we was right to sell Pedro but we're gonna miss him like fuck as the out ball in these situations
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:30 (one year ago)
Omg Larsen so close
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:36 (one year ago)
Incredible save
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:37 (one year ago)
bettah
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:37 (one year ago)
i'm a little worried that Larsen mightn't do enough, quickly enough, but he's exactly what we need
missing Cunha tho
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:38 (one year ago)
Toti just blowing it
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:39 (one year ago)
I'll take 1-0?
All things considered
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:48 (one year ago)
i think we've been 90% solid
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:50 (one year ago)
O'Neil needs to come up with a replacement approach for no Neto, and Toti tho i love him is not gonna last in a back 4, and it would be nice to show a little more bite in the middle but i guess realistically Arsenal are quite good, but sure, all to play for
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:52 (one year ago)
Mosquera is fire tho, marry me
Gotta imagine reinforcements are coming with that Neto money
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:57 (one year ago)
yeah i'm a little cynical about how much of it gets spent but the scouting/buying set up seems improved, no way we spend all of the Kilman and Neto money but that won't matter if we bring in a couple of class players. i don't expect a like for like replacement for Neto, what we need is to find a different way of countering since we can't just hoof it out to the right wing any more
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 14:59 (one year ago)
think we might lean into Rayan/Rodrigo Gomes more once Gomes gets established tbh
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:05 (one year ago)
here comes Cunha
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:12 (one year ago)
Kai Havertz get tae fuck
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:14 (one year ago)
Looking more dangerous, is there something in it?
Shall see
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:25 (one year ago)
Aw man Cunha just hit that one wrong
yeah it's been real nice but y'know without an end product
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:25 (one year ago)
Goddammit. Switched off for two seconds
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:31 (one year ago)
oh ffs just out of nothing
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:31 (one year ago)
i need some kind of plug-in that tunes out commentators spunking over Arsenal
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:33 (one year ago)
Well I didn't have high expectations for today but thought they played much better than expected, just Arsenal on the road is a hard test to begin a campaign.
Doesn't get much easier than Chelsea next week but Cunha had a hat trick against them last year.
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:34 (one year ago)
yeah i don't like doing a centrist "we're ok" thing but we've looked pleasingly solid today for the most part
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:35 (one year ago)
Cunha not fit, Bellegarde looking like he'll never step up, noobs like Larsen still finding their feet, hopefully at least one more good signing before the window closes...i've definitely seen us have shakier starts to the season
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:37 (one year ago)
oh man Chiquinho's back :)
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:42 (one year ago)
nice to see Rice getting a good 3 minute man on man video for his OnlyFans
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:43 (one year ago)
Lol at that Hwang dive
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:45 (one year ago)
i've always admired his Dirk Kuyt-esque workhorse steez but i don't think he starts in a marginally better squad tbh
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:46 (one year ago)
can't believe he had the brass neck to call for a decision there either
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 15:47 (one year ago)
Hoping that Onana might inject some physical threat for Vi-
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 17 August 2024 16:35 (one year ago)
Disastrous own goal from West Ham's Jhon Duran
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 17 August 2024 18:10 (one year ago)
holding my breath here to see you get the win against the bad and hated Hammers
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 18:19 (one year ago)
enjoying how Steve Sidwell is somehow the BBC's Villa pundit
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 18:20 (one year ago)
I'm not sure if their pen was soft or not, will probably come round to enh you can't Matty Cash someone like that after a few more replays
But very annoyed we didn't make it 2 or 3 first half
Our new players looking good though, and Torres and Youri looking fit n' classy
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 17 August 2024 18:21 (one year ago)
Stephen Warnock also seems to fulfil that role sometimes, despite once apparently having a meltdown in training and screaming he hated it at Villa and Birmingham's a shithole
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 17 August 2024 18:22 (one year ago)
Moyes Out
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 18:26 (one year ago)
In my local pub sitting next to some exceedingly jolly Wolves fans.
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 August 2024 18:38 (one year ago)
That accent <3
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 August 2024 18:44 (one year ago)
damn straight :)
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2024 18:46 (one year ago)
if ashley young is going to start getting reffed correctly then it really is time for the cunt to retire
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2024 21:50 (one year ago)
with greatest fondness for our excellent villa posters and in fact the club itself, fuck matty cash and i hope awful things happen him every day
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2024 21:51 (one year ago)
Now Ipswich are back in the Premier League… for how long… I’ll be bookmarking the Premier League thread for the first time :D
Considering we played 90% of a team we finished with last year yesterday I don’t think we did too badly, bit worried by Man City away next week though.
― Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 18 August 2024 07:48 (one year ago)
I hate how MOTD pundits call Alexander-Arnold Trent.
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 August 2024 08:16 (one year ago)
I also hate the barrage of pointless and forgettable statistics from commentators - "the fourth Dutchman to score on his Manchester United debut", I mean ffs.
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 August 2024 08:52 (one year ago)
There seems to be a strong consensus on the formatting. Trent and Gabriel are always first name. Jack is always first name only outside of a match and strictly Grealish during it, a pronunciation mullet. Emile Smith-Rowe never seems to go anywhere without all his names and seems a certainty to be knighted at some point
But I haven't worked out why Gabriel is pronounced differently than Gabriel Jesus and Gabriel Martinelli. Everyone does this and I'm no exception, I can't help it
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Sunday, 18 August 2024 10:43 (one year ago)
Bass! How low can you go?Smith-Rowe, what a brother know
― SPENGE (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 18 August 2024 10:53 (one year ago)
Aint nuthin but a G thang babyTwo loced out n_s going crazySmith-Rowe is the label that pays me
― SPENGE (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 18 August 2024 10:56 (one year ago)
Ok i'm done
jfc
He’s doing his best to make City winning the league more bearable… pic.twitter.com/rVotsEspSV— Jay Motty (@JayMotty) August 18, 2024
― the news is terrible, i'm in the clear (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 August 2024 08:36 (one year ago)
Are we sure that isn't Tom Cruise?
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Monday, 19 August 2024 08:50 (one year ago)
Alexander Isak will be on Homes Under The Hammer - Premier League 2025/2026
― visiting, Friday, 20 March 2026 22:20 (two months ago)
Winifred?
― Francis Fuck Coprolalia (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 20 March 2026 22:22 (two months ago)
so incandescent with rage I forgot what season it was
― Number None, Friday, 20 March 2026 23:47 (two months ago)
red missed
― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:53 (two months ago)
Sean Dyche (Unattached) - 6/4
Roberto De Zerbi (Unattached) - 6/4
Marco Silva (Fulham) - 7/2
Adi Hutter (Unattached) - 6/1
Ryan Mason (Unattached) - 10/1
Mauricio Pochettino (United States) - 10/1
Robbie Keane (Ferencvaros) - 14/1
Harry Redknapp (Unattached) - 20/1
― Number None, Sunday, 29 March 2026 16:18 (two months ago)
oh fuck i did it again
remove bookmark from this thread...
― Number None, Sunday, 29 March 2026 16:19 (two months ago)
Should I lock this one?
― I will edit thread titles like no one has ever seen before (WmC), Sunday, 29 March 2026 16:31 (two months ago)