― joseph (joseph), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link
*i'm honestly not sure
― joseph (joseph), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 August 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link
Mandee, when I'm horny all day, it feels like my hormones are stabbing my pancreas. It's violent. Sometimes I want to double over.
― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link
Oh god, this is so true it's not funny. Sigh.
― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Friday, 19 August 2005 06:56 (nineteen years ago) link
Awh, Kate. This reminds me of a gag I heard, but it's a joke for boys: Get one of those condoms that's got anaesthetic lubricant for extra 'performa'nce and wear it inside out. That way, you don't need to wake anybody up...
― angle of dateh, Friday, 19 August 2005 07:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 19 August 2005 10:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 19 August 2005 10:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 19 August 2005 10:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:47 (nineteen years ago) link
I assume they're designed specially for men who cum on the first stroke.
― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― angle of dateh, Friday, 19 August 2005 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:50 (nineteen years ago) link
And get done for prostitution. Maybe not.
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― scout (scout), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link
i know that feeling
― stelf)xxx, Friday, 19 August 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link
I've actually tried these, not specifically because I'm the sort of man who cums on the first stroke, but because I was drunk at the 24 hour shop and it was like *swaying in front of counter* gimmie some of those *points* - needless to say I was too drunk to read or care about the small print.
I can't really report on their anaesthetic effect as there was so much alcohol in my system at the time. On the way back from the shop I fell off my bike and bashed up my elbow really good. This naturally didn't stop me using the condoms but it did mean I woke up with the bed covered in blood, amplifying that dirrty "WTF happened? - ah, great night" moment.
Curiously the monitor in front of me has lots of condoms around it which have been sent to my work as a promo. Instead of being lubricated with anaesthetic they are lubricated with "warm sensations", which I'm hopefully assuming is a very mild form of deep heat.
― angle of dateh, Friday, 19 August 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link
I say this to myself all the time.
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Bob Dobolina, Friday, 19 August 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link
Um, what?
― Je4nne ƒur¥ should buy one (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 19 August 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link
i got an adequate amount of sleep last night, so i'm left to assume a correlation between wakefulness and horndoggyness on my part.
i guess it doesn't help that i spend most of my workday having to look at some nude/mostly nude bodies.
― joseph (joseph), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― joseph (joseph), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link
Lack of sleep never makes a difference for me.
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― joseph (joseph), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― joseph (joseph), Friday, 19 August 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link
(i think i come across as more of a caricature on these boards than you do anyway) (or so i think)
― joseph (joseph), Friday, 19 August 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 August 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 20 August 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 20 August 2005 01:49 (nineteen years ago) link