At the bar 2024

tfw you walk into the bar and find a 10 on the floor

At the bar to see a friend's ex with benefits sing folk songs and then another dude tells you about the guy who got stabbed on the steps last week.

Famous 20s stoner, always in reflective shades, that lives next door, bring: his Italian family over to sell shit on the sidewalk outside the bar

If you see someone destroying 16 miller lites at the bar, that’s me, say jello

“Green River” comes on and I’m this close to getting off my stool and crab walking around the room

Back at my regular in Mpls and the bartender still knows my name despite moving away in 2021.

Win!

Morphine always welcome on the stereo at the bar

take it to the drugs thread ffs

lol

:)

tfw the bartender signals you to fuck off by saying the most ridiculous shit in response to your serious question about why they’re sober

It’s Friday, right?

Welp not anymore

Speak for yourselves east coasters.

Added some Dion to my ATB playlist

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I was at the bar and this hot Chinese girl in her 20s starts talking to me for an hour and changes her seat to be next to me. I end up paying for her drinks and focaccia and we go to another spot. She starts taking about how she needs cocaine and proposes going to a party and asks me to convince the bouncer that she doesn’t have her ID because she was robbed. She searches her Gmail for “police report” and pulls up a PDF. I get the feeling she’s a grifter and I’m being played…

how was the party?

Bartender has been sober for a generation, I’m so jealous

Disappointed you didn’t answer Alfred’s question

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Massage Attack “teardrop / ”

hey now hey now

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One of the most heard songs

Invariably, the song played after this one is terrible

Yeah, what's up with that?^^

great song but I thought it was some obscuro private press thing reissued in 2010 without a lot of fuss. lately it is fuckin everywhere, was it in a movie or something

last week I was having dinner at a random Italian restaurant in Montauk and it came on in between two oldies station doo wop hits

tbf it’s a great song. “But I think we can make it…”

They are making out and it’s no big ting

Wednesday is the new Friday
At least for this week

Ambition: Barback

That night when you had an iPa and 2 White Russians in front of you

I got bought a shot of Skrewball peanut butter whiskey tonight. The dude who bought it is my neighbor and he meant well, so I did it, but ick.

*dry heaves*

Yeah it's gross

tfw the bartender throws a lime at you and you’re not sure why

I keep smelling Chef boy r Dee while looking at this barfly’s face idk

At the bar where the server and the barback are on their phones all afternoon nbd

3:39 PM is the new 3:39 AM

Nothing complements a sunny weekend fall afternoon like Pink Floyd’s “dogs” on at the bat

Today at the bar I understood the buyback in a whole new way. I got one on my third (right?), and for the first time I didn’t feel like I needed to tip. I had tipped generously on the first two so

The best bar is the one closest to home

6:33 is the new 10:33

Close out the nearest bar every night

Nothing complements a sunny weekend fall afternoon like Pink Floyd’s “dogs” on at the bat

― calstars, Saturday, November 23, 2024 12:31 PM (yesterday)

Did they play the whole damn song? That would be pretty awesome, as nothing brings the party like "So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone"
*Orders a half-pour of a Prairie Imperial Stout as my dessert, because a full pour at 12% is kinda insane (It's like drinking tasty motor oil).

They played the whole album

Server with seniority disappears for an hour at a time…

Where have you been all my life, dearest hard kombucha

It’s only 6:56

Bar putting up a sign and photo: “Do Not Serve This Man”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM3bavPGJ5M

Bar putting up a sign and photo: “Do Not Serve This Man”

jim beam black is what their base product should be imo, they should do a half blend for well drinkers

Got called a “player” by a bartender. Achievement unlocked

“Do me a favor and do your drugs in the bathroom, man”

Bill is $26, I give bartender $35 and she puts $6 change on the bar