Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

i too am inspired by the east river every day

This electrifying town isn't just my home

call her Blackula

fake geek girl

why is he going to nyu

Barron Trump, 18, flanked by security as he arrives at NYU for first day of college classes https://t.co/x9shMzsKmD pic.twitter.com/MBygTEkrZh

— Page Six (@PageSix) September 4, 2024

would have assumed NYU is about the wokest of the woke skools

it is

he should be at yale

son at yale, dad in jail

Hello fellow kids

he's brave! i'll give him that. surrounded by thousands of people who hate his dad. not an easy freshman year.

I assume he has Secret Service right? They can keep the woke mind virus at bay.

They're not great with woke mind snipers

He's kind of vulnerable too being 9 feet tall

He should be at the University of Austin

"'He’s a very smart guy, and he’ll be going to Stern Business School, which is a great school at N.Y.U.,” Mr. Trump said in the interview. 'He’s a very high-aptitude child, but he’s no longer a child. He’s just passed into something beyond child-dom.'"

If only there was a word for that

He's like a twadult

he knows the price of bacon and is afraid of wind.

Largest adult son.

I kinda hate that I think he looks like the nazi messenger boy from sound of music

I bet dad's really intimidated, being so much shorter than his youngest iteration

The patrons of marie’s crisis staring in shock as Barron Trump sings tomorrow belongs to me

I think that kid is going to have a massive chip on his shoulder. I knew someone who had a kid in Manhattan prep school back when Barron was very young, and none of the other parents wanted their kids hanging out with him.

easy come, easy go

Stock plunge wipes out Trump Media’s extraordinary market gains

Donald Trump’s tiny social media empire has seen its extraordinary stock market rally wiped out by a steep sell-off.

Shares in Trump Media & Technology Group, owner of Truth Social, closed below $17 on Wednesday, reversing all their gains since the company’s rapid rise took hold in January.

She destroyed the city of San Francisco, it’s — and I own a big building there — it’s no — I shouldn’t talk about this but that’s OK I don’t give a damn because this is what I’m doing. I should say it’s the finest city in the world — sell and get the hell out of there, right? But I can’t do that. I don’t care, you know? I lost billions of dollars, billions of dollars. You know, somebody said, ‘What do you think you lost?’ I said, ‘Probably two, three billion. That’s OK, I don’t care.’ They say, ‘You think you’d do it again?’ And that’s the least of it. Nobody. They always say, I don’t know if you know. Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president. I said, ‘Do that study again, because I think there’s nobody close to Trump.’ I even got shot! And who the hell knows where that came from, right?

(the bldg he's referencing is 555 California which his holding co. used to own but now only has a 30% stake because guess what? He's broke!)

I even got shot!

ehh, not like Lincoln

It was a cover-up. Abe died from the vaccine.

“They always say, I don’t know if you know. Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president.”

And yet those guys were reelected

just to add to their torment...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2EW5JWVxrU

not unexpected, but...

A New York judge on Friday delayed former President Trump’s sentencing until Nov. 26, a ruling that ensures Trump will not face any criminal punishment until after the election.

well, for a second there it looked like he might face an actual consequence

*wriggle*

jfc "chosen one" is such a bad choice of words here. I mean any choice of words would've been bad but maybe don't make it sound like you're always on the lookout for your next rape victim

https://i.imgur.com/jdRBYvc.jpeg

their 'attack ads' are brilliant - just using actual verbatim trump quotes, one after another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8bQY02SEBc

the 2020 montage at the end of this...*shudder*.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTotX4kfBJc

Ooooof

Some heavy flashbacks

Good times

What the fuck

Trump lays the groundwork for another coup attempt pic.twitter.com/FxBQ6XqZj7

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 7, 2024

Cheating and Skullduggery

Real Name:
Andrew Jordan
Profile:
Andrew Jordan (1970 - June 5, 2022), known by his recording name Skull Duggrey (and other spelling variants thereof), was an American rapper from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was best known as a member of No Limit Records from 1995-1999. He was introduced to the label by being affiliated with future BBTP member Carlos Stephen's label Spiral Records. On September 25, 2009 Skull Duggrey was arrested after police searched his Baton Rouge home and found [redacted] videos on his computer. Authorities also found a .223 caliber rifle, a .40 caliber handgun, and marijuana. On April 11, 2011, he was sentenced to 6 years in prison. After his release, Skull Duggrey maintained his complete innocence, claiming his estranged ex-partner set up the videos on his computer. Skull Duggrey maintained an Instagram & Youtube etc. up until his death where he would live stream and interact with his followers.

Skull Duggrey passed of unknown health related causes on June 5, 2022.

i mean, the dude died so rip. but i didn't wanna memorialize proper because he was a pedo, so this thread about another shitty person presented the perfect opportunity. no limit records: literal pedos+murderers.

also dud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tXEN0WNJUg

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— Jayden Libran (@JaydenLibran) September 11, 2024

When you see your buddy buying shots from across the bar pic.twitter.com/5VxA6tGH6H

— Tony Roundtree (@Tonywithyy) September 13, 2024

Has occurred to me that this latest attempt on Trump's life may make him perhaps 50% less relaxed on his golf courses and therefore ruin his game. Just a nice thought.