Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Bukkake elegy

vance and his wife strike me as the kind of couple where when he finishes she says "great job honey!" (she doesn't finish.)

Please do not continue sharing your hate fanfic

JD Vance, post-orgasm: “Please clap.”

Please fap

Some chuds are trying to make ‘Tim Walz drinks horse semen’ happen *shrug*

https://www.wisn.com/article/jd-vance-to-visit-kenosha-tuesday/61903971

He's coming to my town this week, must have heard how the Simmons company invented the Hide-a-Bed and decided to investigate the scene.

On a serious note, though: the point of these Vance sperm cups is to mock Walz & his wife for needing IVF to have a family.

You know what kind of people mock others for needing IVF?

Horrible people. The worst people our nation has to offer.

— David Roberts (@drvolts) August 18, 2024

Well, yeah...

Thought Vance was one of those anti-IVF weirdos, being trad Cath concert and all.

Xp Weird AND cruel.

Hence, the "they're weird" line of attack does not distract from, nor does it diminish, the "they're evil" narrative. The two can complement one another.

Like the pickup-truck decal showing Harris tied, bound, and gagged? That's not just being crude and crass as a rednecky joke: it's real misogyny with a slant toward violence and, not accidentally, dark racist history.

You don't have to choose either/or; it's both/and.

Missed a trick not selling these under the brand name ‘Bucket of Deplorables’

Thought Vance was one of those anti-IVF weirdos, being trad Cath concert and all.

he is

insurrection he is spite
He's the douche won't leave me be

All of this stuff is their idea of payback for the couch thing, I'm sure. I just think they're overestimating the appeal of middle-school bullies. Not the beloved figures they may imagine them to be.

Oh shit I thought it was Vance who needed IVF.

All of this stuff is their idea of payback for the couch thing, I'm sure.

What they're missing and/or cannot/will not understand is that practically everyone passing along the couch thing knows it's a joke, treats it like a joke etc.

But these attacks on Walz are straight up vintage fake news, being treated as facts and backed-up with photoshopped evidence like clipped newspaper stories.

Wasn't the decal Biden?

They already updated for Harris

https://www.cubebik.com/shop/funny-kamala-harris-funny-truck-tailgate-decal-sticker-wrap-tied-up-harris-vinyl-graphic-decal-bumper-sticker/

CW for the image; it is not subtle.

"Funny."

oh jesus i thought it was going to be an illustration on a bumper sticker or something not life size and photo realistic, imagine driving around with that thing on yr car

Weird AND horrible

Jfc

holy shit

that is just so lame, we can't focus on stuff like that

Same company sells this too

https://www.cubebik.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/231107130750-CubeBik-Image-BB96AE55AE7B.jpg

So it's all in good fun, right? #bothsides

I see the URL doesn't keep insisting the Trump version is funny funny funny.

Taken down now it seems.

remember how it used to be considered extremely rude to imply that Trump was racist

https://i.imgur.com/IgVSwok.png

Vance being anti-IVF is insane, hates ppl who don't have children but also people who do have children the only way they can? What does he expect ppl in that situation to do then??

only one option, steal a baby

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTE4MmYwMjUtZGM5My00NWZiLTkwYWQtNDQ4ZjQ5YTA1MTU4XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc@._V1_.jpg

thats right

trump should just use this one again. saves money.

https://preview.redd.it/c4z3wndovkr91.jpg?auto=webp&s=5e9e9c1ea1067272ab59028b528b3a91f104d78d

Skin on the hands not dark enough. Better feed it into AI.

The Republican Party is the only organization keeping the zombies from tuning in Tokyo

…is Japan really one of the countries that they’re trying to whip up border terror about now?

Those subaru outbacks have been a creeping menace for years

GOOD JOB, DONNIE.

"Facing the prospect of increased tariffs on Chinese goods if Donald Trump is elected, some American companies are stockpiling parts and delaying expansions."

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/19/business/china-us-trade-war.html

Vance being anti-IVF is insane, hates ppl who don't have children but also people who do have children the only way they can? What does he expect ppl in that situation to do then??

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, August 19, 2024 10:23 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think with Vance it's the fact that IVF allows women to delay having children while focusing on their careers.

With IVF, the maniacs have a couple of objections, both stupid and/or wrong:

1) They're against anything that allows women to be the decisionmakers about when to have children
2) They cry, "What about all the eggs you don't use and throw away? That's the exact same as aborting a baby, or murdering someone in the street!"

If God made you barren, he must've had a reason. Maybe you should examine your own behavior instead of trying to play God.

god shoulda spent a little more time on you

fake news. if your parents have enough money they've sacrificed enough; you're exempt from military evaluation of any sort. tax cuts pay for themselves. prosperity trickles down!

he says he polls at 93% and elections aren't even necessary

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-says-polls-show-him-93-percent-1942384

https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/2454815/donald-trump.webp?w=450&f=e1cfe6d693a1c582b47989535ca3dbbd

looking good sir

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JFC

jentucky fried chicken