Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

The patrons of marie’s crisis staring in shock as Barron Trump sings tomorrow belongs to me

I think that kid is going to have a massive chip on his shoulder. I knew someone who had a kid in Manhattan prep school back when Barron was very young, and none of the other parents wanted their kids hanging out with him.

easy come, easy go

Stock plunge wipes out Trump Media’s extraordinary market gains

Donald Trump’s tiny social media empire has seen its extraordinary stock market rally wiped out by a steep sell-off.

Shares in Trump Media & Technology Group, owner of Truth Social, closed below $17 on Wednesday, reversing all their gains since the company’s rapid rise took hold in January.

She destroyed the city of San Francisco, it’s — and I own a big building there — it’s no — I shouldn’t talk about this but that’s OK I don’t give a damn because this is what I’m doing. I should say it’s the finest city in the world — sell and get the hell out of there, right? But I can’t do that. I don’t care, you know? I lost billions of dollars, billions of dollars. You know, somebody said, ‘What do you think you lost?’ I said, ‘Probably two, three billion. That’s OK, I don’t care.’ They say, ‘You think you’d do it again?’ And that’s the least of it. Nobody. They always say, I don’t know if you know. Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president. I said, ‘Do that study again, because I think there’s nobody close to Trump.’ I even got shot! And who the hell knows where that came from, right?

(the bldg he's referencing is 555 California which his holding co. used to own but now only has a 30% stake because guess what? He's broke!)

I even got shot!

ehh, not like Lincoln

It was a cover-up. Abe died from the vaccine.

“They always say, I don’t know if you know. Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president.”

And yet those guys were reelected

just to add to their torment...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2EW5JWVxrU

not unexpected, but...

A New York judge on Friday delayed former President Trump’s sentencing until Nov. 26, a ruling that ensures Trump will not face any criminal punishment until after the election.

well, for a second there it looked like he might face an actual consequence

*wriggle*

jfc "chosen one" is such a bad choice of words here. I mean any choice of words would've been bad but maybe don't make it sound like you're always on the lookout for your next rape victim

https://i.imgur.com/jdRBYvc.jpeg

their 'attack ads' are brilliant - just using actual verbatim trump quotes, one after another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8bQY02SEBc

the 2020 montage at the end of this...*shudder*.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTotX4kfBJc

Ooooof

Some heavy flashbacks

Good times

What the fuck

Trump lays the groundwork for another coup attempt pic.twitter.com/FxBQ6XqZj7

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 7, 2024

Cheating and Skullduggery

Real Name:
Andrew Jordan
Profile:
Andrew Jordan (1970 - June 5, 2022), known by his recording name Skull Duggrey (and other spelling variants thereof), was an American rapper from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was best known as a member of No Limit Records from 1995-1999. He was introduced to the label by being affiliated with future BBTP member Carlos Stephen's label Spiral Records. On September 25, 2009 Skull Duggrey was arrested after police searched his Baton Rouge home and found [redacted] videos on his computer. Authorities also found a .223 caliber rifle, a .40 caliber handgun, and marijuana. On April 11, 2011, he was sentenced to 6 years in prison. After his release, Skull Duggrey maintained his complete innocence, claiming his estranged ex-partner set up the videos on his computer. Skull Duggrey maintained an Instagram & Youtube etc. up until his death where he would live stream and interact with his followers.

Skull Duggrey passed of unknown health related causes on June 5, 2022.

i mean, the dude died so rip. but i didn't wanna memorialize proper because he was a pedo, so this thread about another shitty person presented the perfect opportunity. no limit records: literal pedos+murderers.

also dud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tXEN0WNJUg

Trump debate quotes as read by The Simpsons! #Simpsons #Trump #debate #kamala #debate2024 #homersimpson pic.twitter.com/OWGmbXCpSM

— Jayden Libran (@JaydenLibran) September 11, 2024

When you see your buddy buying shots from across the bar pic.twitter.com/5VxA6tGH6H

— Tony Roundtree (@Tonywithyy) September 13, 2024

Has occurred to me that this latest attempt on Trump's life may make him perhaps 50% less relaxed on his golf courses and therefore ruin his game. Just a nice thought.

I would hate to see his streak of well-earned Bedminster club championships come to an end.

from The Hill

The apparent assassination attempt Sunday on former President Trump — the second in just two months — is raising questions about whether the rhetoric against him is going too far, and if politicians need to take steps to cool tensions.

...some saw the latest threat to Trump as the fallout of close to a decade of near-constant verbal and social media attacks on the former president, a deeply polarizing figure who inspires intense feelings among both his supporters and his critics.

yeah guys, we need to back off and stop ganging up on Mr Trump, it's not helpful and look what happened

Wait what

this is OUR fault

He is uwu smol bean just trying to help save America from “savage hordes poisoning our blood” and terrorizing middle American cities.

Is there anything a deeply polarizing figure can do to be less deeply polarizing? Guess not. It’s up to us.

Donald Trump made me do it.

Blaming all the nasty anti-Mussolini rhetoric for him being strung up on a butcher's hook. Tsk.

Trump literally said to an audience of 70 million Americans that this was our last chance to save the country from hordes of murderous immigrants and that if Kamala won we’d all die in a nuclear hellfire. He’s single-handedly inspired multiple bomb threats against schoolchildren this week alone. Get the fuck outta here with this shit

Harris's rhetoric has already cooled quite a bit versus Biden's. "You're weird" is hardly an incitement to violence.

Also I highly doubt either of these would-be assassins are influenced by what CNN has to say

The apparent assassination attempt Sunday on former President Trump — the second in just two months — is raising questions about whether the rhetoric against him is going too far, and if politicians need to take steps to cool tensions.

i mean it absolutely is not and the correct response to anyone suggesting as much is a hearty and derisory "fuck off"

"I never thought they would shoot MY face," sobs leader of the Shoot People In The Face party

The would-be assailant is obviously obsessed with the Ukraine war and has incompetently tried to become a recruiter of Afghan mercenaries for that war effort -- and when Trump was pressed hard just last week during the debate to declare in favor of a Ukraine victory, he flatly refused. Ignore that, beause the obvious conclusion for any moderate pundit is that people negging Trump on social media for a whole decade was what caused him to pick up his gun this week. Stands to reason.

reading that hill article raised my blood pressure thanks kamala

If people keep trying to shoot Trump I must reluctantly vote for him to show that hate has no home in America.

Trump says Biden called him today and it was "very nice." "He asked if I was ok...he couldn't have been nicer."

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) September 17, 2024

Actual footage of their call. pic.twitter.com/XBpfcZXG7b

— WaspsWax™ (@WaxWasps) September 17, 2024

those are stills i was promised footage

https://i.gifer.com/KZi9.gif

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