Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

actually, no. though he looks like he should have been in my family.

yeah, that's my guy. rufus.

his brother, my great-great grandfather, also served with rufus during the civil war.

literary fun fact: rufus hung out with emily dickinson on a trip she took to washington d.c. one of her very rare trips away from Amherst. she even mentions it in a letter. rufus was from Deerfield.

literary fun fact: my great great grandfather lived with nathanial hawthorne at hippie commune brook farm. (hawthorne took off early though. he couldn't hang. my great great grandfather was there for the whole time it existed.)

whenever Brook Farm comes up I always think of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3plmkRy_k5o

The only relative I know that was in the civil war fought for the union but lost his glasses and stumbled in to confederate territory where they all laughed at him and took him prisoner

that's a great clip! crazy how i haven't seen that movie for years but i remember those lines so clearly.

family fun fact: my brother-in-law edited The Last Days of Disco and Damsels in Distress.

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last days of disco is a stone cold classic salute to him

"The only relative I know that was in the civil war fought for the union but lost his glasses and stumbled in to confederate territory where they all laughed at him and took him prisoner"

that would make an awesome movie if he just fights with the confederates thinking they are union troops because he can't see. STARRING Don Knotts.

lol

Mr Magoo's Civil War

this has some fun stuff in it. he's not always funny and his trump impression is dire but the clips of trump are classique.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eWDFtnGu3M

same material. different jokes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90C5rZPTy5g

the fellas

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:of56nmyuqzvjta7qlf7gwht6/bafkreihi3jzoc36qnq5tvi335ff3bazv6nmitcehap5uiyax5vfbwedvxm@jpeg

Entourage: The Florida Years

Look at that sad palooka on the far right, in every sense.

thats barrons bff theyre in charge of gen z outreach for the campaign theyre the ones who set up the interview with the influencer who gave trump the custom cybertruck

It's hilarious how he's cursed with his dad's face

im assuming guy in the brown suit is their handler, the muscly guys idk theyre on the team i guess

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GU3rkUKXQAAzAYk?format=jpg&name=medium

barron no thumbs up barron no smile barron all business

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GU4sUIfXcAAAkK0?format=jpg&name=medium

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GU4sUKTXsAIvKRN?format=jpg&name=medium

very tasteful hes got the hoodie and the tee

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GU4vWEvXYAAdPSJ?format=png&name=medium

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GU4v246WwAEdcyk?format=jpg&name=medium

Totally normal and not weird people running a totally normal and not weird campaign.

Lil' Bo Peep

the guys flanking Barron are Justin Waller and Patrick Bet-David, described here as "businessmen": https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/04/05/barron-trump-towers-over-guests-at-mar-a-lago/

the guy on the far left is an MMA fighter lol

https://i0.wp.com/disruptmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/image1-4.png?w=1200&ssl=1

ive located blue suit muscle man unsurprisingly hes a grindset influencer https://disruptmagazine.com/how-justin-winn-waller-got-away-from-the-small-town-life-and-built-a-flourishing-business/

xp

These guys have a look as if they're dying to get fucked in the ass.

seems like a cool guy

YouTube has deplatformed Andrew Tate's "heir apparent" Justin Waller, an influencer criticized for redpilling and exploiting teenage boys. https://t.co/xERDV4XUb3

— VICE News (@VICENews) January 31, 2024

andrew tates heir apparent wow thats bad

older guy is the old guy version of a grindset influencer a business coach https://www.patrickbetdavid.com/

I find anyone who looks like that impossible to take seriously lol

https://i.imgur.com/YRNKJkY.png

guy did a private jet photoshoot that never left the tarmac

pals

Some people are scared, but still take action.

They are brave.

Some people are truly fearless despite the tribulations they face.

That’s Tate.. #FreeTateBrothers @Cobratate pic.twitter.com/bpjFN8VsVV

— JWaller7 (@Waller7J) January 23, 2023

So much SDE...

That's Taint.

Lol Barron's got his own Jean-Ralphio

These guys have a look as if they're dying to get fucked in the ass.

― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, August 17, 2024 3:11 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

extremely true. and they are dying for it, in both senses of the word. and they will get fucked in the ass, but unfortunately only in the sense that they're gonna get fucked over.

if you aren't familiar with PBD, all you need to know is that he had this painting commissioned
https://i.redd.it/xzbfwsctskjb1.jpg

What...even IS that.

The first scene in The Naked Gun

Who’s that next to Tupac? Elvis?

That awful poster with Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc

lol i love shit like that

"what if" from tyrese cribs

https://i.imgur.com/y2TwnmC.png

Next to Tupac is the most important person in the universe, Patty Bet-David.

Mario Andretti?

is that rudy giuliani or danny devito

Surprised Kissinger isn't in it

otm

Ha I thought it was Kissinger!