Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Cannon was just doing her job as a lackey of DJT by buying him time to steal the 2024 election and slip the noose. Nothing unusual here.

its genuinely depressing the way so many people debase themselves for Trump. RFK and Nikki Haley both called Trump out as an idiot who was willing to sell out the country, Vance said he could be Hitler, like they're all so willing to call it what it obviously is until the moment they're offered some scrap of power then suddenly it's just "well okay his tweets are a little mean but everything else is fake news", it's just so obvious why they're doing it. same for Judge Cannon doing everything in her power to torpedo what she knows is a very serious case involving a major crime that Trump is almost certainly going to be found guilty of. everyone knows why. embarrassed to share a species with these worms

it reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry can't understand the appeal of Bania. Elaine says "maybe there's more to Kenny Bania than meets the eye" and Jerry responds "no, there's less". that's how I feel about Trump. whenever one of his sycophants (who previously called him a dangerous lunatic) starts talking about his platform its like...what fucking platform? was it not common knowledge when he was in office that Trump was super easy to manipulate and basically just repeated whatever the last guy told him?

exactly, and my same old same old— trump remains only exactly who i understood him to be in 2014, 2004, 1994. everyone else is soooo much fucking worse tho. too fucking depressing.

clarify, there not “worse,” we’ve always had bad actors. but so extremely and transparently responsive to quite smalls rewards of power.

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Former president Donald Trump announced Tuesday he has added Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard to his transition team, giving key roles to two former Democrats who endorsed his comeback campaign in recent days.

“As President Trump’s broad coalition of supporters and endorsers expands across partisan lines, we are proud that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard have been added to the Trump/Vance Transition team,” Trump campaign senior adviser Brian Hughes said in a statement. “We look forward to having their powerful voices on the team [as] we work to restore America’s greatness.”

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tulsi and rfkjr will be in charge of the most important decisions related to how to transition the entirety of reality back to a golf course resort owned by their evil boss

Have the minions been ordered to refer to him as 'President Trump'?

i believe they call him "boss" and "the big guy" and shit like that, for real. it depends on how much their tongue smells like his rectum

I think Tusli calls him "Radical Islamic Terrorist" but then she calls everyone that

appointing these two to his "transition team" has the feel of Ted Cruz picking his running mate when he didn't have the nomination.

imagine this transition team meeting taking place with them on the team. i doubt they ever even meet in person, they probably just have all their interns start the pre-committee planning process, knowing it will never happen. but imagine the meeting actually taking place and tulsi gabbard and rfkjr both at the table taking it very seriously lol

although, actually i should stfu - there must be some grift in it for them. maybe there's a bunch of stuff with moving people and possessions to other places, hotels, opportunities to use their own friends' businesses as vendors for overpriced shit in the "transition", etc

who are these fucking people though

appointing these two to his "transition team"

it also means he can dump them at any time, a meaningless promotion

in a week Trump will say he's not only never met RFK but that he's never heard of the "Kennedy family"

He's gonna show RFK the documents he took that prove that Ted Cruz's dad killed his uncle

Trumps more likely to ditch Vance than RFK, Trump loves glamourous dynasties too much

especially those of people who have been shot, now that he (allegedly) has experience

needs another to catch up

Who has a name that repeats and a gun

Jar Jar Binks

Tintin is usually armed

what's Gudda Gudda up to?

Duran Duran?

they have a song about it

Humbert Humbert, armed with you-know-what

New superseding indictment in the election interference case. Jack Smith removed some elements related to the SC immunity ruling and then presented the rest to a new Grand Jury.

Xp Boutros-Boutros Ghali

hes posting his Google searches into Truth Social again

https://i.imgur.com/SrOkA0R.png

NRP is reporting that Trump campaign officials started yelling at and then shoved an official at Arlington National Cemetery who asked them to stop filming and taking photographs where recent burials of service member occurred. That is an area of the cemetery who photography is strictly prohibited out of respect for fallen service members and their families

I like dead people who aren't buried

Only official cemetery photogs are allowed in that section... I guess federal law is very clear that there's no partisan political campaigning allowed at Arlington

The campaign statement is pretty wild..."In a statement to NPR, Steven Cheung, the Trump campaign's spokesman, strongly rejected the notion of a physical altercation, adding: "We are prepared to release footage if such defamatory claims are made.

"The fact is that a private photographer was permitted on the premises and for whatever reason an unnamed individual, clearly suffering from a mental health episode, decided to physically block members of President Trump's team during a very solemn ceremony," Cheung said in the statement.

The Trump campaign declined to make that footage immediately available."

also what is this footage if non-authorized photography is not even allowed

I keep seeing this Stephen Cheung guy quoted and he sounds like quite the diplomat. Does he go on TV? Is he real?

Stephen Cheung is totes real, knock off the tinfoil hat stuff. Why here's a picture of him from last week

https://i.ibb.co/BsTFr8f/1-1nf6h8-Eu-Kftz-YZu-NZPSif-A.png

He also worked in communications for the sports organization Ultimate Fighting Championship based in Las Vegas, Nevada.[3]

"We are prepared to release footage if such defamatory claims are made.

P"The fact is that a private photographer was permitted on the premises and for whatever reason an unnamed individual, clearly suffering from a mental health episode,

defamer, sue thyself

an unnamed individual, clearly suffering from a mental health episode

That's really not a nice way to talk about your boss

I like this detail of the incident:

Following the wreath-laying, photographs from his visit showed Trump grinning and flashing a thumbs-up sign as he stood at the graves of several of the fallen military members, imagery that drew swift rebuke.

The image is even more repulsive than the description, right down there with shooting-free-throws-with-paper-towel-rolls in hurricane-devasted Puerto Rico.

Please please Jesus, come back and count the votes

“I guarantee if Jesus came down and was the vote counter, I would win California, OK?” Trump told television psychologist “Dr. Phil” McGraw in an interview posted to Trump’s YouTube Tuesday.

“In other words, if we had an honest vote counter, a really honest vote counter — I do great with the Hispanics, great,” he went on. “I mean, at a level that no Republican’s ever done. But if we had an honest vote counter, I would win California.”

this is what happens when you spoil your kids and don't show them that losing sometimes is part of life

So one man is supposed to manually count all of the votes cast in the largest state in the country? Weird.

California hasn't elected a republican to statewide office since 2006

count a man's votes, he can cheat in one election
teach a man to count votes, he can cheat for a life time

and the the last Republican president to win California was GHW Bush, who fought in WWII

solution - run more WWII vets