would shoot MY face," sobs leader of the Shoot People In The Face party

The would-be assailant is obviously obsessed with the Ukraine war and has incompetently tried to become a recruiter of Afghan mercenaries for that war effort -- and when Trump was pressed hard just last week during the debate to declare in favor of a Ukraine victory, he flatly refused. Ignore that, beause the obvious conclusion for any moderate pundit is that people negging Trump on social media for a whole decade was what caused him to pick up his gun this week. Stands to reason.

reading that hill article raised my blood pressure thanks kamala

If people keep trying to shoot Trump I must reluctantly vote for him to show that hate has no home in America.

Trump says Biden called him today and it was "very nice." "He asked if I was ok...he couldn't have been nicer."

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) September 17, 2024

Actual footage of their call. pic.twitter.com/XBpfcZXG7b

— WaspsWax™ (@WaxWasps) September 17, 2024

those are stills i was promised footage

https://i.gifer.com/KZi9.gif

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNWYwNTkyYzctOGFjMC00ZWZiLThiYjAtM2VjNTZhZGI5ZGExXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTU1OTUzNDg@._V1_.jpg

https://s3.amazonaws.com/static.rogerebert.com/redactor_assets/pictures/65e4a412b8b50d5d9c41f9cf/content_Straight3.jpg

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ralphandsam.jpg

Man, don't even post that Straight Story scene jokingly.

heavy mental parking lot...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPZ9uMQ3z7U

if you want to know what the average long island trump fan thinks about now is your chance. its like a blue oyster cult show up in this place.

hey, whoa, no need to sully the good name of BOC with that

Trümp

Don't EVEN mix up BOC with this freak show. Eric Bloom would stun guitar this lot into oblivion. Bombers at 12 o'clock high!

i'm looking at that crowd and guessing a LOT of them went to BOC shows in their yoot.

not Boards Of Canada, then

buck dharma is a trump man from what i gather. i myself saw boc in that venerable venue. at the moment i am not far from that event. close enough to hear all the helicopters overhead.

boc have a song called red and black but i dont think its about anarcho-communism seems like its about canada actually

eric & buck cancel each other's votes out.

First half of a short reading I was left yesterday for a grade 6 class:

Money Mark was born rich. He never had to work a day in his life and he got everything handed to him on a silver platter. When he was six, Money Mark wanted to go to a basketball game. His father paid the starting five of the Bulls and Celtics to play a private game of Nerf-ball in Money Mark’s bedroom. When Money Mark turned thirteen, he wanted to start a band. His father hired the Mountain Boys to play with him every Saturday at the family’s private concert hall, though his family was never there. By the time he was twenty-one, Money Mark was bored with life. He was surrounded by a bunch of possessions that he didn’t appreciate. Nothing was new or exciting to him. Despite his vast wealth, Money Mark never found happiness.

I asked them if they were reminded of anybody in real life, but no takers.

nassau county's chief exec is a mini-trump named bruce blakeman. he organized this rally. i think he used to be married to paul mccartney's wife.