Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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"Lohan thrilled to play drug-taking hippy"

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

I liked this from Holy Moly:

You may notice that the current cover of ‘Pop’ magazine features a male model, but this was not meant to be the case. After all, the magazine had spent a small fortune on acquiring Lindsay Lohan (who was in that ‘Herbie’ movie, we believe) as a cover star. What could have gone wrong? It turned out to be a re-fuelling problem for the Hollywood starlet, who turned up to the photo shoot somewhat the worse for wear. The shy, retiring young lady insisted on being topless in almost every shot, demanding that her bangers be photographed for posterity. A couple of hours later, photographers Mert and Marcus were left with a series of shots of Lohan’s lollipops and little else. Luckily, there were two shots in which the strumpet had failed to thrust her breasts into the lens and the pics were totally without nipples. Unfortunately, those two shots contained rather graphic illustrations of the entrance to Lindsay’s womb. She is famously being fond of waving her lady bits to the camera, much as a family butcher takes pride in his neatly organised but undeniably meaty window display. Damage limitation time. Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane, (who also represents acting scarecrow Nicole Kidman) phoned the magazine the very next morning and told the editor that if any of these pictures saw the light of day, said editor would “never work in Hollywood again.” Though if we saw the pics, we’d probably never eat mince again, so it’s fair enough.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/03/people.lindsaylohan.ap/vert.lohan.ap.jpg

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Lindsay Lohan won't be satisfied with a cake and some candles when she turns 21.

The raspy-voiced actress, who celebrates her big birthday on July 2, said Wednesday on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" that she plans to "milk it" when she becomes old enough to legally go to clubs.

Lohan said turning 21 has "been a long time coming" for her friends who own clubs in Los Angeles. After she's legal, "they don't have to worry about getting into trouble" for letting her inside, she told host Ellen DeGeneres.

She'll celebrate by partying in Vegas, she said, and also with a dinner in Malibu, California, with family and friends.

Lohan, who stars opposite Felicity Huffman and Jane Fonda in the upcoming Universal Pictures film "Georgia Rule," also showed off a white tattoo of the word "breathe" on the inside of her wrist.

"And it's 'breathe' because?" asked DeGeneres.

"I forget to breathe sometimes," Lohan replied.

― félix pié, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Man I remember thinking she looked hot on that RS cover back inna day. WTF Lohan. WTF.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

she looks really hot on the recent cover of GQ

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

i went to high school with her! hehe i'm a geek

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

we've seen her grow through so much

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

whatever she's a dumb ho but for a dumb ho she's kinda cool, still waiting to see if she can act

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

happy that roger ebert is not only on the mend, but back to posting on ilx

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see any of this Hilton/Reid stuff going on with her whatsoever!

-- nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 4:11 PM (2 years ago)

GOD IT'S LIKE SHE SAW THAT POST, GOT ALL INDIGNANT, AND SET OUT TO PROVE ME NON-OTM

― nabisco, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

ll waiting to see if she can act

Granted she's been is a lot of crap Disney stuff, but uh, exactly how many more movies does she need to be in before you figure that out?

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2006/11/terry%20richardson%20lindsay%20lohan%20gq.jpg

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

wait that picture is remarkably awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.snarkygossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/momanddaughter.png

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

that seems like a pretty good party if you ask me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

i have to say that, even though she's basically now a human vessel for colloidal bacterial life, i would still have sex with lindsay lohan if offered

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

jack and coke. classic combo.

― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/1206/lindsay/00001f.jpg

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost i'm not sure the word "colloidal" makes sense in that sentence, but it is powerfully evocative.

― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sure it does either, but i was momentarily hypnotized

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

That shit is surreal xxpost

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Hasn't the internet crowd of not-yet-legal pervdom moved on to the cheerleader from Heroes?

― dan m, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

i'm telling u u have to get last month's GQ

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

picture please xpost

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

dude she's been legal for quite some time. didn't you read the thread title??

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

she's also READY

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Hasn't the internet crowd of not-yet-legal pervdom moved on to the cheerleader from Heroes?

Egotastic or somebody had a picture of that one licking another girl's boob.

Cheerleader Hero was no Lindsay, from what I could tell.

― milo z, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

She looks like a crack ho in those GQ pics.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

have you ever seen a crack ho????

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Seen one? I BEEN one!

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/butasamb/98754_licking_her_friends_boob_122_.jpg

― félix pié, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

um a beautiful crack ho, i guess

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://men.style.com/gq/features/women

I think she looks haggard, to say the least.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

really i think she looks really fresh and pretty. i have the issue at home and with the exception of that one pic on the web site (which isn't really bad it's just a plain angle) she looks damn hot in all of them

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

n e way crack ho chic is like a thing

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

It's totally rock and roll to look burnt out tho.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

is this dude for real?

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

lol

well i don't think she looks burnt out in GQ... and what's wrong with rock n roll dude?

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

lol

well i don't think she looks burnt out in GQ... and what's wrong with rock n roll dude?

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

sry

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck that photoshoot. People can't even jack off to anything unless it's meta now?

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaa

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost

Nothing, if that's how she wants to look. I was just noting she appears to be distancing herself from her previous Disney image.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

thats funny, everything's meta now

xpost m i for real what? uve never seen high fashion do the crack ho thing? where u been?

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

LOL noodle she's been doing that for a whiiiiiile

― Surmounter, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

i still maintain she looks a ton like frankie muniz

― ^@^, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Is Frankie Muniz on crack too?

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

I sat next to her at Teddy's when she was supposedly in rehab and felt like an enabler!

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck that photoshoot. People can't even jack off to anything unless it's meta now?

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, May 3, 2007 1:52 PM

haha holy shit passing that along to my sociology of pop culture prof

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

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