Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

I still figure the judge is gonna toss the convictions himself based on the Supreme Court ruling, but I'm ready to be pleasantly surprised

but if the crime predates his presidency?

They don't though.

The crime was lying about what the check to Cohen was for. That was done while he was President.

part of his presidential duties

Donald Trump with his new custom Cybertruck from Adin Ross. pic.twitter.com/AAdyKe7JAb

— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) August 5, 2024

weird

I hope he starts driving that thing all over town

hope it backs him into a lake while on autopilot

I doubt that Trump even has a current driver's license.

Is Trump gearing up to kick that dude in the nuts

Did Trump lose weight in his legs?

Also: Jojo wore it better

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-04/4/12/asset/a56c076654a1/sub-buzz-6182-1712234682-1.png

Thought he hated EVs

Goddamn Bidenflation, what can you do

Trump hikes Mar-a-Lago membership to $1m, raising concerns of selling access

The $1m cost of each membership, which will open for applications in October, exactly one month before the presidential election, also represents a 43% hike from the current initiation fee of $700,000

TIL

Former presidents can't drive on public roads or go anywhere alone

The Former Presidents Act of 1958 was passed to keep them safe and guard the secured information they have

fucking Teddy Roosevelt went canoeing on an unmapped river in the Amazon, he didn't give a shit

didn't his son write a book about that trip? i want to read that. they both almost died.

Assassinated by Mosquito Lee Malaria.

wow, never knew that about the "no driving or going anywhere alone" thing!

must be awkward when you have diarrhea

It would have been so much cheaper to equip former presidents with an implanted cyanide capsule in a hollowed out tooth they could bite down on if captured.

Thought he hated EVs

https://fortune.com/2024/08/05/donald-trump-elon-musk-tesla-endorsement/

that headline 'Donald Trump admits EV flip-flop was a quid pro quo to secure Elon Musk’s support'

"The Kamala Crash," in case you were wondering.

It was a K Street smash...

Once the term makes its way into a tweet--tonight?--I think it'll be "the Kamala Krash," like The Kink Kronikles.

ha i thought you were joking about the headline but nope

This is the guy who interviewed Trump pic.twitter.com/SoHap3Ikjo

— Slazac 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 (@TrueSlazac) August 5, 2024

Seems like a real genius

Adin Ross said he supports Trump because he believes Joe Biden banned abortion
pic.twitter.com/WpdcUsr2nv

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) August 5, 2024

lmao xp incredible video

holy lol

President Inflation over here

Jenna Ellis Sings in Arizona

The one-time member of Trump’s “elite strike force” legal team has turned state’s evidence.

lol do you have a sister

this guy is so weird

https://rollcall.com/factbase/trump/transcript/donald-trump-speech-political-rally-charlotte-north-carolina-july-24-2024/

"This is a nice arena. How about the people outside that can't get in? That's -- that's a lot of people, too. Would anybody like to give up your seat? Would anybody -- [Audience responds "No"]"

lol

back to watch the fascist video again

A new poignancy to Trump's routine 'people outside who can't get in' riff after he was so nearly killed outside.

hey does anyone know the chances of this

https://i.imgur.com/IXCHZe6.png

Prob like 96 or 99 percent likely.

brb, heading over to place some bets

(/prowrestling)

i love that his avatar is just him looking like a horrible piece of shit

oh my god is that joe bidens music

has anyone figured out yet why Trump is calling her "Kamabla"?

This person tried, at least.

For those of you with real lives who do not have to monitor the coup-attempting criminal’s social media feed, he has been calling VP Kamala Harris “Kamabla.”

I reached out to a Senior Trump Campaign Official to sort it out.

Here is how it went: pic.twitter.com/mRzKgyayUH

— S.V. Dáte (@svdate) August 7, 2024

i tried and did not find anything satisfying, best guess seems to be hes just mispronouncing her name to be obnoxious since shes kinda made a deal about how to pronounce her name

it's because he's a racist

i mean sure but that doesnt really explain the particularities of what hes going for