Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Elton John opposed the use of his songs "Rocket Man" and "Tiny Dancer" at Trump political rallies in 2016.[27] John noted that while their political views were very different, it was not personal.[28] He believed that, as a British musician, his music had no place in U.S. politics at all, and that Ted Nugent, for example, was more appropriate.[29]

lol

Trump should use "Tubthumping"

Cat Scratch Fever

Great White Buffalo

What is Kamalamunist too low hanging fruit for that cartoon?

Or Kamalaunity Organizer

Che Kamala

Commie-ala doesn't have the same ring to it

Che = Creepy Harry Enten; that's a whole other thing.

Kamachameleon

Who Put the Kam in the Kamalama-Ding-Dong?

(Maybe too long.)

Has he done Kamalala yet?

Kamalalala I can't heear yoou

Sweet Home Kalabama.

(Nonsensical, but will go over very well with Dead White Guys like me.)

they played elton john before his rally today. someone tell elton.

Shambala is sitting right there

Ah-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, yeah

Skamala Harris and the Mighty Mighty Walztones

third-wave skamala

And another:

Jack White rips Trump campaign for posting band’s song: ‘Don’t even think about using my music you fascists’

New York City captivated my heart the moment I arrived, 28 years ago today. This electrifying town isn't just my home; it's a colorful canvas where dreams come alive. New York’s iconic skyline and vibrant culture inspire me every day. pic.twitter.com/0Yd2mdGoH6

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) August 27, 2024

i too am inspired by the east river every day

This electrifying town isn't just my home

call her Blackula

fake geek girl

why is he going to nyu

Barron Trump, 18, flanked by security as he arrives at NYU for first day of college classes https://t.co/x9shMzsKmD pic.twitter.com/MBygTEkrZh

— Page Six (@PageSix) September 4, 2024

would have assumed NYU is about the wokest of the woke skools

it is

he should be at yale

son at yale, dad in jail

Hello fellow kids

he's brave! i'll give him that. surrounded by thousands of people who hate his dad. not an easy freshman year.

I assume he has Secret Service right? They can keep the woke mind virus at bay.

They're not great with woke mind snipers

He's kind of vulnerable too being 9 feet tall

He should be at the University of Austin

"'He’s a very smart guy, and he’ll be going to Stern Business School, which is a great school at N.Y.U.,” Mr. Trump said in the interview. 'He’s a very high-aptitude child, but he’s no longer a child. He’s just passed into something beyond child-dom.'"

If only there was a word for that

He's like a twadult

he knows the price of bacon and is afraid of wind.

Largest adult son.

I kinda hate that I think he looks like the nazi messenger boy from sound of music

I bet dad's really intimidated, being so much shorter than his youngest iteration

The patrons of marie’s crisis staring in shock as Barron Trump sings tomorrow belongs to me

I think that kid is going to have a massive chip on his shoulder. I knew someone who had a kid in Manhattan prep school back when Barron was very young, and none of the other parents wanted their kids hanging out with him.

easy come, easy go

Stock plunge wipes out Trump Media’s extraordinary market gains

Donald Trump’s tiny social media empire has seen its extraordinary stock market rally wiped out by a steep sell-off.

Shares in Trump Media & Technology Group, owner of Truth Social, closed below $17 on Wednesday, reversing all their gains since the company’s rapid rise took hold in January.

She destroyed the city of San Francisco, it’s — and I own a big building there — it’s no — I shouldn’t talk about this but that’s OK I don’t give a damn because this is what I’m doing. I should say it’s the finest city in the world — sell and get the hell out of there, right? But I can’t do that. I don’t care, you know? I lost billions of dollars, billions of dollars. You know, somebody said, ‘What do you think you lost?’ I said, ‘Probably two, three billion. That’s OK, I don’t care.’ They say, ‘You think you’d do it again?’ And that’s the least of it. Nobody. They always say, I don’t know if you know. Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president. I said, ‘Do that study again, because I think there’s nobody close to Trump.’ I even got shot! And who the hell knows where that came from, right?

(the bldg he's referencing is 555 California which his holding co. used to own but now only has a 30% stake because guess what? He's broke!)

I even got shot!

ehh, not like Lincoln

It was a cover-up. Abe died from the vaccine.

“They always say, I don’t know if you know. Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president.”

And yet those guys were reelected

just to add to their torment...