US Politics, August 2024 -- "Unburdened By a Has-Been"

theyre good tho, not as good as lobster (also bug)

people should probably be eating more bugs tbh

i will eat more lobster, for the environment

ELITE ENTOMOPHAGIST DETECTED

havent had a lobster since last summer, sad

last summer i also harvested my own oysters, what a time to be alive

ahh that sounds fun. the ocean is a distant rumor where i am.

the ocean is so incredible

like hulk

When I lived on the east coast I never ate fish. Now that I'm in Montana, on the shore of a giant lake, I eat fish a couple of times a week, it feels like. Still not gonna eat bugs, whether shrimp-sized or lobster-sized.

fish is good but the bugs and the little blobs in the shells are where its at

There are reports that Harris's VP is either gonna be Shapiro or Walz.

we should all be eating crickets where i live tbqf. one of the reasons i need to get out of here.

lobster used to be poor people food!

i was reading about how people are pissed that hipster rich people have made the price of oxtail go up so high. used to be dirt cheap and a poor folk delicacy.

yeah they used to feed lobster to prisoners in maine but i suspect they werent keeping them alive in a tank until right before cooking giving you the bib and so forth

the ocean used to be lousy with lobsters.

they just weren't in fashion. shows how dumb rich people are.

its true

i had a great uncle who was a lobsterman, he also had a hot air balloon, cool guy

i like lobsters so i don't eat them. they are so cool and get so old!

i do eat shrimp though even though they are politically problematic...

Someone should try to make chitlins a big hipster craze

fish is good but the bugs and the little blobs in the shells are where its at
― lag∞n, Monday, August 5, 2024 9:40 AM

There are reports that Harris's VP is either gonna be Shapiro or Walz.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Monday, August 5, 2024 9:44 AM

nice juxtaposition lol

What time tomorrow is the VP announcement?

4:20pm

Smoke weed everyday

I found out the other week that the TikTok Lobsterman is a friend of mine's nephew.

At first I read that as "a friend of mine nephew" and was like "wow, we're really hurtling backwards grammatically lol"

Chuck Lobsterman

it’s at wine o’clock

lobster used to be poor people food!

oysters and salmon as well

Well!

HE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIMSELF BEFORE HE DUMPED THE CARCASS IN CENTRAL PARK https://t.co/sBMFkq8iBt pic.twitter.com/y4vbUCXKtn

— Robert Skvarla (@RobertSkvarla) August 5, 2024

Excellent piece by Nikole Hannah-Jones

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/04/magazine/kamala-harris-black-identity-history.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Ak4.e1IT.ZUwdkqB7InHe&smid=url-share

nbd, he just put his hand in a dead bear’s bloody mouth and then went out for dinner. I’m sure he washed his hands, right?

blah we've been there already. no more sad bear picture.

bear say die to me

3rd person who posts it is getting a poke right in the labonza.

also that bear is ripped up. no hunter is going to eat roadkill that has been ripped up on the road.

yeah I can’t bear this anymore

Why can't these people just be crazy in their mansions?

our next president, RFK Jr.

try that in a small convertible

Excellent piece by Nikole Hannah-Jones

thank you. it's crazy that it needs to be said at all, but American apartheid ensures that white Americans do not need to know anything about the realities of being Black in America if they don't care to know.

"Why can't these people just be crazy in their mansions?"

its like timberlake losing his license. you can't afford to have someone drive you home, dimwit? there is no reason for crazy rich people to ever burden our overburdened game wardens and traffic cops.

I don't think U.S. Congress reps are necessarily rich, by the way -- they're younger and there are fewer people who get in by being rich. Like, I don't think Ocasio-Cortez is rich, I think she has more normal-person finances. Of course at some point she'll get a 6-figure book deal but that's still not the same as being a doctor and having a 6-figure annual income.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, August 5, 2024 11:16 AM (one hour ago)

you also have to fight for your job every other year, it's exhausting. bless your child/ren if you have a family bc that is a grueling life.
https://www.apa.org/news/podcasts/speaking-of-psychology/political-stress

better to just have some cats!

I don't think Ocasio-Cortez is rich, I think she has more normal-person finances

i distinctly remember people freaking out that she bought a Tesla several years ago. It was the low end model but some people still can't accept that just because you buy a new car it doesn't mean you're rich.

lucking out an real estate equity by being old doesn't really make you rich either

gamblers think it's walz based on odds moving in the past 30 mins

https://polymarket.com/event/democratic-vp-nominee?tid=1722881897768