US Politics, July 2024 - "Will you just drop out, man?"

hell yeah lets roll

Covid has joined the k hive

Machiavellian Katzenberg bringing the Rona

I'm sick

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 17, 2024

sick

COVID at the age is not good, so will refrain from jokes. Yet another what-does-this-mean? twist. (No campaigning in the immediate future, obviously.)

the = that

lol

fuck imagine the CHUDs if Trump survived peak COVID and Joe dies from it four years later

https://substack.com/@kenklippenstein/note/c-62393216?utm_medium=ios

Next tweet: "My doctors say I only have a few days left, so I'm hitting the trail again! See you on Saturday in Reno!"

Send me $5 so that Covid doesn't kill me.

This entire thing is so funny. I guess Schumer got whatever deals he wanted from the donors. Schumer, Schiff, looks like it's on huh?

I'm not generally into conspiracy theories, but I very much could believe that the Biden team have ginned up a last minute case of covid that will knock him out of the race while preserving a tiny amount of dignity.

if it's fake they should have given him something cooler than Covid

i need to take time to recover, welcome President Harris

xp Diptheria!

decent chance biden wins while defying the entire dem party and doing overtly senile things every time hes in public what a world

he's had it multiple times so i doubt he's gonna turn into the Cryptkeeper this time

I think it's just unknown and unknowable and whatever they do I hope it works.

Amen to that.

Nice timing to have this splash across the RNC a bit too.

maybe anthrax will make a comeback

All these trumpers are saying there's 0% of a fair election - so if trump wins, it's illegitimate I guess?

maybe we make the election a series, best out of 7

this is so much fun lets keep it rolling

I very much could believe that the Biden team have ginned up a last minute case of covid that will knock him out of the race while preserving a tiny amount of dignity.

Had a stroke while fuckin'

So Bidem says in an interview that he'd consider dropping out "if I had some medical condition that emerged," and then hours later he gets COVID?

not exactly that unusual, there's a wave going on atm

he's just gonna say 'no no i meant like one of those dementus things'

also right when it comes out that schumer asked him to step aside, im listening

and would take the spotlight from the rnc

shd announce it during trumps speech

Look Jack, listen here

Biden dies during Trump's 2-hour rant about his ear.

lets go

then Trump's ear gets gangrene

biden should to a speech where he says his ear is messed up too but its unclear what hes talking about

he's just gonna say 'no no i meant like one of those dementus things'

“Come on, man. I mean whooping cough, measles…”

"so.. You can see this bandage? What a bandage it is.. my doctor told me.. he said... Anyway, apparently god was looking down, looking down in Ohio, uh Pennsylvania, god said 'he might lose an ear, but I'll gain a son, I'll gain a son..' I'm very lucky, folks... or is it luck? Maybe, maybe it is... I'll let you decide..."

Yeah Ton', I coughed on him, just like you said. pic.twitter.com/kqYwc2d5VY

— Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions (@PauliesOpinions) July 17, 2024

I'm not generally into conspiracy theories, but I very much could believe that the Biden team have ginned up a last minute case of covid that will knock him out of the race while preserving a tiny amount of dignity.

I really fight hard in this day and age against such thinking, but truthfully, that was my first thought too: "exit strategy," to use a popular cliche.

kimberly gilfoyle looks like one of those puppets from that show. the british show. with margaret thatcher puppets.

Spitting Image!

the show from the phil collins video

kind of just looks English really

another reason not to trust Newsom: he was married to her

Lady Elaine Fairchilde would like a word. Anyway

one of those dementus things

https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-yN2ywiiIIUOq2iz7-uilWNg-t500x500.jpg

This thread is cracking me up, keep ‘em coming

WaPo says a "person close to the president" told them that they told Biden straight-up that he should get out, and Biden said "I disagree." And then I guess the person went out into the hall and called WaPo. SOS flares going up everywhere.

Jeffries also, have we mentioned that yet? I can't keep track. (He hasn't said publicly, but told Biden in a meeting.)

MSNBC, too, mentioning Schumer and Jeffries talking to Biden.

what the hell did Gaetz do to his face he looks like a freak