Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Camp Crooked

Why is Trump on a football field wiping a flag clean? Was there a messy kneeling incident nearby?

he's nothing compared to the little rocket man. as far as camp goes.

have you guys been watching this canadian guy's north korean television compilations? they will put you in a trance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVo5K-zaWDw

Jesus, stop the steal

― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Wednesday, August 28, 2024 3:56 PM (three hours ago)

this was A+ btw

scary language...

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

IT’S ALWAYS FAKE WITH KAMALA. WE’RE DOMINATING HER ON SOCIAL MEDIA, SO SHE MAKES UP A FAKE LIST OF HER NUMBERS VERSUS MY NUMBERS. ALL OF OUR ENGAGEMENT IS REAL AND ORGANIC, WHILE KAMALA HAS TO PAY FOR HER FAKE ENGAGEMENT. WE’RE BEATING HER “LIKE A DRUM”, LIKE WE WILL BEAT HER ON NOVEMBER 5TH. IT’S ALL FAKE, IT’S ALL MISINFORMATION AND DISINFORMATION. WE ARE DESTROYING THE DEMOCRATS ON SOCIAL MEDIA!

She gave him a fake phone number

ALL OF OUR ENGAGEMENT IS BELONG TO US

https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/113/036/722/515/325/298/small/7d11609e4a7f494f.jpg

https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/113/036/313/134/040/938/small/baca1553cf12ce36.jpg

trump shared this stuff!!!

https://static-assets-1.truthsocial.com/tmtg:prime-ts-assets/media_attachments/files/113/036/317/804/496/720/small/8263afaff18fcf1c.jpg

i won't post the one he shared about hillary and kamala and blowjobs. trump is so fucked up.

If confronted by it, I'd love to hear Harris respond by saying "Trump was unaware that intimacy can be consensual"

he's such a cartoon villain - every time you think, this is a new low, he gets deeper, like Mojo Jojo.

Speaking of which: Canadian cartoon, somewhat obvious, but 100% true.

https://i.postimg.cc/nLd2qBdQ/trump.jpg

So much winning! Alllllll the winning

"I call her Dracula Harris. Some people want me to call her Blackula..."

Skamala Harris and the Mighty Mighty Walztones

I like the really long tie

Has anyone kept a running tally of just how many cease & desist letters that Team Trump have received? Feels like twice a week now

Abba demand Trump campaign stop using their music at rallies

Abba have demanded that Donald Trump stop using their music after the former US president played several of their songs and used footage of the group at a campaign rally.

The Republican presidential candidate played hits including Money, Money, Money, The Winner Takes It All and Dancing Queen at his event in St Cloud, Minnesota, the US state with the highest Swedish population, on Tuesday, the newspaper Svenska Dagbladet reported.

I feel like I remember a thread about this phenomenon.

Elton John opposed the use of his songs "Rocket Man" and "Tiny Dancer" at Trump political rallies in 2016.[27] John noted that while their political views were very different, it was not personal.[28] He believed that, as a British musician, his music had no place in U.S. politics at all, and that Ted Nugent, for example, was more appropriate.[29]

lol

Trump should use "Tubthumping"

Cat Scratch Fever

Great White Buffalo

What is Kamalamunist too low hanging fruit for that cartoon?

Or Kamalaunity Organizer

Che Kamala

Commie-ala doesn't have the same ring to it

Che = Creepy Harry Enten; that's a whole other thing.

Kamachameleon

Who Put the Kam in the Kamalama-Ding-Dong?

(Maybe too long.)

Has he done Kamalala yet?

Kamalalala I can't heear yoou

Sweet Home Kalabama.

(Nonsensical, but will go over very well with Dead White Guys like me.)

they played elton john before his rally today. someone tell elton.

Shambala is sitting right there

Ah-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, yeah

Skamala Harris and the Mighty Mighty Walztones

third-wave skamala

And another:

Jack White rips Trump campaign for posting band’s song: ‘Don’t even think about using my music you fascists’

New York City captivated my heart the moment I arrived, 28 years ago today. This electrifying town isn't just my home; it's a colorful canvas where dreams come alive. New York’s iconic skyline and vibrant culture inspire me every day. pic.twitter.com/0Yd2mdGoH6

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) August 27, 2024

i too am inspired by the east river every day

This electrifying town isn't just my home

call her Blackula

fake geek girl

why is he going to nyu

Barron Trump, 18, flanked by security as he arrives at NYU for first day of college classes https://t.co/x9shMzsKmD pic.twitter.com/MBygTEkrZh

— Page Six (@PageSix) September 4, 2024

would have assumed NYU is about the wokest of the woke skools

it is

he should be at yale

son at yale, dad in jail

Hello fellow kids

he's brave! i'll give him that. surrounded by thousands of people who hate his dad. not an easy freshman year.